Gosh, I didn't end up updating for weeks... ._. I bet the suspense was getting to you... Anyway, thanks for all those who reviewed, followed and favoured my story! It's extremely appreciated! ^^By the way, none of you guessed correctly! I told you it was too hard~! No one in the world could guest! And I bet you would be utterly shock. XD Also, sorry not being that enthusiastic in this chapter... I got too caught up watching anime, and trying to update faster, that I practically rushed... -_-" And the fact that I wrote this in different days, makes the flow rougher. Plus, I STINK AT FIGHTING SCENES! DX DX DX :P PEACE! Anyway, I should shut up and you should read. ;)

~~~~~ Not Interested ~~~~~

Rogue's POV:

I turned around and saw 3 guys and 1 girl in a black suit. And they were... How should I put this—very strange...? They seemed to be wiggling their—uh—butts together... Is that... Is that normal? I high doubt it... But judging by Lucy's face and reaction... I bet she's seen them before... Geez, what kind of people does Fairy Tail have met?

"T-The Jiggle Butt Gang?!" Lucy exclaimed in shock, and I was confused. Their name was the Jiggle Butt Gang? I have never heard of them before, and... Who would name themselves the Jiggle Butt Gang? Ahem—before I get myself distracted, the 'Jiggle Butt Gang' consist of one tall guy with a mustache, a tall guy with a long nose, a—not to be rude, but—fat guy, and a girl who seemed to be younger than us and seemed to hold her hand out in front of her. Then there was the victim, as shaken as ever. "H-How...? Why are you here?!"

"Eh... Fro is confuse... Who's the Jiggle Butt Gang? That's an odd name for a group..." Frosch said, and I nodded in agreement.

"Well, that's rude. Have more respect to us! We helped your friend, Natsu, you know!" the guy with the mustache—I'm betting that he's the leader, judging by how the others are behind him—said. "If it wasn't for us, he couldn't have escaped the prison, and you couldn't have been saved from the giant floating fish. I think you owe us a thank you." Owe you my ass. I can beat these guys in one blow, and they'll be the ones who'd be pleading for mercy.

Lucy laughed nervously. "I guess so... Thanks guys... And by the way, it's Lucy not Blondie!" she said, the turned to a serious face. "So you guys are the ones who've been kidnapping people here? And you have a new member?"

"Lucy is sort of ignoring me..." Frosch said with a pouting face, as we watch Lucy whose back was on us.

"Yeah!" the guy with the long nose said.

"It was all thanks to Lackey C!" the fat dude said, patting the head of the little girl who smiled.

The guy with the mustache got irritated and commanded, "If I hadn't asked her to! Lackey B," he pointed at the fat dude who was supposed to be Lackey B. "Go do 50 push ups!"

"But, boss—he was just thanking the power of the girl, but all the leadership goes to you!" the guy with the long nose supported Lackey B.

"Grr... Are you calling me stupid, Lackey A?!" 'Boss', as Lackey B called him, asked, furious. "You do 50 push ups, too!"

As the two did push ups, and the Boss commanded them, the girl, Lackey C, stepped towards us. "Eh... Are you going to bring us to jail?" she asked us. She let go of her victim, who scrambled to get back to the inn.

Before either Lucy, Frosch or I could speak up, the Boss interrupted. "The reason for our doing was for..." and it seems they did an awkward position together (if you get what I mean...), and they all said, "Pure Evil!"

Lucy sighed. "What a waste of time..." She said, and Frosch and I nodded in agreement. The Jiggle Butt Gang, was entirely offended.

"What do you mean, 'waste of time'?!" Boss said, beginning to rage. "For your information, Lackey C can use control magic!"

Lucy shrugged, facing her back on them. I wanted to laugh at the scene. "I don't even know why she joined you. You guys are complete and utter idiots. For all I know, you're just trying to drag her down to your level, make yourself superior, and make her do all the work in bringing yourself at the top." I don't think I need to do anything. Lucy seemed to be defeating them with words. Who would have thought?

"Fro thinks Lucy is right!"

Boss growled. "Lackey C—" but Lucy cut him off.

"Open, gate of the bull, Taurus!" she called out, making the same bull she used in the grand magic games, appear. As always, the bull admired her body..

"Moo! Miss Lucy, you have a nice figure as always!" he said, hearts as eyes. Gosh, how much I wanted to punch him in the face...

"Lackey C..." Boss called, and she nodded. She held out her hand, attempting to control Taurus, but for some reason, it wasn't working.

Lucy smirked. "This is why I have an advantage..." and with that, Taurus attacked. Lackey C didn't even have time to concentrate in controlling someone else.

"E-E-Ecstasy!" The Boss stuttered, surprise and, um... I think you already know what happens...

