Puffed up Family Guy Fanfiction Series
Episode 1: Puffed up Family Guy
Chapter 4: The Tale of Rhode Island
A/N: I may start working on more than one story at once in my fanfiction series. If I do, then expect spoilers soon. If I don't, well then be patient.
Disclaimer: I do not own Family Guy or Powerpuff Girls. PPG belongs to Craig McCracken, and Family Guy to Seth MacFarlane. They are both brilliant show creators and I hope both shows continue. I felt bad that the Powerpuff Girls suffered because Craig left for FHFIF. That show really sucks, and PPG rules forever! I really do believe that if they do even one episode with Family GUy crossing over with the Powerpuff Girls, it will bring the popularity of both shows way up! I also look forward to the possible TV movie for PPG.
Enjoy!
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Meanwhile, back upstairs, Bubbles had just woken up from her long nap, and was feeling a little bit refreshed.
So, she decided to see what her sisters were up to. She slowly crept her way downstairs, and then saw Blossom sleeping on the couch, and Buttercup was in the kitchen sound asleep. Bubbles wasn't really as tired as her sisters were, so she went back upstairs, but this time, she went into Stewie's room to find Stewie playing with his teddy bear, Rupert.
"Well, Rupert, what a day it has been." Stewie said to his inanimate bear. "I am now forced to share this house with three big-headed bitches. God, I hope their father isn't George Lopez. One of them is more than enough to handle."
Bubbles smiled at the sight of Stewie playing with his teddy bear. IT reminded her of her and Octi, her stuffed octopus. She slowly walked over to Stewie unnoticed, and plopped herself down right next to Stewie, and smiled at him as he turned to face her.
"What the hell are you staring at?" He asked her angrily. "Can't you see I'm very busy?"
"I'm sure you can make time for me, can't you?" She asked him in a sweet tone, clasping her hands together, and giggling. "I want you to meet someone." Bubbles pulled out something from behind her back, and it was her stuffed Octopus, Octi. She carried it from when the girls went to fight Mojo, but miraculously, he survived the crash in full tact. "His name is Octi." She placed it on Stewie's head like a hat, and laughed at the sight. "I think he likes you."
"Yes, well I think you're a whore." He said coldly, completely oblivious to the fact that she was giggling instead of crying.
"You know, I always wanted a little brother." She said to him, pinching his cheek. "You know, soft head, pinchable cheeks, playful attitude, giggly laughter. I like babies, and taking care of them because it makes me happy."
"Well, that's fantastic. I really don't care."
"You know, you can play with Octi for a while if you want." She said playfully, giving Octi back to Stewie, and smiling. "I wouldn't mind. Besides, babies love toys. I'll be downstairs." Bubbles got up, brushed herself off, walked over to Stewie, and gave him a small kiss on the head, and then walked out of the room, but not before giving Stewie a wink and then leaving.
"Did you-Did you see what she did to me?!" Stewie freaked out to his teddy bear. "She gives me her toy, kisses me, and then winks at me. What the hell is wrong with her? Is she bipolar or a lesbian! I will never understand girls, Rupert, especially Olivia. Oh, that bitch! I'm glad she's out of my life! Then again, she never gave me a toy, or told me that I was cute...oh that whore!"
Meanwhile, Bubbles joined her two sisters downstairs, who were watching nothing but mindless television. In fact, the both of them were practically asleep on the couch. Seeing as they were both asleep, Bubbles decided to help them off of the couch, and up the stairs. Bubbles was alone in this and had to almost carry them both up the stairs and into the bed.
When both girls were upstairs and in bed, Bubbles was so exhausted from carrying them and helping them into bed, that she also collapsed in bed and fell asleep.
The house was quiet all day. Peter was at work, the kids were at school, Brian was who knows where, and Stewie was upstairs in the other room playing in his room. The day went by very quickly, with the Girls practically asleep all day, and Stewie out in another room.
But Stewie didn't stay away all day. He did go into the room where the girls were with Octi in his hands. He walked up to Bubbles, and climbed onto the bed right by her. She was sleeping peacefully and didn't even notice him there until he nudged her awake.
She groaned, opened her eyes, and smiled at the baby. "Hi, Stewie."
"You forgot your stuffed animal in my room." He said with a much warmer tone than before, but still not that happy. He handed the octopus to Bubbles, who took it, and held it tightly in her arms. She smiled warmly at Stewie, and wanted to thank him for returning Octi to her.
"Thank you, Stewie. I don't know what I'd do if Octi ever got lost." Bubbles smiled at him, and then hugged him tightly. "Whenever I hold Octi, I'm gonna think of you."
"Please don't."
Bubbles giggled, as she continued to hug Stewie.
