Heart's Note: Officer Rodriguez, GTFO!! This may be Ash-Bash, but it also Canon Regions. Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh. Not this Aquilla crap. Now, take your overly-violent request and shoo! (snarls) See? This is why I hate law enforcement! Buncha idiots, the lot of you! Pardon the offense, but I'm Mexican!

Wildshadow: Yes, Anon requests are allowed. I'll just need a little more info on Samantha. (Her appearence)

Disclaimer: Pokemon is Nintendos, Felix and his team are Felix the EeveeTrainer's.

Takes Place: Sometime Mid-Hoenn League, but May and Max aren't there. (Dun ask. I don't really like them.)


Hot. Hot. Hot. Why did Hoenn have to have such hot summers? And what in the world had possesed Ash to choose a black shirt when he came here? Ash sighed, making Brock smile in knowing agreement. This heat after the coolness of Kanto and Johto was a bit strange. Pikachu's ears suddenly pricked up, and Ash stood upright. Just up ahead, there was a battle going on. One guy, covered in a pale grey cloak, was literally having his Sableye crush the other guy's Linoone.

"Prissy, use Blast Burn!" Both the guys opponent and Ash stood rigid. Blast Burn? Sableye couldn't learn Blast Burn, could they? Brock shook his head, and Pikachu turned away as the poor Linoone was charred back into it's pokeball. It's trainer ran the other direction, passing Ash and Brock with a panicked look on his face. The guy in the grey cloaked laughed, and Ash stepped forward.

"Hey! Where'd you get that Sableye? They normally don't learn Blast Burn." The guy sobered, giving Prissy a pat on the head as she walked to his side.

"I'm from Saffron City. Got all my Pokemon from Team Rocket, when they took over the town." Ash frowned, beginning to feel a snarl work up his face. This guy had gotten his pokemon from Team Rocket? What if they'd been stolen from other trainers? As if he'd sensed Ash's anger, the guy turned to face the Kanto Boy. Ash backed away a step, the Psychic energy coming off of this guy could have knocked Sabrina for a loop! Ash shook his head.

"Alright then, I challenge you to a battle!" Prissy and the guy shared a look, before he shrugged with a nod.

"Why not? That last battle was barely a warmup, all the guy had was that stupid Linoone of his. Name's Felix, by the way." Ash smirked, grabbing at a Pokeball as Prissy was switched out for one of the balls hanging off of Felix's belt.

"I'm Ash." Brock smirked, rolling his eyes at his friends antics. Hadn't he learned from Ari back in Johto? Guess not. The Breeder raised his arm.

"This will be a six-versus-six battle, Ash of Pallet Town against Felix of Saffron City! Begin!" The twin pokeballs flew through the air in equal arcs, releasing thier contents.

"Croconaw!"

"Ciflaina!" Both Flareon and Croconaw took to the field, crying out thier names. As Croconaw began to dance, Ash smirked a little. He had the clear type advantage here, but he also knew not to get so very cocky. Ari had really knocked him out of his niche back in Johto, he wasn't making that mistake again.

"Hydro Pump!"

"Use Giga Impact, get around it!" It worked, for the most part. Using the boost of speed that Giga Impact gave, Ciflaina got around the worst of Hydro Pump, ending up with just a soaked tail and a headache from knocking into Croconaw's jaw. Both Pokemon shook off the impact, back in the fight within a moments notice.

"Croconaw, Water Gun!" A weaker move, perhaps, but it should be enough. Felix cursed.

"Thunder Fang!" Ciflaina raced foward, teeth crackling with electric energy as she tried to get around the water. But it was too little, way to late. Water Gun hit her head on, sending her back into her ball. Ash saved the cheering for later, keeping Croconaw on the field as Felix sent out his next Pokemon.

"Dream!" The Dragonair shook her graceful head, crooning out to the world her purpose. Croconaw smirked, and Ash called out his command.

"Hydro Pump!" Croconaw opened his mouth, but only droplets of water came out. Ash, Pikachu, and Croconaw's heads dropped. They had forgotten that little detail, again. Felix laughed, sending out his command through his mirth.

"Volt Tackle!" Dream coated herself in electricity, surging forward. Ash cursed.

"Try and dodge it!" Croconaw kept leaping aside, making Dream miss. But he ran out of room, and ran headfirst into a rock. Before he could get moving again, Dream had crashed headlong into him. The poor water type was electrocuted, and send screaming back to his ball. But it wasn't a total loss, Dream seemed a bit hurt from the attack.