When it cleared, Lucy, Frosch and I were coughing, and Taurus disappeared. "Gosh, I hate it when they do that..." Lucy said, pinching her nose. "It stinks! It'll take days for the stench to get off!" The Jiggle Butt Gang was smiling in victory.

"Roar of the Shadow Dragon!" I screamed, cupping my hands around my mouth, creating a tornado like attack made of shadows, making their way to the Jiggle Butt Gang.

"Lucy Kick!" I heard Lucy screamed, and I moved aside, and found Lucy aiming at me. It seems that Lackey C started controlling her. "Sorry, Rogue!" Lucy apologized. Suddenly, she kicked me, and I stumbled back—so much for a sorry... "Not again!" she whined.

"Eh?! Lucy, why are you attacking Rogue? Fro is confuse!" Fro asked, flying around in panic. "Rogue, who's the enemy?! Fro doesn't know anymore!"

"The Jiggle Butt Gang—or whatever they are!" I answered, dodging the attacks of Lucy.

"With Lackey C in hand, everyone will know we're Pure Evil!" Boss said, and the rest cheered. He faced Lackey C with a questioning look, and asked, "Eh... But why not the dragon slayer?"

"I doubt he would try hitting the girl." Lackey C said with a shrug. "I mean, what kind of boyfriend would do that?" and a blush rushed to mine and Lucy's face, as Frosch was trying to hold his laughter, and corrected her by yelling, "We're not a couple!" Gosh, how many people would think that!? Lackey C shrugged.

Lucy, then, slammed into me, causing us both to slam into a wall. Ouch, that hurts... Before Lucy could do another trick, I grabbed her arms, and tackled her to the ground. "Can you not do that?! It hurts!" Lucy whined.

"Well, sorry for trying to win against an enemy!" I retorted, fighting against her wriggling body. "This is harder than I thought! I group of murderers would have been more pleasant!" I said, hating the idea of someone controlling me. Then I felt a strong kick which made me fall to the ground, and following punches by Lucy—which most I dodged, mind you. I got really annoyed already and became a shadow, and made a quick way to Lackey C. Before she could even react, I attacked. She lacked speed...

(A/N: I suck at fight scenes, I know, so I AM SO SORRY. I PROMISE I WILL TRY COMPLETING A FIGHTS SCENE NEXT TIME, WHEN I GET BETTER! PLUS, SCHOOL STARTED AND THE STRESS IS GETTING TO ME, OKAY? IF I CANT HAVE O* or O (A+ or A) I WILL BE DOOMED TO TRANSFERRING. (Maybe I could beg... XD) GRADE 7: NOT THAT EASY. -.- Anyway, sorry for the time skip~)

We finally got to the inn after we handed the Jiggle Butt Gang over to the authorities. They put them in some anti magic cell so they couldn't escape, so I guess everything was good. Tomorrow, we would start the search, because we decided it was pretty late, and we were pretty sleepy, too. Before we got insides our room, Lucy called my attention. "Hey, Rogue..."

Frosch excused himself to go to bed first, since he was too tired already, and I nodded, getting my tatnetion back to Lucy, who continued.

"Since the mission was done early, and it would take only around a week to find the missing people, judging by how many they are and with your extra senses, I was wondering if... We could just, like, train for a while? You know, since I don't exactly want to go to the guild yet..." she said, her eyes practically having a begging look.

I nodded, then smiled at her. "Sure. I don't want to see Sting any sooner anyway." I replied, and she gave a giggled.

She then went close to me and hugged me and whispered, "Thank you so much, Rogue," but I heard her anyway. After that, we said good night and went back to bed.

Yeah, I think I'd like to stay a while... I could spend my day off the guild. But, the reason isn't really about Sting... I just wanted to spend time with her, that's all. Even if I highly doubt I will be able to capture her heart and replace Natsu whom she loved before, at least I get some good memories. Besides, we haven't hanged out much anyway. Yeah, my life isn't as bad as it is.

. . .

Eh... I don't know what the Jiggle Butt Gang call Lucy... :P Sorry... And if they know her name... IT'S BEEN A LONG, LONG TIME, so probably they forgot about her name...? I dunno. It's been long since I watched them, so I forgot some parts! XD All I know is, PURE EVIL! XD And I just researched about their names! (Which was not names at all, but boss, lackey A, and lackey B) :P PEACE FOR ANY MISTAKES! GOMEN NASAI! PS: Lackey C is an OC that I needed, cuz I can't think of a better villain. XD :P Anyway, I was in a rush so, SORR FOR THE SUCKEY CHAPTER! XP I PROMISE A BETTER (maybe!) CHAPTER NEXT TIME, CUZ I AM FREAKING OUT! O.o