Show: My Super Sweet 45
Based on: My Super Sweet 16
Starring: Crocodile
"I demand you slaves get me presents!" Crocodile screamed. "And and up those banners straight. I want my party to be the very best on this planet and money is no object!"
"But, sir, how many viewers would watch this show?" a lighting-slave asked. "And not a lot of people would relate as much as they would to a younger crowd."
"Not to mention we're spending all the money we have," a cameraslave added.
"Shut up!" Crocodile screeched. "This is my most ingenious show idea ever! Now stop complaining and finish making my cake!"
Crocodile, sitting in a both and facing the camera: I was really mad at them for not only stalling production, but they were messing up plans for my birthday! Remind me to poison them when we're done.
"I will wring your neck if you don't shut up and hurry up," Crocodile roared at a passing slave. He needed his birthday to be perfect, PERFECT. But he was surrounded by idiots! Fools and idiots!
Robin appeared behind him and said, "How very mature of you, Crocodile."
"Thanks," he responded, chewing on an unlit cigar. "What are you doing here again?"
"I decided to visit the father and talk about child support."
"Only if I get to keep it. I want to make it another work-slave."
"I will never let you even see this child. But I would live child support."
"Eh? Fine, whatever, you can keep it. A gift from me for your birthday. But I'm not paying no child support!"
"Agreed."
Nico smiled.
Excellent, she though. The baby will never have to know about this horrible man.
Crocodile punched a passing slave and screamed at him, "Why aren't you wearing a party hat?"