I woke up to the sound of Charles unicorn costume again. Cralile was wearing his Charlie unicorn (with the voice of Aro) costume, in a ball gown this time. It was sexual.

But this time it wasn't not aroused by Edweed licking the mouth piece. It was ready for a hot date at eh cinema!

"Do you need help getting not ready for the hot date at the movies, Cralile in a Charlie unicorn, voice of Aro costume man? " Edweed was screaming at the unicorn.

"Edweed, why are you screaming at a unicorn, they are an endangered spices, Edweed I am shocked" I screamed at him!

He looked at me and I noticed it was indeed Cedweed, his secret evil twin from the Neverlands! OHH, that is a surprise!

"IT is I, Cedweed, not naughty Edweed" He screamed at me. He was mean!

I cried loudly, then got over it.

"Okay, then we should help the unicorn get ready for its date, Cedweed!" I screamed happily at him.

"No"
"Yes"

"You have to put on the ball gown, e was only a model. You have to go and meet Edweed,"

SO Ceweed did all of my make up and put the ball gown on me.

"Were are we goin on a date? A baal? Or a party?" I screamed

"NO, the cinema" He screamed.

Oh no, I was really underdressed! Better go and put my crown on.

I put my crown on and went to the cinema to see Edweed but I said hi to him and he said hi back but when we went for the film he did not get my lots of chocolate and popcorn! I pushed the people in the queue over one by one then made them compliment my gown. I then made Edweed by the biggest popcorn bucket ever, and then made him buy me lots of chocolate and drinks so he had no money left. We then we then went to watch Vampires Suck. IT WAS MY LIFE! My totally hot vampire boyfriend and his big hair and me and my big hair and Jacoboob and his boob. And then I didn't eat any of my popcorn but threw it at Edweed constantly through the film then I played music loudly and sang along loudly and people cheered me with swear words. I then phoned Cedweed and he told me the surprise ending of the film so to confirm with him, I yelled the surprise ending to the phone so everyone could hear, they cheered me again with swear words and popcorn!

"I have popcorn silly people! My long term relationship boyfriend brought it for me as out engagement present!"

Edweed looked at me in horror a single tear slid down his cheek as I threw some more popcorn at him. His tear was one of happiness so I got my lighter out and began to throw burning pieces of on fire popcorn at Edweed. They got caught in his hair but not want to upset me so he ignored his burning hair and watched the film as I continued to throw whole dairy milk bars at him. His hair fire was to bright and I forgot my sun glasses so I threw my mega huge drink of slushy ice at him to put out his fire. But looking at Edweed dripping wet, I realised I needed a wee, But I didn't not know where the toilets were, I decided to give Edweed at treat, as well as empty my bladder. So I picked up my huge sparkly ball gown from where it was pooled in the wet stuff coming off of Edweed, and stood up in front of the whole cinema. Suddenly I realised that I loved Edweed.

So I yelled out really loudly "Hey, see my Edweed, mmm... Weed." I screamed as I weed myself from the excitement.

"Edweed, can I borrow your scarf to wipe my bottom on, please?" I scream really really loudly at him, so everyone could hear our love!

CHIFF HANGER! Find out what happens in the next installment of Gaurds Gaurds!

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