~South Park intro~

I'm going down to South Park, going to have myself a time

(Kyle and Stan) Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation

I'm going down to South Park going to leave my woes behind

(Cartman) Amble parking day or night humble folks with out temptation

I'm going down to South Park, going to see if I can't unwind

(Kenny and Grace)Our town is bigger dammit, right down to the little granite (muffled speech)

So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine

Pee

"We're going to the water park, the water park, the water park. We're going to the water park, me and my best friends, except or Kyle who I don't like." Cartman sung as Kyle flashed a look of anger at him.

Yes, we were going to the water park. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Why are you going to the water park if you can't swim, Gracie?"

Well, honestly, I don't want to feel left out. Why would I pass up an opportunity to hang out with all my friends? It's not like I have to get in the pool anyway.

I mean, at least Jake would be around, that would help the situation. Did I really just think that? Ignore that, please.

"Okay Cartman, you can stop singing now." Stan said, annoyed.

"This is gonna be sooo awesome dude. I haven't been to the water park in like, over a year." Cartman kept fangirling over the waterpark.

"What do you guys wanna do first? I hear they have a new inner tube slide." Butters asked. Oh right, we were taking Butters along.

"No! Dude, we gotta got to the wave pool first. It's so dope, as long as there aren't any minorites." Cartman declared.

"Wha-what are you talking about, Eric?" Jimmy asked. I also forgot we brought Jimmy along.

"You know, there's always like five or six minorites wearing their T-shirts in the wave pool, pisses me off." Cartman explained.

"We're here! It's the water park!" Stan cheered.

Stan's dad pulled up at the entrance and we all pooled out of the car.

"I'm gonna pick you kids up right here at four o'clock, you got it?" Stan's dad said.

"Come on, let's go!" Cartman urged.

"We got it, dad." Stan confirmed.

We all walked in to the ticket booth. Cartman handled the money. "Eight adorable children please."

Once we were in, Cartman ran through the interactive fountains with joy. I sighed in disappointment, it's not like I could exactly have fun here.

"Wave pool! Wave pool! Waaave poool!" Cartman rushed to the wave pool, but soon confusion masked his face.

"Oh, what the hell?!" He exclaimed.

We caught up with Cartman soon.

"What is it?" I asked.

Cartman ignored me and continued to look upon the wave pool in disbelief.

"All right, what do you guys wanna ride first?" Kyle asked.

"I don't care." I said simply.

"Well Cartman said he wanted to do the wave pool first, right Cartman?"

Cartman still had a stunned look on his face.

"Cartman?" Jake waved a hand in front of his face. Cartman remained unphased.

"Forget it! Just forget it!" Cartman snapped and walked off in anger, leaving us seven confused.

We ended up tackling the 'Pi Pi's New york Splash' attraction. I just sat down on the edge, with my feet in the water. I didn't care if the water was shallow, I did not trust it.

"Dude, this is awesome." Stan commented.

"You guys wanna see how long I can hold my breath under water?" Kyle asked.

"Sure." I answered.

"Hey fellers, fellas hang on. I've gotta go to the bathroom." Butters said.

"Okay, go ahead." Kyle said but turned back to the other boys.

"Okay, thanks." Butters said.

I noticed Butters didn't get out of the pool, when he needed to go pee. I raised an eyebrow at this.

"I can seriously hold my breath longer thn anybody. Somebody time me, alright?" Kyle boasted.

"Yeah okay, dude." Jake rolled his eyes at this.

Things were kind of awkward between Jake and I. I guess he lost this bet to Stan, and he didn't want to do it. When he wouldn't do it, he and Stan got into a big fight over it. I tried to stop it, but luckily his sister stepped in. Yeah, Jake is holding a grudge against Stan now...

Now here's the crazy part, the bet was for him to ask me out. The thing I'm kicking myself over is for HUGGING him. I know. I know, it was stupid and he probably doesn't even like me anymore. Ugh.

"All right." Kyle glanced back at Butters, who still hadn't moved. "Check it out, I-" He looked back again to see what had happened. "Butters, BUTTERS. What the fuck?! Are you peeing in the pool?!"

It wasn't until he realized, that I realized what happened.

"Ew." I took my feet out of the pool.

"You said 'go ahead'." Butters pointed out.

"Come on Kyle, let's go check out the fireboat." Stan tried to change the subject.

"No dude, Butters' pee is in there." Kyle argued.

"Aw come on, look at all this water. It doesn't matter if one person pees in it." Stan countered.

"Yeah, dude. Pee is natural." Jake joined in.

