Ohayo minna! I wrote this chapter because the chapters before were more about Sasuke or Sakura! Now its time for Shikamaru and Ino! Whoooo! There is a little Naruto and Hinata fluff.

Innocent Melodies

Summary: While Sasuke Uchiha is near the gym he hears a melodious voice singing. Only to find out that the girl disappeared. Will he ever find her?Will he ever hear that voice again? SasxSaku - NaruxHina - NeijxTen - InoxShika

Pairings: SasukexSakura - NarutoxHinata - NeijixTenTen - InoxShikamaru

Legal Stuff: I don't own Naruto, I never will unless I get a million dollars and buy it.

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Normal POV-Outside the cafeteria

Ino helped Sakura up from her sitting position. The blonde grabbed her backpack to gets some ramen for the 4 friends. Naruto being a ramen freak ran straight towards her.

"OMIGAWD! You were going to eat this without ME!" screamed the blonde.

"Well yeah. We have nothing to eat and the cafeteria locked the doors!" replied TenTen

"Thats not fair. Hey Ino, give some to this poor guy!"

"Naruto, I wouldn't do that if I were you."

"Why not? Time of the month?" (A/N Poor Naruto. Bad time to say that)

Being Ino's time of the month, she whacked Naruto head. Poor guy she kept whacking him, she even used the iron fist. Ino ran away crying with Sakura and TenTen following. Hinata sat next to the pummeled Naruto.

"Naruto...a-a-are yo-o-u o-oka-y?" said Hinata, wiping his face with a wet face-cloth. (A/N Where'd she get that?)

"Hinata...why are girls always so sensitive?" said Naruto. Sure it was discriminating, but Hinata didn't care.

"Well, Ino is..is worr..worr...ied about her w...weight and beauty be...be...cause... she cares about how pe..pe..ople look at h-her."

"Why aren't you like that?"

"Well, I-I b-beleive t-that...it doesn't m-m-matter w-what you look like. Th-there is al-always some-someone you li-likes you the wa-way you a-are."

"Then I guess, I'm one of the people who like you..." Hearing this Hinata fainted.

"Yo, Hinata? Helloo!"

Naruto worried and picked her up and walked towards the Nurse's Office.

Then the bell rang for school to be finished.

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Shikamaru's POV

Shikamaru saw everything that happened with Naruto and Ino. He felt bad for her, so he chased after her. He noticed Sakura and TenTen got lost but he had to find her.He was lucky because he found her sitting underneath a tree in the park. Stars were starting to show across the sky it was probably around 6:30.

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Normal POV- 6:30- Park

Shikamaru sat down next to the crying Ino.

"How troublesome"

"sniff...do you...sniff...think I'm fat?"

Shikamaru heard of this sentence before. It was a woman trap!

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Flashback

Naruto looked at Shikamaru.

"Hey Shikamaru, have you ever heard of the woman trap?"

"What? No"

"Well in a woman trap, girls ask you if you think they're fat. Once they say that, there is no way out. You have to lie but be honest."

"Troublesome"

"Its TRUE!" screamed the ramen freek!

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What was Shikamaru to do? Sasuke, Neiji or Gaara wouldn't have said anything and it would be alright, Naruto would probably say something funny and it would be alright. But he didn't have anything to say.

"You know what I like about stars?" said Shikamaru.

"Sniff...N-n-sniff-no"

"I like them because they're beautiful just like you."

"WHAT! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I LOOK LIKE A BALL OF GAS!" screamed Ino (A/N at least she stopped crying)

"N-No!"

"I look like a ball of gas!" cried Ino

"I'm sorry Ino, you're not like the stars. You're like a flower." said Shikamaru obviously trying to get her to calm down.

"R-really?"

"Yes." With that he took her hand and kissed it.

They walked hand in hand to Ino's house.

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Normal POV- 7:45 - Ino's House

"Thank You Shikamaru." said Ino.

"How troublesome..."

Ino giggled. She tiptoed so she was tall enough to kiss him on the forhead. Shikamaru was surprised but happy.

"Goodbye Shika-Kun!". Ino smiled as she walked into her house. Shikamaru was happy and regretted leaving her. 'How troublesome'

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Yay! I'm done! Hurrah! I hope you enjoyed the story. Was it funny? Please review! D

I found something on this site just last week and I want to share it with you people. It will help with the story too.

Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have sex" (A/N Me, I personally hate this one)
Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny" (A/N This one too)
Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't leave me"
Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"

--Advice--
Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love (or strong like).

The next chapter is a little bit more romance than humor...I think... but enjoy:P Live Life Fun! LLF:P

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