A/N Well, here's the final chapter, the exciting climax of The Battle Over the Norwegian! Hope everyone likes it!
Disclaimer: I don't own Metalocalypse
Toki's POV
I's hasn't talkeds to Skwisgaar since I askeds him tos leave lasts night, ands I'm kinds of worried abouts how de concert wills go, buts what can I does? I's got to plays no matters what, evens during somethings like dis.
"Hey uh, Toki. I found out what we're doing for that song." I's jumped when I heards Nat'an's voice besides me.
"You dids?"
"Yeah. There's not really any bass stuff in that song, so Murderface is going to play your part and you're going to play piano." I's nodded, ands continued tos look out de window ofs de bus. I's could feel Skwisgaar lookings at me, buts I didn'ts want to talks to him yets. I's really hateds igsnoring him, buts I really don'ts know whats to say. I's can see de concerts hall coming up outsides de window, ands I can't help but feels like somet'ing ams going tos happen tonight. I stoods up as de bus stopped ands walked out before anyone coulds says any'ting. Fors once I was de firsts one in de dressings room, ands I couldn't even bring myself tos talk once de others came insides. Alls I wanteds was tos finish dis show ands go home. I'ds deal with everythings else tomorrows. Charlies came tos gets us justs a littles while afters we finished gettings ready, ands we walked onstage. Wes was so much quieters den we usuallies was, ands I almost couldn'ts believes it. Nots even Murderface hads made a sound! De screams from de fans was almosts welcome, ands for somes reason I wasn't nervous ons stage.
I's played easily through de songses, withouts worrying about messings up, and I figureds de lessons with Pickle was payings off. I'ds have to t'ank him laters, and I smileds. De fans was goings insanes and I could sees blood on de edges of de stage. Dere was somes splattered on Skwisgaar's guitar toos, ands I knew he'd probablies be yellings about it later. I snickereds a little without wantings to, and misseds a note. Stupids Skwisgaar. I couldn'ts even bes upsets with him withouts forgiving him! I playeds a little more angriles, and de fans was a littles more wild. Its was justs like any other concerts we'd ever done, untils dat last songs, de one where Murderface woulds play my part. I's could almost feels de audience gettings ready to attacks when I's handed Murderface mine guitar. Deys probablies thought I was walkings out or somethings, because dey calmed down a littles when a couples of Kloksateers brought de piano on stage ands I sats down. Nat'an smirked down at mes and sats besides me. I kinds of wondereds why, buts fuck, Nat'an was de head of de band, ja? He coulds does whatever de hells he wanted.
Skwisgaar starteds playing, ands I recognized de tune easilies. It hads been my favorites part of de album, whens I'd first heard it. Murderface cames in with mine part ands played a bads note almost rights away. I's flinched, but nobodies seemed tos notice de note, sos I starteds playing de pianos part. I nevers knew why everyone wanteds me to play de damned thing sos much. I coulds hardly stand de sound some days, buts I didn't know whats would happen if I saids I wouldn't plays it. Getting kickeds out of Dethklok was ones of my biggest fears, sos usually I dids whatever everybody else askeds me to. I wondereds if I'd ever justs get tos play guitar with Skwisgaar. Dats was all I's every really wanteds, ever since I's first heards him play. Damns it, I stills love dat asshole, don'ts I? Stupids fuck. Ofs course I does, I don'ts t'ink I's ever stoppeds, evens though I's was sos suspicious. Goddamns it to hells and back, I'lls apologizes after de concerts. I coulds hear de finals refrain of de songs, sos I went to de minors key and traileds off. De audience cheered wildsly, and I coulds see mores blood flying through de air, and dens I felt… lipses? What de fucks! Nat'an… Nat'an was kissings me? I's jerked away, buts everyone had alreadies seen. A bunches of de fans was cheerings, and I jumped up. Nat'an followeds me, buts he went to de microphones. Skwisgaar ands Pickle looked like dey wanteds to kills him.
"So uh… yeah. Me and Toki are together. If any of you don't like it, go fuck yourselves." I's attempteds to yell, buts Skwisgaar beats me tos it.
"No you ams not! Toki ams mine, and we ams goings out!" Nat'an snarleds in response, ands I trieds to talk agains, but dis time Pickle and Murderface gots involved.
"Ya fuckin douchebags! First ya lie to him, now ya come out with dis? Nat'an, you're an ass!" Pickle was veries loud, for hims size.
"Shut the fuck up! You know Skwishgaar really would've cheated on him eventually! You don't know shit Picklesh!" Murdeface was expectedly louds, and I narrowed mine eyes. Really would've cheateds on me, huhs? Those fucks! Skwisgaar smirkeds, like hims was offs de hooks, and Nat'an trieds to punch Murderface. "Fuck, I'm shorry!" By dis time, de fans was gettings involved. Half of dems was yellings Nat'an's name and halfs of dem was yellings Skwisgaar's name, ands honestlies I was gettings pretty feds up. Mine fists clenched, ands by de time everybodies else in de band was ins a fists fight I was mores angry den I'd evers been. I's stomped over to de microphone and yelleds into it.
"Everybody shut de hells up! It ams my fuckings life, I'll decides if I wants tos be with eithers of you, even though after dis shits I shouldn't!" Everysthing quieteds down. "Yous assholes ams been pulling dis shit alls along, likes I will go for whoevers ams de toughest or somes shit! It ams pissings me off! I'm not dat goddamns easy! I will picks who I want baseds on whos I like de best. Hells, de way you two ams been actings, maybe I just pick Pickle, ja?" Skwisgaar glared ats him, and Pickle flinched. Nat'an's fists was clenched. I snickered quietlies. "Nat'an, I amnest even knoweds you likeds me untils now, ands I'm sorries, but you ams just my friends. Skwisgaar, gets yous ass over here." He came over likes de dog, ands I smileds. Its was nice to haves him listens to me every nows and then.
"Ja?" He was toos quiet though. I's kisseds him, ands half de audience cheereds.
"I's love you, you stupids dildo. But you ams such an idiots! Yous didn't trusts me to stays with you insteads of going tos Nat'an, even though I's told you dat I loveds you more den anyones! You mades me worry sos much, fuckings ass!" From de corners of my eye I could sees how pissed Nat'an was.
"Well, you didn'ts trust dat I wasn't cheatings on you!"
"Ands what de hell dids you expect mes to t'ink! Yous was never arounds me, yous was always offs with Nat'an, Nat'an ands Murderface was tellings me you were, yous was actings like you was avoiding me… shits, I'm sorries!" Skwisgaar smileds.
"I ams too, Toki. I shouldn'ts have mades you worry, ands I should've trusted yous too. I loves you, mores den anyone. Yous want to heads back home tos yous room?" I likeds hims smile a hells of a lot more den hims smirk. Fuckers. I coulds play de sames game!
"As ifs! You don't gets no sex fors a month for worryings me! Yous can jack offs like everybodies else fors a while!" His screams echoeds all arounds de stadium, ands I laughed. Damns dildo deserveds it!
A/N Okay, so maybe not so exciting of a conclusion. But hey, Toki got a little revenge I guess! Anyway, like I said in the previous chapter, this is probably the last Metalocalypse fic I'll do for a while, so sorry to anyone who's disappointed.