Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!
"Shit, Frank... don't open the cargo doors... you knows these things scare the shit out of me." An armored man wearing the normal armor for a Schnee Dust Company worker said up to the front of the truck. Only the lower half of his face was showing, showing that he was a young black man with a light beard on his chin. Currenty he was standing in front of a set of animatronic animals in the standing positions. he had his hand over his heart, while he heard the sound of laughing coming from the front.
"Hahaha! Is little Rost scared of a little Freddy?" Frank called back with a mocking tone.
"Fuck no... I just hate these damn things... I always think that they are going to move." Rost answered when he looked at the first three animals in the back of the truck. The giant animatronic Toad with a slightly humanoid appearance to it seemed to be looking towards him. Next to that one was a creepy looking golden lion animatronic that was also humanoid in nature, and it seemed to be shining brighter than the toad one. The final one that creeped him out the most was the giant humanoid dog one with a red cape around it's shoulders.
"Get your ass back in the truck, you only went back there because you thought we hit something. We didn't, and Miss Schnee will fire us if we don't get these damn things to the Daycare." Frank called out, while Rost grumbled and closed the door to the truck. He never noticed when the animals eyes all followed him, before they heard the sound of something locking.
When the truck was good and closed shut, the Toad, Lion, and Puppy all started to move around. They reached up as one and all took their heads off together.
Naruto was inside of the Toad.
Yang had taken the Lion for herself.
Ruby had picked out the Puppy.
"Gawd that was freaking smelly. How often do you USE these to sneak into places?" Yang asked with a gasp as she waved her hand in front of her face to cool herself down. She was sweating even as she stripped out of the costume. She set it back up on the indoskeleton, while Ruby and Naruto did the same. Ruby took her cloak from the animal she was using, before she wrapped it around her own shoulders.
Yang's hair glowed and lit the pitch black truck up for them.
"Hey... sometimes just sneaking in doesn't work. I set up fake paperwork weeks in advance... these puppets are out ticket into Atlas without needing to do paperwork." Naruto said as he gestured towards the headless animatronics. Ruby backed away from her creepy puppy for a bit, while Yang palmed her face.
"Why shouldn't we hide in crates of Dust then?" Yang asked with a complaint as she started to comb through her hair.
"Duh, those things get checked VERY carefully. You NEVER place yourself in important shit. Spy rule number one: You aren't important... important places get checked more. Nobody gives two shits about stupid animatronics when compared to crystals or weapons." Naruto said as he pointed at the animatronics, which creeped him out a bit as well.
Spying wasn't as glamorous as the movies made it out to be.
Naruto had walked through sewers before to get into cities, and he had snuck himself into cities many times by hiding inside of strange objects.
"At any point will I get to ask for something to be shaken instead of stirn?" Ruby asked with an innocent look.
"Only retarded spies say cliche things like that. A spy isn't an obvious fucker. A spy is either NOT noticed, of he doesn't stand out at all. Get in close, get your shit, then get out... and plant a bomb if you want if you can do it without getting caught." Naruto lectured Ruby with a twitching eye.
"... You totally got caught spying once, didn't you?" Yang asked when she realized why he was taking this personally.
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"Shut up." Naruto told her in a dull tone. He had never been caught before, but he had been spotted as a Faunus in an Anti-Faunus area. It was then that he had to run to shake off people after him, without killing them that is. He didn't like killing people, whoever they might be. Yang could see that she had guessed wrong
"Okay... so how are we faking Weiss' death?" Ruby asked to defuse the tension, and Naruto grinned to himself for a moment. Standing up, he walked over towards a rabbit animal and unzipped the back of it.
Yang covered Ruby's mouth when the girl almost screamed loudly at what fell out into Naruto's arms.
It was a naked Weiss body... as in, it was an exact copy of Weiss down to the smallest detail. Yang blinked when she saw the fake dead body, before she let go of Ruby and moved over towards the fake dead Weiss. Yang poked the dead Weiss, before she blinked in surprise.
"How this is well made... what is it made of?" Yang asked, with Ruby coming over and poking the dead Weiss.
"I have a guy on the inside... he was able to clone Weiss and send me one of the... unlucky clones. This little girl will be thrown from the top of a building... and then will go splat on the ground." Naruto said as he made a pushing motion.
"Isn't this murder?" Ruby asked with a pale look.
"... I was kidding. It is fake body, not a clone body. The real plan is this-" Naruto said as he moved Weiss' neck and a loud crack was heard. Her head was bent at an unnatural angle, with Yang and Ruby both looking rather put out by what seemed to be Weiss dead with a broken neck. Naruto cracked the neck back into place, while Yang looked towards Weiss' crotch.
"The carpets match the drapes... who know." Yang told Naruto with a self satisfied look.
