Hello! I am back. I know I take forever to update. I'm sorry! Please to not be eating me :p
Reviewses for you all are lovely and take the time to tell me how odd I really am:
00jade- I'm magical that's how. Your penname makes me think of afi, so even though I'm fairly sure its not, I'm going to keep believing that its referring to Jade Puget :D
Tuberculosis Queen- its not exactly soon but.. here ya go!
Epobbp- caffeine is yummy teehee
sunshinerosesandDEATH- why thank you!
Magickless Sorceress- you can never have too many lols lol
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Frank: Oh those darned kids, setting fire to everything.
Voldemort: So let me recap my evil plan.
Wormtail: milord, haven't you learned anything from watching Scooby Doo?
Voldemort: SILENCE! So now we must KILL HARRY POTTER! –maniacal laughter-
Frank: No you won't! Cause I'm… SUPER GARDENER! -pulls of clothes to reveal spandex suit underneath-
Voldemort: -kills Frank- pwned
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Harry: Holy crap that was a messed up dream. My scar hurts. Hmmm I wonder who I should tell. –intense thinking that takes way too long to figure the obvious answer out- SIRIUS!
Hedwig: No shit Sherlock.
Harry: Shut up.
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School Nurse: Your son is a fat ass.
Dursleys: NO HE'S BIG BONED!!
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Vernon: What the hell?
Harry: Haha the postman thinks you're odd.
Vernon: That lady's fat.
Harry: So are you. Now I shall use intense psychology on you to get you to let me go to the quidditch world cup.
Vernon: -brain explodes-
Harry: w00t.
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Weasleys: yay through the chimney!
Vernon: Holy hell!
Fred: hey fat lard, want some candy?
Dudley: Yeah! –tongue grows-
George: Haha, tootles!
Dursleys: Doubleyew tee eff!
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Death Eaters: WE SHALL BE DESTRUCTFUL!
Everyone: -run away-
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Dumbledore: Cedric Diggory
Cedric: Yay I am well-liked an nice and everyone thinks I'm smexxi!
Dumbledore: Fleur Delacour
Fleur: -flips hair- I'm stuck up and French!
Dumbledore: Viktor Krum
Viktor: I'm a duck. Woof.
Everyone: I LOVE YOU VIKTOR!!
Dumbledore: -gasp!- another name! DUN DUN DUN. I wonder who it is?
Everyone: Gee, I have no idea.
Dumbledore: Harry Potter!
Everyone: I totally did not see that coming, like at all.
Harry: What? Me? NOES!
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Ron: I hate you!
Harry: I hate you too! –runs away to emo corner-
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Hagrid: Yo come see the dragons.
Harry: Shit on a stick.
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Harry: Yo I shall pwn you with my uber pwnin broom skills.
Dragon: I are pwned.
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Harry: oh no not a ball! What ever shall we do!
Ron: I'm gonna ask Fleur!
Harry: Aahahahahhahahahhahahahahhhaha
Ron: ….
Harry: Oh wait, you were serious?
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Cedric: Hey go take a bath in this bathroom.
Harry: Um.. kay?
Myrtle: EYERAPE!
Harry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Harry: eats worms I'M A FISHY!
Everyone: ..of course.
Harry: I'm gonna be a total idiot and save everyone else's person too!
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Dumbledore: We made a maze over the quidditch field! Yay!
Harry: Oh no you di'int!
Dumbledore: Oh yes I di-id!
Cedric: Shut up. Please.
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Harry: you can take the trophy
Cedric: No you!
Harry: No, I insist.
Cedric: Let's share
Harry: Oh yes, sharing is caring.
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Harry: What the hell?
Cedric: -dies-
Wormtail: Mwahahahah –cut-
Harry: Owie!!
Voldemort: Let's have an intense duel!
Harry: Let's!
Cedric: Take my body back fool!
Harry: kay! –speedy running away-
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Mad Eye: -drags-
Harry: ..huh?
Mad Eye: Mwahahahha I kill you!
Dumbledore: Not in my house!
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Harry: stuff happened
Siruis: noes! I'm going to be very protective and adorable in this scene!
Fangirls: Awwwwwwww
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Harry: Have my money!
Fred: Kick ass.
George: I love you Harry
Harry: I love you too George
-intense make out scene-
Fred: Stop it, that wasn't in the book!
Harry: Well the book would have been better if it was!
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Dumbledore: Voldemort is back!
Fudge: Lies!
Dumbledore: Hmm in denial much?
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Yeah that's it. I hope you like it. If you review I promise I'll give you a gold star! C'mon you know you want my pretty gold stars.
Tootles!
King's-own-knight