Apparition

The sixth years had just had their very first Apparition lesson. Of course nobody had managed to really Apparate yet, but some boys, James Potter and Sirius Black amongst them, had claimed to have Apparated already.

A group of younger Gryffindors listened to the two boys in silence, too impressed to make a sound.
'It was a matter of life and death, you know.' Sirius concluded, looking smug.
'He could've very well died. But of course, the genius that he is, he managed to Apparate back and stick his head back on his body.' Added James, causing some first years to gasp. 'It was a pretty horrendous sight, if I may say so myself.'
'And it hurt! Merlin's pants. You'll never want to feel such pain.' Sirius nodded and shivered.
Naturally, Lily Evans had to come in and spoil all the fun. She slapped the two boys on the back of their heads and shook her head.
'Don't listen to these idiots. They couldn't Apparate to save their lives.'

James gasped, of course he could Apparate. He was James bloody Potter, for Merlin's sake.
'I can Apparate,' James stated before falling to the floor with a few shaky movements.
Lily forgot her annoyance and stared at James in horror, he looked dead. Sirius, meanwhile, was shaking with silent laughter and holding himself up on two very honoured looking girls.
'Are you okay, Ja-Potter?' Lily asked, her voice shaky.
James nodded, a hand resting over his heart. 'My heart is just splinched without you.'

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