This is the last stop before the rumble. So let's make this a good one and I hope you sit back and enjoy.
Last Week
Camera shows Cartman and Duncan stomping on Spongebob. Timmy then runs to the ring and hits Duncan with and Cartman hits him with a Cartbomb. Cartman grabs his title and holds it up high.
"I hope Timmy makes that title from him." BB says.
"That won't happen." Squidward says.
Cartman holds his title above Timmy.
"Know Your Enemy" by Green Day plays as an intro to the Friday Night Program. Fireworks go off on Top of the titantron.
"Welcome to the Friday Night Program." BB says, "As always I'm BB here with my partner Squidward and what a night we have for you guys."
"That's right and we got a awesome show tonight." Squidward says, "We have Eddy and Bart Simpson taking on Invader Zim and Muscle Man.
"We also have Timmy Turner taking on Duncan." BB adds.
("Don't You Wish You Were Me" by Chris Jericho plays)
The crowd cheers loudly as Timmy Turner comes to the ring and grabs a mic.
"Timmy! Timmy! Timmy!" The crowd cheered.
"Well this Sunday is gonna be great. I will become UCW Champion once again! Not only that but I get to give Eric Cartman the butt kicking off his life!" Timmy says.
The crowd cheers louder.
"The crowd is loving Timmy." BB says.
"I'm happy to be part of it and I'm excited for who could win the rumble. Bart I'm rooting for you buddy." Timmy says, "But it's anyone's game so I am gonna give him a warning to be careful. Now with that being said I'm going to face Duncan tonight and you're gonna get a preview of what is gonna happen to Cartman at the...
("I Don't Care" by Apocalytica plays)
The crowd boos as Cartman comes to the ring and grabs a mic and begins to talk: "Timmy you really think you can beat me don't you? You think that you're these peoples hero? Well you're wrong because at the rumble I'm beating the crap out of you."
The crowd boos.
"Cartman you think you're hot stuff, Well you're not. You think that you're the best but you're not and this Sunday I'm going to prove it." Timmy says.
"The only thing you'll be proving is how much better I am than you. I will keep this title with me this Sunday and what I do to you in that match will be a preview to whoever wins the rumble so they can see what's coming for them at Ultimania." Cartman says.
"Cartman it's time to face facts." Timmy says, "You'll lose that title. I will make sure of it and there is nothing stop me from getting in that ring a the rumble and kicking the living fat out of you!"
The crowd goes wild. Cartman just glares at Timmy and leaves the ring.
"I guess Cartman just got shut up." BB said.
"Will you shut up?" Squidward asked.
After commercials the camera switches back to the ring.
("Sell Your Soul" by Hollywood Undead plays)
"This match is set for one fall, introducing first, accompanied by Omi, from South Park, Colorado, He is the United States Champion, Kenny McCormick!" Jerry says as the crowd boos.
"So Kenny and Omi will face the Erupting Eds for the tag titles at the rumble." BB says.
"That is gonna be one heck of a match." Squidward adds.
("Unstoppable" by Jim Johnston plays)
"And his opponent, accompanied by Double D, from Peach Creek, He is one half of the UCW Tag Team Champions, Ed!" Jerry says as the crowd cheered.
"Ed is awesome." BB said.
"He is pretty tough." Squidward replied.
The match starts and Kenny and Ed grapple each other. Ed the puts Kenny in a headlock which Kenny breaks out off. Kenny then dropkicks Ed and does a splash and pins him. "1...2...Ed kicks out. Ed kicks Kenny in the head and then does a power slam on him and pins him. "1...2...Kenny kicks out. Ed and Kenny then keep throwing punches at each other and Ed grabs him by the neck and chokeslams him and pins him once again. "1...2...Kenny kicks out.
"This is an intense match." BB says.
"Double D and Omi are looking closely at this match." Squidward adds.
Ed gives Kenny a big boot and is preparing for a chokeslam until Omi distracts him and the ref and Kenny low blows Ed from behind as Double D spears Omi. Kenny then hits a DDT and goes for the pin. "1...2...Ed kicks out. Kenny then hits a dropkicks on Ed and then does a move from the turnbuckle and Ed counters with a chokeslam and a pin. "1...2...Kenny kicks out. Kenny then low blows Ed again and goes for a sneak pin on him. "1...2...Ed kicks out.
