Internet Pop-ups cause the British to use Magic!
I turned over; the sun was trying to wake me up. But the thing I was sleeping on did not feel like the couch at all! I immediately opened my eyes, I saw Alfie's sleeping face next to mine; at least it wasn't Gil's. He must have seen me, decided to be the "hero" and bring me up here. My face turned pink at the thought. 'Why would he have done that?' I shrugged and poked the sleeping America, "hey wake up Alfie~" He grumbled a little, causing Gilbert to wake up. "It's too early for the awesome to be awake!" he wined, I glared down at him. "Shhh~ my baby is sleeping!" he grinned, "So, wake him up!" I shook my head, "I've been trying to!" I saw the clock on the wall, "Well it is only seven, so shall we make some breakfast Gillie~" he glared at me, but agreed to help me make food anyways.
We decided to make waffles; I mean who doesn't like waffles? As Gil and I were about to sit and eat, our sleepy little hero finally came down stairs. "Alfie~ you're awake!" I called to him, he only smiled. Gil chuckled, "She woke up in your bed ya know~" I punched his arm, but this time it was a playful punch, we decided to get along, for now. Alfie's face turned pink, and stuffed a waffle in his mouth. I laughed, "He looks like a chipmunk!" Gil cracked up, Gilbird circling his head. "PIYO~" I cleaned up the dishes, and felt a pair of hands on my hips, "Kesesesese!" I turned around, and flicked Gil's nose, "Don't even think about it!" he grinned and dashed off somewhere. It was already about ten, and there hasn't been a knock at the door! Maybe I'll get another day to just relax!
And as soon as I had said that, the door bell rang, "DAMMIT!" I answered the door; sure enough the delivery man was there. "Hey!" I grumbled a hello as I signed another paper. "ALFIE GILBO~ COME HELP YOUR ERIN PLEASE!" The two came over and helped me bring the crate inside. I didn't hesitate this time; I looked right at the manual. "ARTHUR KIRKLAND user unit manual? MY SAVIOR HAS COME!" I quickly read the entire manual, and threw it aside. I grabbed the two beers Gil had left out, and clicked them together. An alcohol craving Iggy popped out of the crate! I learned my lesson, so I put the beer down, and moved! Look I'm learning! He turned to me after drinking all of it, "Thank you love~" I grinned, 'British accents are so sexy!' I smiled, "Welcome to our family Arthur~" Alfie and Gil smiled at each other, "HE HAS TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH!" My smile faded, "Heh heh, are you okay with that?" Iggy just nodded, yay no arguments!
I grinned, "Alfie and Gilbo, you better not hurt him! He is the only responsible one around here!" They stopped grinning and just mumbled. Gilbert grinned; it looked a lot like the Cheshire cat, that can't be good. He then held up a DVD, "SAW marathon anyone?" I felt excitement bubble up and I squeaked, "YES PLEASE OH MIGHTY AWESOME ONE!" I had a weakness for horror movies, in a good way. Iggy seemed okay with it, Alfie, not so much. "Hey Alfie, do you want to watch it?" He jumped slightly, 'Y-yes the hero h-has to watch it!" I frowned, but didn't argue with him. The four of us sat on the couch, the lights all off and the curtains closed. Gilbo was at the end, then Iggy, Alfie, and then me. The DVD menu came up, I felt Alfie already gripping my arm in a death grip, I hope I don't lose circulation! I turned to him, but he just gave me a shaky smile.
I smiled back at him, even though I knew he was utterly terrified. I didn't want to hurt his ego, but if he nearly pees his pants, I'm turning it off. Gil was cackling in the corner, and I was also eagerly awaiting the gore to come. Artie didn't look like he cared at all. 'I have a lot of different nick-names for them don't I?' I thought to myself as the previews flashed on the small TV. I peered over my shoulder to grin at Gil, who flashed me a grin right back.
The opening of the movie started to play; I excitedly bounced in my seat. Alfie was, not so surprisingly, starting to shiver slightly. I stopped bouncing and turned to the shivering America. I smiled warmly at him; he tried to smile back, but was too scared. The movie hasn't even started yet! I turned to see what Artie was doing, he sincerely looked amused, well he did like all that black magic stuff, so why not horror movies? 'My poor hero~' I thought when I looked at Alfie. I leaned over and whispered, "You really want to watch this Alfie?" He nodded, "T-t-the hero isn't s-s-scared of anything!" His voice was quiet, but still his. I frowned and sat back, the actual movie was starting!
I was more or less paying attention to Alfie's terror as the movie progressed, at least when Gilbo and I weren't in hysterics at someone getting torn apart. We were morbid buddies; hey at least we are bonding! At one point in the movie, Alfred almost ripped my flipping ARM OFF! At least I was too busy laughing my ass off with Gillie! "HAHAHAHAHAHA! HE FELL INTO THAT PIT ON PURPOSE!" I was cackling, Gilbo was rubbing off on me, crap! After we calmed down, I noticed Alfie's actual grip on me, "OOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!" Alfie immediately let go of me, even though he didn't want to. "Ow! Alfie if you were scared you could've told me! You didn't have to rip my arm off!" He looked at me, 'I-I'm not s-s-scared! I'm the h-h-hero! Sorry Th-though!" I once again felt like an ass for yelling at him.
"Yo Gilbo, what movie we on?" I called to the boy on the other side of the couch. "The second one~" I sighed, I wanted to see the rest, but the two movies combined already brought us to three in the afternoon, "Gilbo~ Only one more, then it will be time for dinner!" He nodded a flashed me a knowing grin. I wasn't sure what he knew, and I was quite curious as to what he was thinking. "You're the devil Gillie~" He laughed, "So are you Erin~" I also laughed. Gilbert put the third CD in, and I was excited, this one was my favorite out of all of them. Which also meant this one was the most bloody, poor Alfie!
Alfie progressed from sitting next to me, to almost on my lap within forty minutes of the movie. I giggled, he was such a wuss! But I have to admit, this one is scarier than the others, Gil switched places with Iggy, just so he wouldn't start freaking out. I was glad Alfie was there, he made me feel less afraid! Now with Alfie on my lap, Gilbo snuggled to my side, and Iggy trying to stay as close to the others as possible, the movie ended. "Wh-who's up for sh-sharing beds t-tonight?" I chattered everyone raised their hands. We were so scared, that we forgot dinner! "I'm only s-sleeping with y-you guys because i-its cold in our room. Not because I-I'm scared, th-that would b-be unawesome!" Alfie nodded, "I-I'm only g-going to protect y-you guys, I am the hero a-after all!" I smiled at them, "Well I am scared, and I'm sure Arthur is too!" I glanced behind me to look at Iggy, who was shivering. "Th-that's because y-you two are unawesome!" This was going to be a long, long night.
~AUTHOR'S NOTE~ Hey guys, Crazie again! I actually already wrote out atleast nine of the chapters, so expect a lot of posting! After I get them all posted I'll ask for suggestions on what happens next~ Hetalia is NOT owned by me and Loli Dictator made the Hetalia Manuals~