Hi guys! It's been a while but I have the final piece to this story!

I hope you like it!

Look here see! I admit it! I DO NOT NOR HAVE I EVER OWNED STAR WARS AND/OR SEPTIMUS HEAP!

"Why do you want to come with us?" Jenna asked.
"Because I sense adventure and I want to practice my magyk!" Aleka responded impatiently.

Beetle sighed, "I guess we don't have a choice."

"Okay ready!"

Luckily Aleka had connections to the author of this story, so she snapped her fingers and they arrived at Simon's new hidden lair, which was in Pittsburg.
"Here we are!"
"How did you do that?" Jenna asked, really confused as to what the heck just happened.

"Plot convenience!"
"Huh?"
"I mean… magyk."
"Okay…" Beetle backed away from Aleka.
"Alright, from reading Vader's mind, this place has caused serious damage to the fourth wall."
"The 4th wall?" Jenna repeated.

"Yes. It is what divides us from other worlds. If it breaks chaos will reign from a thousand moons! We'll be submerged into stories written by board undiscovered authors that either suck or rock. And we'll be forced to team up with crazy trends like other wizard kids, si-fi stuff, science experiments, and crummy supernatural romance books! And we'll be forced to say trending topics like memes!" Aleka breathed in, then realized, "wait a minute, Fanfiction already did that!"

"What?" Beetle question head still spinning from Aleka's long paragraph!

"I mean… OH LOOK! Septimus is in this room!"
Aleka was right. There was Septimus chained in a cage.

And because Aleka still had plot convenience, she found the key and unlocked Septimus.
"Well, that was easy." Jenna said.
"Yeah, for all of our crazy adventures, this was by far the most pointless and uneventful one we've had." Beetle responded.
"Oh that's because Simon broke the 4th wall." Septimus answered.
"WHAT!" Aleka screamed, "HOW?"

"He spoke to the reader!"
"*GASP* You've been exposed to the 4th wall?"
"Yes…?"
"You must be decontaminated! Stay put while I get various brushes, a shovel, some sheep skin, a bottle of maple syrup, a trampoleen, cheeze wiz, and a frying pan!" And with that, Aleka rushed out.

"Let's get out of here!" Beetle said.

And Beetle, Jenna, and Septimus all ran away back home and never saw Aleka again … for now.

Epilog

Darth Vader wandered aimlessly through the forest. What the heck happened? And how did he get here?
"WYYYYYYYY—EEEEEEEEE!" A girl shouted from behind him before he was wacked in the back of the head.
"Back to Star Wars with you!" It was Aleka with a magyk shovel!