"Their going back and fourth with this." BB says.
"It's anybody's game." Squidward adds.
Kenny then taunts Double D and Omi attacks him from behind and they start brawling. Ed then tries to attacks Kenny but he dodges and going for a Ken Cutter but then Ed spinbuster him and he then goes for a powerbomb but Kenny pushes him into the ref and hits a Ken Cutter from behind and pins him just as the ref wakes up. "1...2...3!"
"Here is your winner, Kenny McCormick!" Jerry says as the crowd booed.
"Kenny gets the win but cheating?!" BB yelled.
"It was an accident. He didn't know the ref was there." Squidward said.
Double D then checks on Ed as Kenny and Omi attack him. Kenny is stomping on Ed as Omi is stomping on Double D with the crowd booing loudly. Kenny then hits a Ken Cutter on Ed and Omi hits a Xialolin DDT. Kenny and Omi then celebrate as the crowd kept booing.
Camera switches backstage to ND's office with Duncan talking to him.
"Okay I am here so you know that I'm going to beat Turner in our match tonight and I'm going to win the rumble this Sunday and then go on to win the UCW title at Ultimania." Duncan says.
"You have a match at the rumble before the rumble match." ND replied.
"WHAT?! Against who?!" Duncan yelled.
"Spongebob Squarepants." ND says.
"WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I would crush that guy in a second and you know it. He's nothing I can take him and show you that he's just a waste of time." Duncan says.
"A waste of time huh?" A voice asked.
They turn to see Spongebob.
"Lets see Duncan. Who here between the two of us has been the world champion before? Who here between us is a former three time tag champ? HUH?! I haven't seen you with any gold what so ever." Spongebob says.
"Don't push it Squarepants." Duncan said as he got in his face.
"I know Timmy will beat you tonight, I know I will beat you at the rumble, and more importantly I know that I will win the rumble and move on to the main event of Ultimania." Spongebob replied.
"Just you watch punk." Duncan says and walks away.
"This is awesome." ND says.
Camera switches to the ring
(Teen Titans theme song plays)
"This match is set for one fall, introducing first, from Jump City, Raven!" Jerry says as the crowd cheered.
"Raven's friend Starfire is set to face Mandy sunday at the rumble." BB says.
"Will this be as good as it might be Sunday?" Squidward asked.
("Taking Over Me" by Evanescence plays)
"And her opponent, from Endsville, She is the UCW women's champion, Mandy!" Jerry says as the crowd booed.
"What will happen this Sunday?" BB asked.
"Worry about what's gonna happen right now." Squidward says.
Mandy and Raven have a staredown. They start throwing punches at each other. Mandy then hits a dropkick onto Raven and goes for a quick pin on her. "1...2...Raven kicks out. Mandy puts her in a headlock and Raven tries to make it to the ropes. Mandy still has the hold on her but Raven is able to kick her in the head and hits her with spear on pins her. "1...2...Raven kicks out.
"This is already a great match." BB says.
"I am hoping for Raven on this one." Squidward says.
Mandy whips Raven to the corner and starts punching her multiple times in the face and hits a another dropkicks on her. Mandy then hits a Evil KO and pins Raven once again. "1...2...Raven kicks out. Mandy then picks Raven up but is countered with a DDT. Raven then hits an elbow from the turnbuckle and pins her. "1...2...Mandy kicks out.
"Raven needs to find a way to keep Mandy down." BB says.
"Yeah." Squidward replied.
Raven then signals for a Dark Rose but Mandy counters with a DDT and she hits a spear on Raven and pins her. "1...2...Raven kicks out. Mandy then goes for another Evil KO but Raven hits a spear off her own and then finally is able to hit a Dark Rose and pin Mandy. "1...2...3!"
"Here is your winner, Raven!" Jerry says as the crowd cheered.
"She did it!" BB says.
"Can Starfire do the same on Sunday?" Squidward asked.
Mandy attacks Raven from behind and hits a couple of DDT's on her. She then signals for a Evil KO when Starfire runs into the and hits a super kick on Mandy making her roll out of the ring. Starfire helps Raven up and they both staredown Mandy.
After commercials camera switches to backstage and you can see Spongebob walking and he approaches Butters.
