Warning: This drabble has slight sexual content. Not very explicit, but I thought I'd warn just to be on the safe side.

Hello My Treacherous Friends (rated R)

A/N: I had two ideas for this so I was going to mix them together and then it turned into something that only fits the prompt if you squint. Oh well. Also, this started out as a cute idea and it turned into smut. Damn my sex depraved mind. You've been warned.

"She likes you Scar Face. I can tell. Her heart beat speeds up and jumps around whenever you're within a mile of her."

"How do you know it's not just fear?"

"…"

"He likes you Sugar Queen. I can tell. It gets ten degrees hotter in camp when ever you sit next to him."

"How do you know it's not just anger?"

"…"

"Toph seems to think you like me." Zuko said casually as he heated up the water around another dish cleaning it.

"Really," Katara smirked, "she mentioned something about you liking me as well."

For a moment a smug silence filled the area.

"I didn't need her to tell me, I already knew."

"Oh, really? What makes you think I like you?"

"Because you moan whenever I do this," Zuko growled, dropping the plate he was washing in favor of Katara's thighs. He was rewarded with said sigh.

"I didn't need her to tell me either." Katara said in a husky tone, allowing him to lean her back onto the ground.

"And why is that?" Zuko said between trailing hot kisses down her neck.

"Because you moan whenever I do this," Katara whispered, pushing her hips up and rubbing her now robe free crotch into his groin. She was rewarded with a moan as well as a pleasantly hard Zuko grinding into her.

"I swear those two take longer and longer doing the dishes every night…maybe I should go check up on them. If he's so much as looking at her I'll…"

"Oh calm down Snoozles. Those two are boring."

"What do you mean?"

"They were washing dishes and now they're fighting again. It feels like Katara is getting the upper hand, so I wouldn't worry."

"Are you sure? Because it's going to be so much fun to tease Zuko about Katara kicking his ass again!"

"Trust me, I can tell."