Wendy the Cougar
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Due to his mild concussion Dipper is laid down on his bed to rest. Meanwhile a mortified Wendy is frantic for clothes and since Manly Dan and his sons are cutting trees at the other side of the Valley, Wendy can't go home to change.
And unfortunately the only thing Stan has in her size is...
"Wait, Why do you have a French Maids outfit?" Asked Mable.
"Hey! I don't pry into your personal life? Do I?" He snapped.
Which only gets Mable MORE curious...
"Do you wear it?"
"We both know that's impossible." Said Stan looking at his belly.
"Is it from an old girlfriend's wardrobe?"
"That's it! No dessert for you for a week!"
"Awwww..."
In any case, Wendy had no other option...
Thankfully, Stan showed Mercy and allowed her to stay upstairs with Dipper and away from prying eyes(it probably helped that Wendy's nudity had already wracked him thousands).
Wendy felt embarrassed being in this outfit...but seeing Dipper sleeping...all sprawled out and adorable...maybe she could have some fun with this...
She lays down next to him.
"Hey, sexy. Want to have some fun." She teases with a giggle.
She brings out an eclair. "Want to watch me eat this big one, big boy?" She laughs at her own cheesy dialogue.
She runs her tongue up and own the unintentionally phallic shaped dessert
"First I'll wet the dough to avoid it ripping and spilling it's cream ALL over me." She says in a mock suggestive voice.
She then nibbles on the 'tip. "Then I'll gently suck on the tip to break the shell, then I'll be able to keep it all contained with my lips."
Suddenly it gushes a bit, but Wendy just laughs and goes with it, "Whoa! Too tight of a grip! No matter, I'll loosen my grip and carefully guide the spill back in...And then I'll stick my tongue into the hole slowly...and suck the cream out halfway." She dose just that, with the loudest slurp imaginable.
Wendy recovers from her laughing fit and continues...
"Now I can suck the rest of the eclair without having to bite it, that way it won't blow up all over me..."
As she slurps...she freezes as she hears a whimper...
Dreading, what she was about to see...she slowly turns around and sees a fully wide-awake and flustered Dipper...who was gaping at her in stunned disbelief.
"Uh..."
"GOTTA GO!" Shouts a mortified Wendy as she runs from the room...
Dipper just lays there in silence...desperately trying to process what he just witnessed... "What the FRACK just happened?" Asked Dipper out loud...
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Wendy...avoided Dipper for the next few days...
Mable looked at this confused... "What's up with Wendy?"
Dipper awkwardly recaps what occurred in his bedroom...
Mable scratches her head, "I don't get it...so she likes dessert, so what?"
Dipper sighs at his oblivious twin, Uh, Mable? ...Remember That video we found hidden under dad's bed...and Mom kicked dad out of the house after she learned we watched it?"
Mable looked at him confused...then thoughtful...then disgusted...then vomited...
To take their mind's off the unpleasantness, Stan takes them to the beach...
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As it happens, Wendy is with her family at the beach. Wearing nothing but her red one-piece She awkwardly watches the drama that unfolds that eventually leads to the twins and Soos heading off to Scuttlebut island.
As much as she wants to join them...she's wondering if she should...it wasn't just the embarrassing 'fake seduction' fiasco... what she felt for Dipper...he was YOUNGER then her for crying out loud! No good could ever-
"Wendy!? Why do you keep looking at that boat!?" Snapped her dad.
Wendy broke free of her daydream, and quickly exclaimed. "Uh, the boat! My lov- FRIEND! Dipper is on it!"
One of her brothers snickers, "Have ANOTHER crush already sis?"
she responds by then grabs her dads hunting knife from his leg holster, holds it to said brothers throat-
"Say that again?" She dared...he wisely keeps his mouth shut.
...Unfortunately the damage was already done...
"WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT A CRUSH!?"
Wendy dived into the lake and swam as fast as she could before her dad could build up anymore momentum...
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Without meaning to, Wendy found herself swimming next to Soo's boat. At first she figured she'd just hang back and observe...and then Mable started to blackmail Dipper by throwing out his cameras-
Angrily, Wendy grabs the camera before it falls into the water and pulls herself onboard. "Dang it Mable! These things are expensive! And this was a pretty solid plan Dipper, came up with! He more then deserves to be Captain! What have you done!?" She snaps.
Mable is stunned, no one had ever yelled at her in defense of Dipper before!
Dipper was stunned as well...although, it was more seeing his crush come out of the water drenched and wearing swimsuit...
Wendy smirks at his adorably flustered face, "So...can I be co-captain?" She teases.
Dipper gulps, trying VERY hard to not look at her soaked and almost popping out breasts.
"Uh...Okay, sure."
Wendy giggled at Dipper's poor attempt to look cool and NOT show how interested in her chest he is...and then the moment is gone and she remembers that once more she's back in close quarters with the boy she had a huge, inappropriate and unexplained sexual attraction to...
Needless to say she quickly excused herself to other side of the boat, feeling bored but not wanting to go to where Dipper was...she started rummaging around the supplies, she saw Dipper's bag and rummaged through that to see if she could learn more about the journal...
Sadly, it seemed it was with Dipper and there was nothing in here except lint and...hello? What's this?
...oh, never mind, it was just a shopping list...
"Huh, wow. I was right, it was expensive to buy all those cameras...and a XXXXXS custom made sports cup?! What!?"
She blushes at the implication of such an item...specifically why her...LITTLE friend would buy one. She tries to shake her head of such thoughts, tries to rationalize that for all she knew Dipper had bought the cup for some supernatural related thing she wasn't privy too...
Still...she was curious...her hormones were more unnaturally charged then usual...and...well...there was a reason she and Tambry became the bane of guys throughout Gravity Falls...there was more then one guy who'd been forced to run home naked...'CFNM' lovers indeed...
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Dipper didn't know why...bu he was suddenly regretting only wearing swim trunks today...and felt the need to tie his drawstring EXTRA tight...
...Not that it would do him any good...
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