Deidara POV

We were walking, searching for a girl the leader wanted us to take to the base, so she could be interrogated about something.

I still didn't understand why so many of us were needed, the capturing team was composed by myself, Sasori-danna, Kisame and, unfortunatelly, Tobi and the Uchiha.

Tobi was skipping round, as usual, while the rest of us were actually looking around for any signs of the girl. For the picture the leader showed us, the girl was round my age with long silver hair and purple eyes, she actually held a few similarities to Hidan. I shook my head and grimaced at the comparison.

As I sighed at the constantly annoying happiness of Tobi, a melodious voice started singing and Kisame stumbled, quickly freeing himself from the voice's genjutsu.

"Whoever did this is strong, this ain't any normal genjutsu!" Kisame stated. We all started to look around for the voice's owner more attentivelly, all except for Tobi that is.

When the voice got silent I looked up to a tree, and I saw the girl we had been looking for, she was sitting on a high branch, leaning on the trunk with closed eyes and a small smile.

"Hey danna, yeah!" I called.

"What is it, Deidara?" Sasori asked from inside that disgusting puppet, Hiruko. The other two (Kisame and Uchiha) looked at me, Tobi was happily following a butterfly around.

"Look up there, un!" I said, my eyes turning to the girl again.

"So, we finally found her, huh!?" Kisame stated with one of his creepy grins. The Uchiha just nodded in response.

Sasori suddenly shot chakra strings, attaching them to the girl. He started pulling her down to the ground.

Saori POV

I was about to fall asleep when suddenly I started falling at an alarming rate towards the ground. I let out a shriekof fear and tried to move to escape the deadly fall. I realized I couldn't move and let out a scream as the ground started to get closer, then...

I just stopped in midair, about 50cm away from the ground. I sighed in relief.

A snicker sounded from behind me, fear striked again, I couldn't see whoever was behind me, and I hadn't sensed anyone approaching.

A man with an orange mask passed in front of me pursuing a butterfly, I couldn't help but sweatdrop and let out a nervous at the weird sight. I shook off the strange vision.

"Who are you, people?" I demanded, cold and sleep were starting to get to me. Noone answered, but the same snicker was heard, I stiffened as I was starting to get angry.

Deidara POV

"Loojk, I'm tired and I'm cold! So, just tell me who the fuck are you, so I can fucking know at least who fucking managed to kill me!" she nearly shouted, we were clearly starting to get on her nerves.

"Are you Saori, aka the Mage of the Rain?" Sasori asked.

"Yeah, that would be me! Why?" she asked in confusion. Sasori turned her around to face us, after a couple of seconds her expression softened.

"You're from the Akatsuki!" she exhaled in relief. It was our turn to be confused, how could she be relieved at the sight of 5 Akatsuki members?

"Yeah, give me anb heart attack! Why don't you?" she snapped. "Who's holding me up?" she demanded. We were all too shocked at her to talk, but I pointed at the puppet master beside me.

"Oi, you, monster-like-thingie! You think it's funny to go and just scarepeople like that?" she was scolding Sasori, I started to laugh, Kisame also started to laugh and Uchiha even snorted.

"You sure have courage, lass!" Kisame stated.

Saori POV

"Courage!? I don't give a damn about that shit, I just want to sleep, and you're not letting me!" I almost shouted at the group of men before me. The blond, probably a teen around my age, started laughing again.

This isn't funny, at all!I thought, growling at him.

"Just tell me what do you want, so I can sleep!" I muttered.

"You'll go with us to the base, the leader wishes to speak with you! You may come willingly or by force!" the man with the sharingan, who I assumed to be an Uchiha, stated bluntly.

"Fine, I'll go! I was looking for you anyway!" I said, stucking my tongue at him. "Can you let me go, now?" I asked the monster-like man. He just nodded and released me.

"So,... What are your names, or would you rather deal with my nicknames?" I asked them with a smile.

"It depends on what your nicknames are, yeah!" the blond teen said. I shot him a devious grin in response.

"Well, the nicknames would be: Barbie, Sharkie, Orange face, Saringan man and Monster-thingie!" I stopped for a moment, giggling at their shocked faces. "But I also have: Blondie, Fishbreath and Lollipop face!" I finished, offering them an innocent smile.

"I'm Deidara, un!" the blond teen said almost immediately, I giggled a little at him.

"I'm Kisame, the sharingan guy is Itachi, the monster is Sasori, and the idiot who keeps running after a butterfly is Tobi!" Fishbreath stated with an extremely creepy grin on his face.

"Well, it's very nice to meet you guys and all, I'll gladly go with you, but now I need to sleep!" I told them bluntly.