"Why is it naked?" Ruby asked, and Naruto answered her question with a roll of his eyes.
"Well first I kind of have to know what Weiss is wearing before I can dress the fake... unless Weiss doesn't mind her corpse being a naked copy of her." Naruto gestured to the naked Weiss, while Yang palmed her face.
"She is going to punch you in the throat." Yang told him, with Ruby nodding in agreement.
"I wish Blake was here." Ruby said with a pout, while Yang cracked her knuckles. Naruto blinked, before a slow grin started to come over his face. Looking to his right, he looked towards an animatronic... that he sensed another person inside of. A very familiar person to both him, Ruby, and Yang. Looking at a Cat based animatronic, Naruto could feel that a certain black cat had decided to use the same disguise as them, but instead of a real animatronic she was wrapped in her own shadows to fake the appearance of a cat.
"I want to give her what she has coming to her." Yang said as her hair lit itself on fire, and her scarf was lit on fire with the flames that came from her back... the two long tails of the scard becoming her wings.
"You will have to beat some sense into her... Kitten made some mistakes. Part of growing up is accepting your mistakes and facing the punishment." Naruto said with a direct look at the cat, which went unnnoticed by Yang and Ruby.
"Yeah, scarring me and abandoning the team isn't even all she did. I can't believe the nerve of that bitch. She fucked you and then left before you could say goodbye." Yang said as she punched her fists together.
"Well... if I was there I would have just let her go if she really wanted to. After all, I trust Blake and if you really love something and all that jazz." Naruto said with a wave of his hand. Yang and Ruby sent him rather surprised looks... before they sighed and rubbed their heads with smiles on their faces.
"She must be really good at sex if you are that willing to forgive her." Yang said with an amused look on her face.
"Hey... when are you going to take my virginity like you promised?" Ruby asked Naruto with a serious look. She showed that she remembered the promise that he had made her, and he rubbed the back of his head.
"After we kill 'Weiss' and kidnape Weiss." Naruto told her, while Yang looked at the Weiss body.
"Seriously though... what is that thing?" Yang asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Remember Bio-Naruto... this is a less-advanced version of that made. It doesn't have any combat power of thinking ability... it is like a fleshy doll." Naruto said as he placed his hand on the Weiss doll and showed that her flesh jiggled when it was moved. Yang snorted for a moment and opened her mouth, before Ruby covered it.
"If you make a sex doll joke about a copy of Weiss... I'm telling mom on you." Ruby told Yang, who zipped her mouth up with a bead of nervous sweat dripping down her face.
"Whipped." Naruto said as he made the whipping motion.
"... Have you fucked the Weiss doll?" Yang asked without the ability to resist the tempation to make the joke.
"Why use her, when I could use you?" Naruto asked sarcastically, while Yang laided back dramatically with a grin on her face... that quickly turned into false sadness.
"Oh dear me, my one true love only desires me for my body... hold me Ruby!" Yang called out as she jumped onto her sister. Yang pressed her body up against Ruby's body as sexually as possible, making sure to rub herself into her sister, pushing their breasts together as she teased both Ruby and Naruto. Ruby moaned for a second when Yang grabbed her sister by the butt, and her her thigh pressing up against her honey pot. Naruto looked at this with all of his attention, saving it to his memory.
Ruby certainly wasn't... against what was happening.
"Ruby... is there something you need to tell us?" Naruto asked, with Ruby blushing at the memory that Naruto was there. She punched Yang in the face, pushing her older sister off of her and scurrying away from Yang.
"Nothing!" Ruby said with a little TOO much vigor to her voice.
"Ruby got curious and-" Yang started, before she covered Ruby's mouth before she could be interupted placed Ruby into a silent headlock. "-and she asked me one day if I could help her practice kissing. I don't know if it is the fact we live together, my smoken hot bod, or the fact that I was the only one that could help... but we went to Third Base together... naughty~!" Yang teased Ruby.
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"Wincest." Naruto said with a pump of his fist.
"Hey, we decided that we were going to share you... if we were adverse to doing some stuff with each other... then we can't properly share after all. Isn't that right YOU BIT ME!?" Yang shouted at Ruby, who still had her hand in her mouth. Naruto laughed before he looked back at the cat animatronic with a raised eyebrow, as if challenging her to join them. Of course, Blake wasn't about to come out of her hiding spot so easily.
Naruto let out a small laugh for a moment, before he sighed.
It would seem that he was going to leave it up to Yang to do this, and when he realized that his eyes sharpened.
No... he wasn't leaving it up to Yang... by right this was Yang's duty.
Just like with him and Sasuke, the one that was going to bring back Blake was going to be Yang.
It had to be Yang.
Chapter End!
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