VACA part 4
I don't own Criminal Minds.
I don't know all the lines to Romeo and Juliet. I'll look them up but if I make an error just bare with me k. Also I skipping through and using only a few scenes.
Enjoy
The Last Day of the Retreat
"Ladies and Gentlemen, today from Camp Packwood, we bring you a wonderful performance by our camp members. Romeo and Juliet! Our Romeo is Aaron Hotchner; Juliet is played by Spencer Reid, David Rossi is playing as the nurse, and Derek Morgan is Friar Lawrence. Please Enjoy."
Rossi is wearing a white dress with a white nurse hat on.
Reid is wearing a purple flowing dress with his hair in a ponytail and (you're not going to believe is) make-up and nail polish.
Nurse (Rossi) - Peace, I have done. God mark thee to his grace!
Thou wast the prettiest babe that e'er I nursed:
An I might live to see thee married once,
I have my wish.
Lady Capulet (played by some other guy) - Marry, that 'marry' is the very theme
I came to talk of. Tell me, daughter Juliet,
How stands your disposition to be married?
Juliet (Reid) - It is an honour that I dream not of.
Nurse (Rossi) - An honour! were not I thine only nurse,
I would say thou hadst suck'd wisdom from thy teat.
Hotch and Morgan were giggling backstage.
Hotch is wearing a red shirt with a leather vest his brown pants o just below the knees. He has on red tights and leather shoes.
Reid is still wearing the same dress.
It's the famous balcony scene between Romeo and Juliet.
Romeo (Hotch) - But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
(Fast forward)
Would through the airy region stream so bright
That birds would sing and think it were not night.
See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek!
Juliet (Reid) - O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.
Last scene with Juliet, Friar and the "dead" Romeo
Friar Lawrence (Morgan) is wearing a monks robe with a large cross around is neck.
Juliet (Reid)- O comfortable friar! where is my lord?
I do remember well where I should be,
And there I am. Where is my Romeo?
Friar Lawrence (Morgan)- Come, come away.
Thy husband in thy bosom there lies dead
Juliet(Reid)- What's here? a cup, closed in my true love's hand?
Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end:
O churl! drunk all, and left no friendly drop
To help me after? I will kiss thy lips;
Haply some poison yet doth hang on them,
To make die with a restorative.
Reid leans in and kisses Hotch with a gentle kiss.
Hotch opens one eye to look at Reid and then at Morgan and Rossi offstage.
Morgan was in shock and Rossi fainted.
Juliet (Reid) - Yea, noise? then I'll be brief. O happy dagger! This is thy sheath;
there rust, and let me die.
Reid pretends to stab himself and falls to the ground.
After the play ended the four men were packing up to go home is silence.
Hotch and Reid couldn't even look at each other.
"Ok look guys; let's just forget it ever happened. It was just a play" said Rossi, finally breaking the awkwardness. They all nodded in agreement.
The ride home was actually pretty nice. They all joked and laughed.
"I can't believe I got attacked by a raccoon" said Morgan.
"I can't believe I kissed my boss" said Reid.
Everyone burst into laughter. Tears streamed down Hotch's face for laughing to hard.
Four Hours Later
The four men were back home and decided to meet the girls at a local diner.
The girls greeted them with hugs and asked them about the trip.
"You girls are never going to believe what happened."
Suddenly Garcia looked at Hotch curiously.
"Hey Hotch…why do you have lipstick on your face?"