Prompt: Guy/Marian, flatulence
Title: Listen To The Wind
Rated: K+
Marian just stared at Guy not believing the rude noise she had heard. Guy turned to look at Marian and saw the astonished look on her face.
"What", he asked.
"I can't believe you just did that and didn't even excuse yourself." Marian was very put out.
"I didn't do anything, but sit down." Guy was very perplexed.
"I heard you Guy. It's not funny."
Guy got up to find someplace else to eat. If Marian was going to be upset for no reason he would leave. Seeing no available seat Guy sat back down. Seeing the pinched look return to Marian's face Guy realized what had happened.
"Marian it's the leather in my new pants making that sound."