"Yeah, come on, Kyle, I'm not the only person who's peed in the pool. Lots of people do." Butters added.

"No they don't!" Kyle was getting angry.

"Yeah, they do, Kyle." Stan insisted.

"To be perfectly frank, I peed in the pool about tututwenty five seconds ago." Jimmy said.

"Gross." I said.

"Dude!" Kyle exclaimed.

"Come on, show us how long you can hold your breath." Stan tried to lighten everything up.

"NO!"

We later stopped by 'Pi Pi's snack shack' to get some lunch. We all got hamburgers.

"After this, you guys wanna hit the hurricane slides?" Stan asked our group.

"You bet!" Butters cheered.

"I'm not getting back in the water."

"Aw come on, Kyle." Stan urged.

"Dude, I just found out that everybody pees in pools. Why would I go back?"

"Not everybody pees in pools."

"Do you pee in the pool?" Kyle asked.

"Not today... yet." Stan said.

"Aw, come on!" He exclaimed.

"Well, I for one think pee is gross too... plus I won't be in the pool anyway..." I trailed off.

"Yeah, I know." Stan said then turned his attention towards Kyle. "Well dude, what are you gonna do? Just hang out here at the table all day."

"Most likely." Kyle said simply.

Just then, Cartman came running up to us. "You guys! You guys, we have problems of Biblical proportions!"

"Where have you been all this time." Jake asked with a raised eyebrow. Jake's been here long enough to know Cartman is always up to something.

Speaking of Jake, he was looking pretty... um... hot. WHAT. No! No, Gracie. No. Just... no. I meant nice. He looks really nice. Yeah...

I slammed my head on the table. I need to get over this... crush.

"I've been counting. Do you know there are two hundred and five Mexicans here? And there are a hundred and ninety black people!"

"So what?" Kyle asked, annoyed.

"So?! Guess how many white people are here at the water park today?" One hundred and forty three! There are more minorities here than us!" Cartman exclaimed.

"Well then they're not minorities, are they?" Kyle countered. Oh great, he was going to argue with Cartman again.

"...What do you mean?" Cartman looked confused.

"Dumbass, if there's sixty percent of them to forty percent of us, then who's the minority?!"

"The black and brown people."

I lifted my head. "You... are so racist." I slammed it on the table again.

"No, you're the minority!" Kyle concluded.

"Do I look like a minority to you, stupid?! Now look guys, I did some calculations: just last year, there almost ninety percent normal people to minorities. That's fifty percent rise in one year!"

"This is more math then I've ever seen you do." Stan commented.

"Because it's important! A fifty percent rise each year means that in three years the world will be only... minorities. That's 2012! The Mayans predicted this!" Cartman kept on going.

"The Mayans! They knew that minorities would take over the world by the year 2012! And now it's happening!"

"I'm gonna go on the slides." Stan said.

"Whoopie!" Butters cheered, and they all left. I stayed behind.

Jake turned to me. "You coming, Gracie?"

"I... ummm..." I trailed off. I kind of noticed he looked... well... buff. I looked back up at him. "...No." I said quickly.

"Oh, um... okay." And he left with them.

"Ugh." I slammed my head against the table... for the third time. I need to get over this very badly.

"You guys! You guys have to do something to stop this! Come on! Well, looks like at least you two got some sense left in you. So what are we gonna do to keep the Mayan prediction from coming true, guys?" Cartman turned to us.

"Blow it out your ass, Cartman!" Kyle angrily left the table without taking a bite of his hamburger.

Cartman watched him leave then turned back to me. "Jeez, what an asshole. C'mon Gracie, let's save the world!"

With my head still on the table I mumbled. "Just, just go away Cartman." I waved him off.

I heard him huff and walk away mumbling "Bitch."

I didn't really care though, this day was not turning out for me.

I don't know what time it was, but I still haven't left the table. Why was I so depressed. Oh, wait, that's a stupid question. It's all Jake.

No, he's not the problem. I'm the problem. I can't stop thinking about all the stupid things I've done in front of him.

Suddenly, I could feel my table shaking. When I looked around, everything else was shaking. "What?' I questioned.

I got up from the table quickly. Earthquake? No, there are no earthquakes in Southpark... right?

"Peeeee!" I heard someone yell. People came running in my direction. Confused, I looked towards where they were running from. That's when I saw it.

A large wave of pee was rushing in my direction. It wasn't long before I ran along side the hoard of people, screaming my head off.

"No. No. No. Shit!" I yelled while I ran.

