AN: Yep, so I am horrible at updating. You all know this by now. It is just me and that's what I do. Plus my writer's block is sucking creativity out of me like I'm the last person on earth. I hope this ends up being okay.

Previously

"Emmett that has nothing to do with what we're talking about!" I sniped.

"But is does explain the origin of crop circles. Alice and I have done on Edward's piano!"

"WHAT?!?!?!"

Carlisle's POV

Finally Jacob entered the room. He was my last one to examine. He shifted uncomfortably.

"Relax, just remove your pants and hop up onto the examination table." I instructed kindly. Yet Jacob did not move. "Is something the matter?"

"Um, I st-started in my p-p-pants." He stuttered.

"We'll get that taken care of, now please hop up on the table." He did as I told this time. I could see his cry were red from crying. I knew it was Edward's fault. Blood spilled from him on to the white sanitary paper beneath him. When this happened I heard a… whimper? I looked up at him.

"I'm sorry!" He sobbed. "I didn't mean to. I-I-I can't control it!" This recently boy turned girl was completely breaking down in front of me. This had happened to me on a few occasions. Luckily I remembered how to handle it.

"Hush now, I'm a doctor right?"

"Uh-huh." Jacob pitifully replied.

"Now don't you think that a doctor would understand and already know that?" He nodded. "Now I'm going to begin examining you okay?" He nodded once more. Then I started. Everything was in check, blood pressure and heart rate were high but currently he was an emotion wreck and that was to be expected. I moved on to the nether regions, he winced a bit but not more that to be expected.

"You look perfectly healthy." I smiled warmly feeling bad for him, and that was a first all day. "Has anything been bothering you? I heard that cramps were a common problem threw out the pack." He nodded again. "Anything else bothering you?" He, yet again, nodded. He seemed to be afraid to speak.

"My ankles and feet are swollen." I pondered for a moment. "and, my boobs they hurt."

"Well for your feet I'd suggest iceing them and putting them up for a while. I will reduce the swelling. Did it hurt when I checked you?"

"Yeah…" He answered almost whispering.

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"I'm sorry!" Oh no, tears were going to fall again, take evasive maneuvers. "I… I… I!" He began to choke up and tears wetted the corners of his eyes.

"Jacob! It's alright you told me now so no harm done." I really wish I were getting paid for this! "Your increases in hormone levels have led to the pain you are feeling." He once again nodded. "Now, here are some spare sweat pants and a tampon. You can clean yourself up and get ready to leave."

"Leave for where?"

"To go to Port Angeles to get bras."

"How did you know that?" Polite puzzlement was on his face.

"I could hear them talking about it."

"How?" Have all the wolves forgotten about us being vampires?

"Vampire,"

"Oh," It is like they've forgotten that we are vampires because they can't constantly smell us.

Edward's POV

Several dog and blood smelling girls packed into two different cars and off they went to Port Angeles. I got to drive them in my lovely car. This was Esme's form of punishment for me because sticking me in a corner didn't do any good. We were all waiting on Jacob.

"JAKY!!!! WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE?" I yelled in a sing-song voice. Moments later a teary Jacob appeared before us.

"Edward, do you have to be so cruel?" Alice asked. I shrugged. Alice got into the passenger seat of my car, while Jasper and Emmett got into the lone Minivan we had. Come to think off it I'm not entirely sure why we still have that. It was great when Esme's was a kick ass soccer mom the last place we lived but we decided not to have that happen this time. Anyway Emmett and Jasper had to go because it was there punishment as well.

We hurried on our way. I sped along the highway. Nothing eventful was happening. Scenery passed by at an alarming speed.

"I don't feel good." Jacob whined.

"Stuff it!" I shouted.

"Edward! Jacob you just sit back and relax what's the matter?" Alice soothed him. He grimaced a bit.

"I hurt all over and I'm dizzy." I hope he is not sick. Alice thought

"Okay, lay back and close your eyes. Just relax and take deep breaths." He nodded. His thoughts consisted of breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out.

Man, you do so many people speed? I think I'll pull some one over.

"SHIT!" I slammed on the breaks to not get caught speeding and Jacob vomited all over in the back seat.

AN: I had no idea what I was going to do until I saw a YAZ commercial... That's kind of a hit about what's happening so I can really elaborate... sorry. BUT! The good news is I have ideas to a least write another chapter maybe two! YEAH!!!!! So I have a question: How do you think this is going to end? I have a few Ideas but I would like to see what you guys would like to read. Man Edward is being mean... a little more that OOC but hey I least I'm writing.

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"HOW AM I EVER GOING TO DO IT IN A CAR THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG BARF?!?!?!?"