"Have you seen Timmy anywhere?" Spongebob asked.
"No." Butters replied.
"Thanks anyway." Spongebob says and he begins to walk when Patrick comes to him.
"Hey buddy I wanted to wish you luck in your match with Duncan on Sunday." Patrick says.
"Thanks and I wish you luck in the rumble match". Spongebob replied.
"Thanks I plan on winning." Patrick says.
"Well see about that." Spongebob says playfully.
"Good luck." Patrick says with a smile.
"You too." Spongebob said returning a smile.
Camera switches back to the ring.
("Unknown Solider" by Breaking Benjamin plays)
The crowd cheers loudly as Danny Phantom comes to the ring.
"From what I understand Danny is out here to confront Chris Griffin." BB says.
"Maybe well get a answer to way he attacked him last week." Squidward says.
Danny takes a mic and looks at the crowd.
"Okay I'm here to address what Chris Griffin did to me last week. I want know why the heck he did it too me because I haven't done anything to him. So Griffin are you gonna come out or am I going to have to go back there and find you?' Danny asked.
("In The End" by Linkin Park plays)
The crowd boos as Chris Griffin comes out and makes a mic:"So you wanna know why I attacked you Phantom? I wanted prove something to my mentor Roger Smith thats why. After losing twice in a row the past couple weeks he told me that he was starting to think I was useless so I had to make a statement."
"Well it's mine turn to make a statement." Danny replied as the crowd cheered loudly.
"Bring it on Phandum!" Chris says.
("Another Me" by Dale Oliver plays)
"WHAT THE?" BB asked shocked.
Danny and Chris look around the ring then both of them are attacked and thrown out the ring by a figure in a mask.
"Who's that?!" Squidward said.
The figure takes off the mask to reveal itself to be Bloo.
"BLOO! Bloo is here!" BB says.
"I can't believe my eyes!" Squidward replied.
Bloo takes a mic and looks at Danny and Chris.
"As suppose you toe think you're gonna win the rumble? Well you're wrong for I Bloo am the awesomest of the awesome! I'm here to win the rumble and go on to Ultimania to become the world champion!" Bloo says
"Well Bloo just sent a message." BB says.
Bloo celebrates as there is a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Camera switches to Jake Long arriving in the parking lot.
"Man this is gonna be huge." Jake says.
Jake walks and he is attacked by Skulker and they start brawling. Jake drop kicks him and tries to do a Dragon DDT but Skulker hits chokeslam.
"See you this Sunday meat." Skulker says and walks away.
After commercials camera switchers back to the ring.
(Regular Show theme song plays)
"The following tag team match is set for one fall, introducing first, from Twin Peaks, Muscle Man!" Jerry says as the crowd booed.
"I can't wait for this." BB says.
"Sure to be a fantastic match." Squidward adds.
("See You Crawl" by Mercy Drive plays)
"And his partner, from Planet Irk, Invader Zim!" Jerry says as the crowd booed.
"Zim sure is a cocky one." BB says.
"That's what I like about the guy." Squidward says.
("I Came to Play" by Downstait plays)
"And their opponents first, from Springfield, Bart Simpson!" Jerry says as the crowd cheered.
"Bart is one of my favorites to win the rumble." BB says.
"We won't win." Squidward said.
("Burn in My Light" by Mercy Drive plays)
"And his partner, from Peach Creek, Eddy!" Jerry says as the crowd cheered.
"Eddy is awesome!" BB says.
"What a match he'll put up." Squidward adds.
Bart and Muscle Man start off the match as it starts. They grapple each other until Muscle Man gets Bart in a headlock and Bart elbows him in the stomach to break free. Bart then punches Muscle Man in the face and Irish whips him to the corner and keeps the punches coming from their. Bart then kicks Muscle Man and does a bodyslam on Muscle a,an from the turnbuckle and pins him. "1...2...Muscle Man kicks out. Bart then signals for a BartDrop but Muscle Man counters with a big boot and a pin. "1...2...Bart kicks out. Muscle Man drags Bart to his corner and tags Zim in and they do a tag team slam on him. Zim the pins Bart. "1...2...Bart kicks out.
"Bart needs to make the tag to Eddy." BB says.
