Dipshits and Dumbasses: The First Adventure
Ch. 4
The party spent the rest of the evening at the tavern, and decided to reserve rooms for the night. After the gold had changed hands, they made their way up to their lodgings and bedded down for the night.
When they opened their eyes, they found themselves back in the front room of Joe's house, seated around the table back in their regular clothes.
"What the hell?" demanded Doug. "Things were just starting to pick up."
"You know guys," said Wayne. "I'm getting kinda tired."
"Here we go," said Allen. "Wayne's pussing out."
"Yeah…sorry guys."
"So…" said Adam, "how did you do that?"
"Magic trick," said Wayne. They continued to press him, but he refused to say any more about it.
"Well, however it happened," said Vernon, "we need to do it again."
"How about next weekend?" suggested Wayne. "My aunt will be out of town so we'll have the whole place to ourselves, and we can be as loud as we want all night."
"Let's see if we can get Zip and Matt to play, too," suggested Blake. "Maybe John, too, if he doesn't have to work."
"Sounds like a plan," said Joe.
"I've got a much better campaign I'm working on anyhow," said Wayne, as they sought out places to sleep. "This was more of a tutorial than anything else, since only like three of us had ever played before."
"What's it about?" asked Allen.
"You'll see," Wayne answered.
And so, with thoughts of next weekend at Wayne's house in their minds, the party bedded down in real life, thus bringing their first adventure to a close.
A/N: Sorry it was so short, folks. Keep in mind, this happened a long time ago for one thing, and nothing much really happened anyhow. This really is pretty much all that happened the first time we played (although as I've noted before, the original group of adventurers was different than this one, which came later. this was just a more enjoyable group to play with). I hope you enjoyed, and stay tuned for the next installment!