AN:

Hello, again! 'Tis I, akai-kurenai, interrupting your lives to drive you insane! ...yes, I am on a sugar rush. I ate some candy. I am also overjoyed that I have received some alerts. Okay, two. Anyways, the disclaimer will be done by…-spins wheel-

Sasuke: -gasps and slightly pushes the wheel-

Akai: The vict – er, person…yeah, let's go with person! Anyways, it's Kiba!

Kiba: Akai does not own any of the characters, settings, etc. in Naruto. Also, she does not own the Nintendo Wii. She owns one, though. Oh, and you say "anyways" too much.

Akamaru: Arf! –scratches himself-

Gai: What's wrong, Sasuke?

Sasuke: I'll explain later. –shudders-

START CHAPTER 4!

"Itachi…you're very lucky that Kisame reminded you to come to dinner," Sasori said in a menacing voice.

"S-sorry, Sasori, I…forgot," Itachi replied hastily. Under his breath, he muttered, "Yeah, I was so obsessed with playing around with my Mii that I lost track of time." He quickly whispered thanks to Kisame before they sat down to eat.

Kisame had a room right next to Itachi's, so it was very frustrating when Kisame was going to be in his room. That meant that Itachi couldn't turn up the volume or mash any of the Wii buttons too loudly, which were the things Itachi like to do when he was excited. Yes, he was very excited today.

Itachi decided to try the Mii Parade again, and use it to mingle with other Miis. Mainly, he wanted to try interacting with other people. Normally, Itachi had to stay away from public or wear a disguise. The Akatsuki leader was not afraid that Itachi would get apprehended. Any ANBU would be dead before he or she could yell out Itachi's name. What the organization feared was that the Kages would eventually find their location.

Itachi thought that was really paranoid. It probably was, but better safe than sorry, right?

"Sure it is," Itachi muttered as he muted the T.V. and turned on the Wii. After going through the standard procedures (press the "A" button, go to the Mii channel, then the Mii Parade, mingle, etc.), he finally arrived at a large community of Miis.

"I wonder if I can send any of them a message…"(1) Itachi wondered. He found a little chat room and entered.

"I can't even make a tiny clay bird-un! That asshole is going to pay for being a freaking pig!" Deidara grumbled. He was currently walking to Zetsu's room to accuse him of eating his spare clay.

"Chime. Beep! Doink."

"Nani-un?"

"Um…uh, hi." Itachi nervously inputted. He had directed his Mii to a seemingly normal Mii and fervently hoped that he wouldn't be recognized.

"Hi, I'm YukiUsagi," the speech bubble read. At least this Mii didn't ignore him like that other one who had long blond hair and a stuck-up expression.

"Um, I'm, uh…" A name! What should he call himself? He couldn't call himself Itachi! The Mii already looked like him; that was suspicious enough! Just give the person the first name you can think of!

Deidara tiptoed across the hall and eventually stopped near Kisame's room. "Kisame, what are you doing in there-un?" A very convincing reply came through the door.

"ZZZZZ…………"

"Okay, so it's not Kisame-un," Deidara checked him off his mental list. His gaze then wandered to Itachi's room. He skeptically looked at the door and found out that it was locked. "No, that's not possible," Deidara laughed. He fell silent as he heard more of the sounds, which were coming from Itachi's room.

"Is it?"

"Sagashite? Searching? That's a unique name," the Mii replied. Itachi frowned.

"Well, 'Snow rabbit' is a really girly name," he shot back.

"…oh, I'm sorry; I didn't mean to offend you. I thought it was unique, not weird."

Itachi stared weirdly at the screen for a while until another chime sounded.

"I must be going now. Thank you for your time, Sagashite-san." Ding! The Mii disappeared right afterwards.

"Okay…anyways, I guess I should talk to someone else." Itachi awkwardly approached a Mii that stood in a far-off corner.

"Hey, I'm Sagashite. What's your name?" The Mii looked like he didn't see his message, so he tried again. This time, the Mii replied.

"Hn. My name is Kowareta. Happy? Now -"

"-go away, freak?! Who the hell gave this freaking punk the right to say that?!" Itachi exploded.

Itachi froze and clamped his hand over his mouth.

"Knock, knock."

Too late.

(1) I don't think that option exists, but I really like the idea of it and I think it'll come in handy later. This is basically like combining instant messaging and the Wii together. Okay? If anyone asks why I didn't do an AIM fic instead of a Mii fic, then I will tell them this: Miis r fun.

Gai: Why did you cheat the wheel, Sasuke?

Sasuke: I used my Sharingan to track the wheel's movements and predict who was going to do the disclaimer.

Naruto: Then why didn't Kakashi-sensei see it?

Sakura: Because his Sharingan isn't activated now, baka!

(Somewhere in the distance, Kakashi sneezes on his Icha Icha Paradise book)

Sasuke: The next person was going to be –

Lee: Hello, my youthful friends! Gai-sensei!

Gai: Lee!

(They grasp each other tightly and a very sparkly sunset appears out of nowhere)

Everyone: -sweatdrop-

Sasuke: No need to tell you now.

Hooray for the half-baked cliffhanger!

I would like to thank my friend Peep for adding me to her favorite author list after some…persuasion. Just kidding! There was no persuasion. Don't hit me, Peep! DX

Seriously, though, kudos to Thintellumaien for the author alert and Ribbon-chan03 for the author favorite!! Thank you very much! XD Really, you guys are the first. The other person hasn't gotten back to me yet, so I can't post the name… .

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