ZOMG PIT!1
By Hoogiman

Chapter Four: Pit, the magical fairy

"Waah!" cried Peach, spotting that her cat had died.

"What's wrong?" asked Pit.

"My cat died!" cried Peach.

"Well, uh…" said Pit, glancing around nervously, "I can… help you… just don't tell anyone…"

Pit grabbed a bow from under his tunic, and shot it at the cat.

The cat came back to life.

Pit grabbed the bow, and placed it back under his tunic.

"YAAY!1" screamed Peach. "I'm going to teach the cat to become an archer!"

Peach ran off, holding the cat, smiling.

"Don't tell anyone!" shouted Pit.

Later…

Peach ran into Zelda's room.

"My cat's alive!" announced Peach.

"That's very nice," said Zelda, looking intently at herself in the mirror, putting on an earring.

"I taught the cat how to make a pizza!" said Peach.

The cat walked in, walking on its hind legs, holding a pizza it had made itself.

"That's very nice," said Zelda, putting on some lipstick, "But this date is very important to me, and I don't want to blow my chances with Pit."

Zelda continued to ignore Peach, and look at herself in the mirror.

"I taught the cat how to play the piano," said Peach, "The cat can do a lot of stuff after Pit healed him with his magical bow!"

The cat played the solo piece Schubert's Sonate (Fantaisie) in G Major played at allegro molto moderato flawlessly without any mistakes.

"I'm sure your cat can play some very nice tunes," said Zelda, in a slightly annoyed tone, "But you have to understand, that this date is very important to me, and it's more important to me than your cat playing some rubbish on the piano."

"Schubert isn't rubbish!" hissed Peach. "Even though he died at 31, he still managed to compose over six hundred romantic songs, as well as many operas, sonatas, string quartets and symphonies!"

The cat played Maple Leaf Rag, by Scott Joplin, blindfolded.

Peach said, "My cat can play-"

"I DON'T CARE!" screamed an annoyed Zelda. "YOUR CAT CAN DO SOME CRAPPY STUFF ON THE PIANO, BUT CLEARLY, MY DATE IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOME STUPID TRICKS THAT YOU TAUGHT HIM!"

"You're right," said Peach, watching her cat play a seventh grade piano piece with its feet.

Zelda's mood suddenly changed, and she hummed happily as she continued to put her earrings on.