Camp Out
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Chapter 4 "Shotting Fish"
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In the morning there were shouts and screams, Sasuke was the first to wake up, he tried getting up but a weight had stopped hum from doing so. "Naruto get off me." He poked and pushed on the boys back, he shoved Naruto off him, he stood up and grabbed his boxers, putting them on and then his pants, he looked around from his shirt.
BANG.
Sasuke eyes widen and duck down, the crazy white male has his gun back. "Where the hell is Gai?" Sasuke pulled over his shirt and went over to the blond, grabbing him by the arm, he yanked him towards him and off the bed, letting Naruto rested his head on his lap. "Naruto get up!" This is bull crap, living in fear when I can be home, lazy and safe and away from the crazy shot gun white male.
Naruto mumbled Sasuke's name under his breath.
Sasuke sighed at that. I can't leave Naruto here.
BANG.
Sasuke flung down, holding onto Naruto, not from fear, to protect Naruto using his body to shield Naruto from anything.
"Brat's! Breakfast." Was a shouted reply from outside the cabinet.
"Naruto, get up!" He whispered in a urgent tone.
Naruto eyes snapped out, "Sasuke?"
Sasuke leaned forward. "Naruto, that crazy white man has his gun back." He pulled Naruto up, and to his feet.
"WHERE'S GAI!" He screamed, hoping Gai would pop out of nowhere and took the gun away.
"Brats! Get out here!" The voice responded to the screaming.
Naruto turned to Sasuke. "Maybe he shot him!" He pointed his finger to the ground, Naruto had a sheet around himself, so when Sasuke looked down he let out a disappointment sigh.
Sasuke looked back up. "Go get dressed."
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Sasuke and Naruto came out of the cabin, the other campers were sitting at the table, looking disgusting at their plates.
Jiraiya stopped in front of the table, looking up at the two boys, he had a cooking apron on, that said World's Greatest Cook. "Brats! Get over here and eat." He had his shot gun pressed against his shoulder, he went to one side and sat down, pulled a plate towards him.
Sasuke looked over at Naruto before stepping off the porch, he went to the side that didn't have Jiraiya, he sat down next to Kankuro, he made sure that Naruto sat right next to him, he wasn't going to let the blond sit any where near that lunatic. Sasuke looked at the plate, "I'm not eating that."
Jiraiya stood up, slamming his fists "I did all the fishing and you won't eat."
"You shot the fish. I wouldn't call that 'fishing' that's not very sportsmanship, is it." Kankuro said with his hand on his chin and elbow holding up his chin.
"You don't think this is fishing!" Jiraiya walked over to the face marked boy, he grabbed him under the arm and made him stand.
"What the hell are you doing." He tugged him down the hill to the lake, a wooden deck set peacefully on the waters edge, he tugged the boy in front of him.
"Here." He said and gave the 16year a shot gun.
The boy took it with both hands. "What?"
He pointed a finger to the edge of the deck. "Get going."
They other campers watched at the top on the hill, Kiba came up next to Kankuro stared at the white haired male, just like Kankuro is.
"Fine!" The boy shouted and stomped onto the deck and looked over the deck edge, looking for a good fish to shot.
Kiba stepped onto the deck and followed Kankuro. "You don't have to do this." Kiba lifted his hand onto his shoulder, he leaned against the males back.
Kankuro clutched the gun in his hands, he went over to the front edge, he aimed at a swimming fish.
Kiba stood back and watched his boyfriend, he watched the back as it shifted back and forth, he stopped, stared and waiting.
BANG. He shot and missed the fish, water came up, splashing him in the face.
Kiba eyes widen as the white haired male bypassed him over to Kankuro. "What's that you said. Shotting fish isn't fishing."
"JIRAIYA!"
"Uh-oh." Jiraiya grabbed the gun and throw it into the lake, watching it sank into the water was the hardest think Jiraiya had ever watched. He snapped out of it and turned to greet Gai. "You're back, that was quick."
"Did I just saw a 16year holding a shot gun?" Gai stomped his foot, he had Lee beside him doing the same thing.
Jiraiya chuckled and grabbed Kankuro, pressing him close to him. "No way. I not that dumb. Tell him Kankuro..." His eyes pointed to the kid, pleading with him.
"I never held a gun in my life." He lied through his teeth.
Gai frown but nodded and turned away from the deck.
"Thanks kid." He patted the boy on his chest before moving to the deck connect to land, he turned around, making sure Gai wasn't anywhere near to hear him. He clapped his hands together. "I give 10buck to whoever retrieves my gun."
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"I hate this!" Kiba called out, he just come up for fresh air.
"Just think of this as just swimming, now go back under and get my gun." Jiraiya was sitting Indian style on the edge of the deck, looking at the boys driving and coming up from air.
"There's no point. We can't hold are breath that long to reach the bottom!" Sasuke pointed out, not liking this at all, he had wondered where Naruto drive at. He swam as he turn to look for the blond, he sighed when he saw the blond come up from air. He swam over to the blond, but stopped and blinked.
"I GOT IT!" He yelled at he held the gun up, he waved it towards Jiraiya.
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Kiba grabbed the hands up as he pulled him up and on the deck. "Dude. How did you hold your breath that long."
Naruto grinned up at Kiba. "1year of deep throating Sasuke."
Kiba chuckled as he looked over a blushing Uchiha. "I had 6months, and I barely reached the middle." He pointed over to Kankuro who just glared back.
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"I'm so hungry." The campers complained.
Gai came out with Lee helping him with the carrying, he sit down the trays, "I knew you guys wouldn't eat Jiraiya cooking, so me and Lee went to the market and put up a few things."
"Oh, wow. It looks great!"
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"Where are we going?" Naruto cried out as another branch swung and hit him in his face. Naruto growled and tried to break the branch.
Sasuke pushed the blond to move. "Leave it alone, Naruto." Sasuke and Naruto were walking through the forest, they were hiking after lunch. He and Naruto had followed a wooden trail, going deeper and deeper into the forest.
"I don't know, you wanted to have an openly relationship." Sasuke stopped as they neared an clearly, they had stared into the meadow, outside of the forest edge, they walked along the forest edge.
"Sasuke, do you hear that?" Naruto stepped closer to the raven.
There was a rustle nearby.
Sasuke stopped and glared at the moving bushes, out pops Jiraiya. He pulled the two boys into the bushes, covering their mouth with his hands.
"Shhhhh." He said against them, he removed his hands. "I need to find her!"
Sasuke and Naruto shared a look. "Who?" They said together.
"The Squirrel Queen."
...To Be Continued...
Next Chapter
Chapter 5 "The Squirrel Queens Army"
Author's Note- That's right...there really IS a squirrel Queen...Crazy people are sometimes right...just wait until you meet them...lol