April encounters new enemies and...might have a date. Please review!

April was feeling the consequences of last night. This party lifestyle wasn't doing her any favors, she could barely remember the previous night's events. The ball was a blur but she remembered the mayor and maybe meeting her potential new employers; she couldn't even remember how that meeting went. Did she really screw up that badly?

She got out of bed in only her G-string from last night. Her black dress was on the floor, no one in her bed which wasn't unusual. She stretched and yawned and that's when she smelled it. 'Bacon?' she thought. But she had no one night stand. Was this a sign of a stroke? She dressed herself in a hurry and found Irma wearing one of her shirts as she fried bacon.

"Irma?" April rubbed her eyes.

"Good morning, April!" Irma greeted as she prepared her a plate. "I hope you don't mind but I borrowed one of your shirts after mine got a little messy with some wine."

Then April remembered how Irma confessed her feelings to her. She started to freak out a little. "Did you and I...uh..."

Irma laughed, "No, silly. I helped you home last night. Your friends were real nice. They can't wait to see what footage you have for them."

April just started to eat but now wanted to choke, "Um, what?"

"Well I don't believe on sleeping around before we even go on a date."

"No, Irma, the other thing!" April stressed, "What footage?"

"You were going on about some warehouse where they were doing experiments and you have footage on your phone," she smiled.

April hid her face in her hands, "Rrrrr!"

"What's the matter?"

"I had footage. I don't even have a phone now! All of my footage is gone!"

Irma patted her shoulders, "I'm sure you'll figure something out."

"Yeah, you're right." April gave her a hug and proceeded to grabbing her jacket and key. "Here's my spare key. You can lock up when I'm done. I really gotta get to work. Thanks for breakfast."

"Wow! My own key!"

"Yup!" April smiled.

"So...are you doing anything later?"

"How about we meet up at that steakhouse on 5th at 6?"

"Great! It's a date!" Irma cheered enthusiastically. April ran off and Irma was already fantasizing about her time with her. "She's such a badass."


April had no other leads and for all she knew everything was cleared at the warehouse site. There was some clumps of debris left but no doubt everything important was long gone. She walked around aimlessly past the police tape and as if by chance found what looked like a hatch. She used all of her might to lift it. There was a hole alright, like one of those creepy abandoned bunkers you see explored on YouTube. She jumped down, perfecting the superhero landing. There was some kind of tunnel. She used the light on her small camcorder and recorded her way as she walked slowly.

"This is reporter, April O'Neil. Back to to the lab...well the basement beneath the old lab. Not sure if I'll find much left over after the warehouse was destroyed. I don't know exactly what these ninjas plan on doing but I know it's got to be for evil...If I don't make it out of here I just want everyone to know I did everything I could. Maybe some other vigilante reporter will come take my place. Irma sorry if I couldn't make our date. I really like you. You already showed me you'd be a cool girlfriend. If things were different I could totally see us moving into a place, maybe get a couple more cats. Unfortunately I have to be there when the city needs me."

She gasped as she watched the viewfinder of the camcorder. A sign that said: "Mutagen Testing". It was a door with a heavy and complex lock system. Sue tried to see if her powers allowed her enough strength to bust it open but it might've been too much for her. She stopped when she heard a strange snorting coming from behind her and the clomping of hooves.

She wasn't sure she wanted to see what it was but she swore she could feel it's warm breath on the back of her neck. She had her eyes closed when she turned her head.

"You sure talk a lot," Something said in a gravelly voice.

"Shut up, Bee, this ones pretty hot!" Something with an incredibly low pitch said back.

"Oh, yeah? You wanna get her number before we trample her?"

April opened her eyes but instantly regretted it. A giant warthog and rhino standing on two legs and wearing clothes.

"Shit! Am I tripping?" April exclaimed. The monsters laughed. The rhino started stomping one hoof, preparing to charge.

"Damn, O'Neil, we're big fans but it looks like our boss wants you terminated!" The rhino said.

"Easy, Rock steady, maybe we could at least get her autograph first!" In response, April threw off her jacket and prepared to take off her shirt. "Whoa! Or that works!"

"Come to daddy!" Rhino cheered.

April's breasts grew and both of them stopped and stared at her large nipples and impressive bounce. "My eyes are behind here!" April laughed. The rhino charged and struck April sendung her into the air bit unharmed. Once she landed on the ground she removed her pants. Both were finding this strip tease the strangest but most erotic thing ever. The warthog tried next. He charged as April bent over with her bare ass in the air. It grew twice as big as the warthog and he bounced back into a wall. April's ass returned to normal.

"How is she doing that? Shredder ain't never told us she could do that!" The warthog whined.

"Stop being such a pussy! Let's take this bimbo down!"

"You guys thirsty for more?" April teased. The two charged toward her at the same time. She lifted her boobs up with both hands and they grew and as they did a geyser of milk shot out of them and hit the two lugs. "Got milk?!" April was a maniac continuing to shoot. The room started filling up with milk and April wasn't sure how long she'd be able to hold her breath.


A construction worker noticed the open hatch and prepared to close it when the rush of unexpected milk shot up out of it with tremendous force. April flew into the sky completely naked and came crashing down on top of the poor worker. She stood up and shook her wet hair like a dog before ringing it out. She almost forgot about the construction worker still lying there in shock. "Er, hi. You wouldn't happen to have a spare change of clothes would you?" She wiped some milk from her mouth.


Luckily she was able to retrieve her jacket and pants before calling an Uber; somehow the camcorder survived in her jacket, well the tape anyway, it was probably too much to ask for the machine to work.

She hid the tape in her closet and showered. She sang in the closet totally off key in victory as she had potentially saved her reputation and possibly murdered two abominations.

Once dried off she went to the fridge and found a note on the door. It was from Irma. She forgot her again. The clock said 5 minutes but there was no way she'd make it there in time. Unless...


People in Time Square stopped and looked up at the sky. Something shooting across, flying even. Leaving a streak of white. A streak of white that turned out not to be smoke or clouds as it rained down on them.


Irma waited outside at on the patio of the steakhouse. Out of nowhere, April plopped down on her seat out of breath.

"Wow! Right on time!"

"Wouldn't...miss it," she panted.

"Where did you come from?"

"I had a milk bath."

"Awesome!"

After the two talked for some time, April walked Irma home. She walked up the apartment steps and was about to say her goodbyes when Irma sprang at her, latching onto her lips. "Oh! I'm so sorry! I know they say not on the first date but...I just had to kiss April O'Neil."

April smiled, finding her innocence adorable. "No reason to apologize, Irma," April put her arms around her and kissed her right back. Irma squeezed her butt and moaned into her mouth, wrapping one leg around her. Their tongues overlapped each other. People walking by just stares at the display. When they parted their kiss, both dizzy and out of breath, neither seemed to notice their lipstick smeared all over the other's face.

"I had a really great time tonight, Irma. Let's do it again some time."

"Yes, April, that would be lovely," April tripped on her walk down the stairs, she didn't hear Irma say, "Thanks for the key."

More soon! Smut coming!