"Recover!" Of course, that would fix that up. Pouting, Ash called forth an old friend.

"Go, Charizard!" Pikachu leapt away, just in time to avoid getting charred by the routine Flamethrower. Ash cleared his eyes of the soot, and Charizard focused his attention on his opponent.

"DragonBreath!"

"Dragon Rush, Dream!" The attacks collided head-on, but Dream took super-effective damage and was knocked back into her Pokeball. Felix frowned under his hood, sending out his next Pokemon.

"Let's go, Viretha!" Ash and Brock stared. A Bayleef? That was asking for trouble.

"Wither!" Wither? Charizard turned to Ash, who shrugged. Viretha gathered pale grey energy around her in a cloud shape, then sent it flying towards Charizard. The Fire Dragon roared in pain, beating his wings to try and clear the air around him. He was unable to clear the cloud, but it vanished on it's own in time to leave him still standing, if but barely.

"Faint Attack, while he's weak!" Ash was shocked, first by the "wither" attack, and now Faint Attack? Bayleef shouldn't be able to learn those moves.

"Fly up, get away from her!" Charizard flew, just in time. After a moment to catch his breath, he whooshed down and knocked Viretha skidding back to her end of the field. The Bayleef shook her head, awaiting her orders.'

"Shadow Ball!" Charizard gaped, falling out of the sky in shock. He was just as surprised as Ash about this, no doubt. Becuase he fell, not only was he able to swoop around the Shadow Ball, but he pulled up into a Wing Attack, sending Viretha back into her ball. Felix cursed.

"Go, Prissy!" The Sableye from before hit the ground running, mouth opening wide with a Hyper Beam that send Charizard flying over Ash's head and straight into a rock. Ash winced, returning his friend and sending out the next Pokemon. Bayleef tackled her trainer in a hug, before quickly turning to her opponent.

"Vine Whip!" Prissy cried out in pain as the striking vines lashed out at her, and Felix called out an order now that she'd recahrged.

"Blast Burn!"

"Try and dodge it!" Bayleef turned on her heels and ran into the water, ducking under to evade the streams of crimson flame. She popped her head back up, sending razor sharp leaves back towards Prissy. The Sableye, still winded from the battle with the Linoone, was unable to dodge the leaves and returned to her Pokeball. Now down to only two of his Pokemon against Ash's four, Felix should have been a little bit worried. But he'd make it, he was sure. After all...he still had her. Sending out another Pokeball, Felix smirked.

"Chari!" The female Charizard came out with a roar, sending Bayleef back into her Pokeball before Ash could react. With a quick leap, Pikachu was in front of her trainer, attacking Chari before either human could react. It went on for a while. Aerial Aces and Thunderbolts, Quick Attacks to dodge Outrage, Flare Blitz dodged by Agilty, and Slash mixing with Thunder. Chari fell first, leaving Pikachu singed but intact. Felix shook his head, smirking like the devil.

"Let's go, Ebony." His final Pokeball flew open, sending out the one he'd been waiting for. Ebony took the field, forked tail dancing as Felix leaned down to her level. He whispered something into her ears, and they both shared a laugh. This would be fin,

"Psycho Cut, Thunder, Power Gem, Hyper Beam!" Ebony was one step ahead of Felix. The burst of Psychic energy knocked Pikachu off her feet, the jolt of her own element keeping her from moving. The thrown gems knocked her into the air, where the Hyper Beam finished her off. All in all, this took 5 seconds. As Ash worked quick to heal his friend, Brock raised an arm.

"The winner is Felix, from Saffron City!" Felix and Ebony shared a smile, before turning towards Ash. Not even giving him time to react, Ash found himself lodged within the branches of a nearby tree. He spat out leaves, watching Felix and Ebony walk away. What was it with people and hating him, anyway?


(Sighs) I really sat on this one...I dun know. I'm not a Pokephilaphobe, but it's...difficult, to write a loving relationship between a qaudruped and a human. (shakes head) Sorry, Felix. I may have butchered those two.

Slots:

1: Heart-of-Memories (Alex/Alyssa) COMPLETE

2: Damned Lolita (Ari) COMPLETE

3: Erisna Deathclaw (Kayla) COMPLETE

4: Felix the EeveeTrainer (Felix) COMPLETE

5: Daiki Runa (Dai)

6: Soy Soy Joo (Reina)

7: Wildshadow (Samantha)

8: Michaiah (Michaiah) Clarifaction here: Who's Allie?

2 slots left, come on people, move it!