I saw a high amount of stairs in the 'drop zone' I stopped and tried to get to safety. I could see that Kyle was ahead of me. The pee was rising and quickly.

"Kyle!" I yelled.

He glanced down at me for a second. "Hurry!" He yelled back. I quickened my pace then, not wanting to drown in the grossness.

But Kyle had a better chance of making it to the top in time. I looked to my left and saw a piece of debris, floating easily.

With all my might I jumped on it, and the pool of pee carried me up. I was having a panic attack, I'm pretty sure. I don't want to die drowning, but I definitely don't want to drown in pee! How stupid would that be?

I was on my hands and knees, trying to keep balanced with all my might, while it kept on rising.

"Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh!" I whispered loudly.

I closed my eyes and waited for it to be over. I never noticed it stopped until I heard Kyle's voice.

"Aahhh..."

I opened my eyes. There was nothing but a vast area of pee surrounding us. Kyle was to my right and Stan and the others were on a plateau of the attraction.

"You guys..." I nervously trailed off.

"Gracie! You g-got to s-s-swim over he-re." I heard Jimmy say.

"You too Kyle!" Stan said.

"I would do that... except I can't swim!" I loudly excliamed.

"No way!" Kyle answered to Stan.

"You can't swim?" Jake asked.

"Uh, yeah." I confirmed.

"W-w-well sh-shit." Jimmy said.

"C'mon! You guys knew this!" I yelled.

Just then, I could feel the debris I was on start to sink. "Ah, guys? I'm sinking!"

Stan then grew a determined look on his face. "Kyle! Grab Gracie and swim over here right now!"

"Dude, that's all pee!" Kyle complained.

"Gracie will drown and so will YOU if you don't get over here." Jake reasoned.

"Ugh!" Kyle groaned.

"Kyle, I will haunt you for LIFE, if you don't help me across and I drown." I said in a groan as I was almost done for. That seemed to get him.

"All right, all right." He said before reluctantly getting in the water. He swam over to me right in the nick of time. My feet were already in the pee. Ew.

I grabbed a hold of him quickly and we (mostly he) started to make our way over to the others. Kyle was trying to keep his head above the pee, and I was too. It was pretty gross.

I was probably chocking Kyle cause' I was hanging on to his neck very tightly. God, today is just not my day.

We soon made it back to the others. "Ew. Ew. Ew. Gross." I said as we stood on the surface. I tried to get dry by jumping up and down, it didn't help much.

"Do you need to wash your hands?" Butters asked stupidly.

After a long time, we realized no one had come to help us. Kyle was the first to say something.

"Dude, why aren't people coming to help us?"

"I don't know." Stan answered.

Nearby, we heard the sounds of sobbing man. "Why? Why didn't Pi Pi leesten? They tried to warn-a the Pi Pi, but-a the Pi Pi not-a belieeve them.

He was Italian or something. We approached him.

"Who are you?" Jake asked.

The man stood up to face us. "Oh I, I'm so sohhry. This all-eh my fault. I should've-a shut my water park-a down when it reached-a ninety percent-a pee."

What?

"Yeah, well people should know that peeing in pools is bad!" Kyle said while pointing looks at all the others.

But wait-a. Maybe you boys-a can help-a Pi Pi. In-a the maintenance room-a there's the emergency release-a valve-a. If you open the door then the pee can be lowered.

"Okay, w-where's the maintence room?" Jimmy asked.

"That is-a the problem. The maintenance room is a way down on the basement-a level. I would do it but-a Pi Pi is-a no good at-a swimming. Somebody will have to dive-a down into the pee, then stay there to turn the release-a wheel. So, who can hold their breath-a the longest?"

We all looked at Kyle, who boasted he could hold his breath the longest.

"No." He said when he understood our body language.

"You said you could hold your breath the longest, Kyle." Butters pointed out.

"Not in pee!" He exclaimed.

Pi Pi grabbed Kyle by the left hand and pulled him away from us. "

"Please-a you have to hurry! I'll draw you-a the map, and instructions how to shut off-a the valve-a. It'll be as easy as-a peeing in the shower"

Kyle looked back at us. "Oh, who pees in the shower?" He said grossed out.

"...Well, it's not like you suddenly have to pee, you're gonna get our of the shower." Stan said.

"Well yeah, seeing all that running water makes me always need to pee." Butters added.

"You don't pee in the shower, dude, that's fucking disgusting!" Kyle shouted.

"Well, everyone does dude." Jake said.

"Not everyone!" Kyle looked at me. "I bet Gracie doesn't. Right Gracie?"