"Come on Bart." Squidward says.
Zim the starts stomping on Bart and attempts a sharpshooter but Bart kicks him. Bart then tries to crawl to his corner but Zim drags him and Bart kicks him again and gets up and does a bulldog and pins Zim. "1...2...Zim kicks out. Bart then tags Eddy and Eddy stomps on Zim. Eddy then takes Zim and does a powerslam on him and pins him. "1...2...Zim kicks out. Eddy then goes for a spear but Zim DDT's him and then does a dropkick. Zim then goes for a CrossDoom but Eddy counters and tries to do a clothesline but Zim spears and pins him. "1...2...Eddy kicks out.
"This match can go either way." BB says.
"Let's hope it goes my way." Squidward says.
Zim then tags Muscle Man in and he clotheslines Eddy and pins him. "1...2...Eddy kicks out. Muscle Man then grabs Eddy and tries to bodyslam him but Eddy hits a reverse DDT. Eddy then tries a move from the turnbuckle and Muscle Man gets in and punches him and then tries to slam him and does. Muscle Man then pins him again. "1...2...Eddy kicks out. Muscle Man then grabs Eddy and takes him back on the turnbuckle to do another move when Eddy hits the spear off the turnbuckle and pins him. "1...2...3!"
"Here are your winners, Eddy and Bart Simpson!" Jerry says as the crowd cheered.
"They did it! They won!" BB says.
"Thats good. What will they do heading into the rumble?" Squidward asked.
Eddy and Bart then have a staredown until they are attacked by Zim and Muscle Man. Eddy is brawling with Muscle Man and Bart is brawling with Zim. Eddy punches Muscle Man throws him out of the ring and Bart throws Zim out of the ring. Eddy and Bart then stare at Zim and Muscle Man and then Bart throws Eddy out of the ring.
"Bart just through Eddy out of the ring!" BB said shocked.
"The rumble is coming BB." Squidward says.
Bart then takes a mic as the crowd cheers.
"Sorry Eddy," Bart says, "But when it comes to the rumble it's every man for himself."
Zim and Muscle Man then leave in anger as Eddy looks at Bart who is celebrating in the ring.
ND is looking in his office.
"You know he's wrong right?" A voice says.
"What?" ND asked.
Jimmy comes and puts his hands on the desk.
"You know that I'm the best wrestler here and that I'm going to be the one that gonna win this match." Jimmy says.
Stan the comes.
"Are you sure Jimmy?" Stan asked, "I mean I really don't see you winning the rumble this year. You know why?" Because I'm winning."
"You don't have a chance." Jimmy says, "Just go back to your little mountain town and leave the winning to real wrestlers."
"Neutron I'm so much better than you and you know it. The people like me and not you." Stan says.
Mr. Krabs the comes.
"I'm going to win that rumble and become the champ and I'll be not only rich but the champion as well." Mr. Krabs says.
"Step down Krabs, We all know Butters has more of a chance in winning then you." Jimmy says.
"Why you little!" Mr. Krabs yelled.
Krabs is about to punch Jimmy out was stopped but ND.
"Woah take it easy in the office." ND says.
Naruto the comes.
"Yeah everybody just take it easy. The real winner is standing right here." Naruto says.
Jimmy gets in his face.
"Your too lame." Jimmy says.
"Thats why I beat you last week." Naruto says.
Jimmy then slaps Naruto and they start brawling and Stan and Krabs join in the fight.
"GUYS! GUYS!" ND yelled but the fight kept going and soon Butters appeared and joined in and so did Patrick, Roger, and Chris.
"YOU WIN THIS!" Jimmy says as he slams a picture in Naruto's face. Stan and Krabs are brawling, Butters and Chris are fighting, and Patrick spears Roger.
After commercials switches back the ring and Jimmy and Naruto are in there.
"Welcome back after the big brawl fest that happened moments ago, ND decided to make this match." BB says.
"Both men are pretty hurt." Squidward says
Jimmy runs to hit a punch on Naruto who hits a Crused Seal and pins Jimmy. "1...2...3!"
"Here is your winner, Naruto Uzumaki!" Jerry says as the crowd cheers.
"That match barely went through a minute." BB says.
"Well after that brawl what did you think was gonna happen?" Squidward asked.
