The Halo Randomness Adventure

by Neptin Shumabe

Just a random halo story i've made. About 2 boys named Josh and Kris who are both retarded and so is the narrator and sadly they go on an adventure. Rated T for strong language.

4. Chapter 4

The Halo Randomness Adventure

Chapter 4

I hope you like this part.

Then the elite said, "Humans must die!"

Kris and Josh screamed like little girls.

Then the elite picked up Kris and said, "This is the last that your pathetic eyes will see!"

Then Josh held up an assault rifle and said, "Put the retard down you dick face!"

Kris said, "That's not nice."

Then the elite said in an evil way, "Okay."

Then he stabbed Kris where the left lung is with a plasma sword.

Then the elite skipped away like a little girl.

Then Josh said angrily, "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!"