"Um, no comment." I said averting my eyes from side to side.

I mean, EVERYONE really does pee in the shower. Well, everyone except Kyle. I think Kyle's a clean freak Yeah.

"Oh c'mon!" Kyle yelled.

"Boys-a please-a, we've got to get this-a boy to the drainage-a valve-a or we're all-a gonna die!" Pi Pi changed the subject to the real matter.

"Jesus Christ!" Kyle yelled.

We managed to make it to the top of the 'Mt. Everest' attraction. Pi Pi was briefing Kyle on the plan.

"Okay, there. We are almost-a ready for the diving-a. Now if you run into any da problems you just tug-a three times on the cable and the Pi Pi will-a pull you back-a to the surface."

"Let's just get this over with!" Kyle yelled. He's really not in a good mood today. Well, duh, of course he isn't.

"You've got-a the map and-a Pi Pi's instructions?"

"Yes." He said.

"Good-a. Now just one last thing." Pi Pi took a glass and scooped some pee into it. "You need to drink-a some pee."

Did not see that coming. Come to think about it, this is definitely not Kyle's day.

"What?!" He asked in shock.

"You just need to drink about-a three cups of pee." Pi Pi repeated.

"Why?!"

"You swim-a down deep in the pee, you get-a the pressure, the bendza. You have to fill-a inside your body with some-a pee to compensate." Pi Pi explained.

"That's true dude, didn't you see 'The Abyss'?" Stan asked him 'matter-of-factly'.

"I am not, not, drinking pee!" He said loudly.

"But only you can hold-a the breath a long time, just swim down and-a release the valve! If-eh you don't you get-a the benza, then you fail and we all-a die!"

"Just drink the pee, Kyle." Stan said.

"Yeah, we all want to go home." I said.

As much as I felt for Kyle right now, I was tired and stained with pee. I just wanted a shower and to watch TV.

"What's-a the problem? When-a you pee either in the toilet or in the shower it all goes to the sewer. The sewer all goes-a to the ocean, the ocean is the water we all drink, we are always drinking-a the pee!"

"That doesn't make me feel better! I wouldn't even be able to keep it down." Kyle stated.

"The sooner the better, Kyle." Jake said, trying to encourage him.

"Sure you will, you drank only pee for nine months when you lived-a in your mother's belly."

Ew, really? Yuck. I would hate to be in Kyle's shoes right now.

"No!"

"Are you fucking kidding me?!" Kyle yelled as helicopters circled above us.

Well, we got him to drink a glass of pee. The bad news is, it was kind of for nothing. Right after he drank it all, helicopters came to the rescue. I'm probably gonna let Kyle cool off for a couple days after this, he is REALLY pissed.

Aha. Get it? Pissed. Wow, that was unintentional. Um, yeah, to bad Kyle though.

When we made it outside the park, there were loads of people out there. We were soon greeted by Cartman.

"Guys? Guys!" He walked into view and hugged Stan. "Oh it's true! You all did survive!"

"Hawww, you lived?" Butters said in a dissapointed tone.

"Oh my God, you guys! I really thought I was the only non-minority on Earth! How many of our species survived?" He asked.

Was he for real? Kyle was gonna unleash hell on him.

"That wasn't the Mayan apocalypse, you racist idiot!" Kyle yelled at him.

"It wasn't? So then, you mean... we do have until 2012. Well, it may be only three years, but... I intend to live those precious years to the fullest!" Cartman concluded.

What a dickbutt.

Jake walked up to me. He rubbed the back of his head before speaking. "Uh, I'm glad your... fine... I mean okay. Yeah..."

"Thanks, um you too." I said pleasantly.

"All right everyone, quick! Here you go!" A banana was shoved into my hands.

"Wha?.." I was confused.

"What's this?" Butters asked.

"You all need to eat your banana immediately!" The man said.

"What the hell for?!" Kyle asked angrily.

Oh shit. I just remembered that Kyle fucking despises bananas. The man cocked a gun and aimed it at Kyle.

"Eat the banana or we have to put you down!" The man yelled.

"AAAAAAA!" Kyle screamed in anger.

This was really NOT Kyle's day at all.

Yay! All done! Okay.

I did not put any OCs in this chapter (except for Jake and Gracie) because it was not a very good episode for people to be introduced in. I PROMISE the next chapter will have most of the OCs in it. I Pinky Promise! Please don't be mad.

I am still accepting OCs, so feel free to submit some. If you already submitted an OC, don't submit another one. It's to much right now.

Ok, Bye!