Jimmy then hits Naruto with a chair and starts beating up and him.
"Jimmy is mad." BB says.
Skulker then runs to the ring and hits a spear on Naruto and both then start stomping on him. Jimmy then tells Skulker to go and get a chair and he does and then Jimmy is about to hit Naruto until Jake Long runs to the ring and hits a Dragon DDT on Jimmy and then is attacked by Skulker and hits a tombstone on him.
"This about to be a rough rumble." BB says.
"Yeah." Squidward says.
Skulker hands over Jake as the crowd boos.
Camera switches backstage to ND walking and Danny comes to him.
"Are you okay man?" Danny asked.
"Yeah but I have to tell you something." ND says.
"What?" Danny asked.
"Be careful on Sunday." ND says and walks away
Camera switches back to the ring.
("Bully" by Shinedown plays)
"This match is set for one fall, introducing first, from Muskoka Ontario, Canada, Duncan!" ND says as the crowd booed.
"This is our main event." BB says.
"This is going to be epic." Squidward says.
("Don't You Wish You Were Me" by Chris Jericho plays)
"And his opponent, from Dimmsdale, Timmy Turner!" Jerry says as the crowd cheered.
"Timmy will face Cartman for the UCW title on Sunday." BB says.
"Lets hope he can beat Duncan tonight." Squidward says.
The match starts and Timmy and Duncan start beating on each other. Duncan hits Timmy with a big boot and drags him to the middle of the ring and stomps on him as hard as he can. Duncan then pins him. "1...2...Timmy kicks out. Duncan then takes him to the corner and starts punching hi in the face until Timmy corners with a punch and kicks him and hits him with a DDT and punches him. "1...2...Duncan kicks out. Timmy then tries to kick Duncan in the face but he dodges and hits a spear and pins him. "1..2...Timmy kicks out.
"This match has already got awesome." BB says.
"Man this is wild." Squidward adds.
Timmy punches Duncan in the face and gets up and hits a dropkick on him. Timmy then hits a DDT and pins him. "1...2...Duncan kicks out. Timmy then goes for another DDT until he is thrown backwards by Duncan and he hits a spear on Timmy and pins him. "1...2...Timmy kicks out. Duncan then picks up Timmy and does a backbreaker and he then starts stomping on Timmy and pins him. "1...2...Timmy kicks out. Duncan then grabs Timmy by the leg but he kicks Duncan with the other. Timmy then hits a spear on Duncan and does a elbow from the turnbuckle and pins him. "1...2...Duncan kicks out.
"This has been a awesome match." BB says.
"What will happen next?" Squidward says.
Cartman then runs out to the side of the ring and starts taunting Timmy. Timmy glares at Cartman but is attacked by Duncan and he hits a powerbomb on Timmy and pins him. "1...2...Timmy kicks out. Timmy then kicks Duncan and gets up and punches Duncan at the turnbuckle but Duncan pushes him into the ref knocking him out. Timmy then hits Duncan with a heel kick then Cartman hits Timmy with this title and Duncan crawls to get the pin as the ref wakes up. "1...2...Timmy kicks out. Cartman the distracts the ref until Spongebob comes out and attacks Cartman which distracts Duncan enough for Timmy to hit a Tim-Tim Breaker and pin him. "1...2...3!"
"Here is your winner, Timmy Turner!" Jerry said as the crowd cheered.
"Timmy won!" BB says.
"Can Timmy win the title on Sunday? Who will win the rumble?" Squidward asked.
Timmy taunts Cartman who holds his title up as the show draws to a close.
Results
Kenny McCormick def. Ed
Raven def. Mandy
Eddy & Bart Simpson def. Invader Zim & Muscle Man
Naruto Uzumaki def. Jimmy Neutron
Timmy Turner def. Duncan
Card for UCW Rumble
UCW Rumble Match
UCW World Championship: Eric Cartman (c) vs. Timmy Turner
Jake Long vs. Skulker
UCW Women's Championship: Mandy (c) vs. Starfire
UCW Tag Team Championship: The Erupting Eds (c) vs. Kenny McCormick & Omi
Spongebob Squarepants vs. Duncan
Sorry for the long wait. Any next stop the rumble! What are your predictions for the matches and what will happen? What do you think?