"Stewie, would you like for me to play with you?"
"Oh I don't know...uh, OK. But only because no one else wants to!"
"OK!" Bubbles squealed, as she got out of bed slowly, and stood up off the bed, helping Stewie off. The two walked out of the room and into Stewie's room. The two sat down near Stewie's crib, and began to get out some of Stewie's stuffed animals.
Stewie did not have many stuffed animals because he hated them. But, he wouldn't mind now because he was really bored playing by himself. Bubbles thought of Stewie as her little brother because she didn't have a little brother of her own. And as his sister, she thought he was entitled to know everything about Bubbles as possible.
"Stewie, I have a little secret that I need to tell you. But will you promise not to tell anyone else unless I say so?" She asked him.
"Well, you know Pete,r he never listens at all, Lois is too busy with the house, Chris is a dumbass, meg's a loser, and Brian's an alcoholic. So, yeah I guess I'm open to things."
"Good." Bubbles struggled to get up. She still felt physical pain in her body, and it was hard to stand up. But, she did after struggles.
She closed her eyes and focused herself into levitating into the air, and finally flying. It was one of her unique superpowers to which no one, other than the Rowdyruff Boys, had. SHe concentrated on flying, and then after moments of sweat, tears, and focus, she finally lifted off the air and up to the ceiling. The pain filled her quickly, but she stayed in the air long enough so Stewie could get a good look. Then she returned to the ground, and dropped to her knees.
"What the hell? Are you-are you related to Harry Houdini?" HE asked in total amazement. Not even all the magicians he saw were as talented as he thought Bubbles was.
"No. See, that's the thing. I wasn't born like other kids. I have superpowers, just like my sisters."
"Hmm, interesting. Wait till the dog hears this!"
"No! You promised not to tell anyone about this!"
"Well why haven't you?"
"Yeah, like I"m really going to go 'Hi, Mrs. Grififn. I'm Bubbles and I can fly.'. I'm not an idiot!"
"No but I know who is..."
(Cue Cutaway)
Peter was standing near the microwave of his kitchen. He was trying to figure out how to use it. So, he opened the door, and stuck his hand in it. Then he pressed the button on it to turn it one, but ending up burning his hand to the point where it almost exploded.
"Ah! AHH! Oh god, this hurts!" He screamed in pain. "This isn't how a microwave works! Jesus, you lied to me!"
(End Cutaway)
"Look, I don't want you family to worry about me and my sisters." Bubbles said to Stewie, trying to convince him not to say anything. "So please, for me, just keep it a secret."
"Oh alright. If it'll get you off my back about it, I'll keep my mouth shut."
"Thanks, Stewie. And it's not forever. Just until we're ready to say something."
"Bitch, I promist you. I'm not going to tell anyone about this little secret of yours. Not even the dog..."
"She said what!?"
"She walked into the room, asked me to keep a secret for her. Then she stood up, and then floated up five feet into the air!"
Stewie ended up breaking his promise to Bubbles, and ended up telling Brian. But only because this secret was so devestating and life-changing, it was not worth it to keep bottled up in one place for a long period of time.
"Ok, so she walks in, tells you a secret, and then shows you, and then says to you that she and the other two strays we took in all have the same kinds of supernatural powers?"
"Yes, that's correct. But she asked me to keep it a secret for her, so if she finds out you know before she or the other two sluts tell you, or anyone for that matter, it'll be your head, dog!"
"Don't worry, Stewie. Your secret's safe with me. But I'm going to look into this. Definately, because something like this can't be taken for granted. If these girls are lying to us, then we might be taking in some drug addicts, and if they're telling the truth...well..."
"Well what?"
"Well we could probably use them for our advantage, if you know what I mean."
(Flash Forward)
Peter was in the kitchen, eating cereal from a bowl. He had no idea that Brian was about to pull a prank on him, with the help of Blossom.
"Hey Peter, what's that?" Brian said, pointing past Peter, and to the door of the kitchen. Peter looked towards that way, but did not see anything.
"What? What am I supposed to be looking at?"
Before he could look back at Brian, Blossom flew up to Peter, took his cereal bowl, and dumped it on Peter's head. She and Brian giggled at how stupid Peter looked, and then high0fived each other.
(Return to Present)
"Gee, Brian, I thought I had a crazy mind."
Meanwhile, back in the city of Townsville, the Professor was being put through rigerous tests, to make sure he was truly ready to become a policemen. He, along with Joe, were in a training room, with a dart board the size of a regular chalkboard twenty-five feet across from them, with a cop blindfolded and tied to it.
"Um, explain to me how this is going to help me be a better cop?" The Professor asked Joe.
"Oh, Dave. Every cop needs to know how to throw knives effectively." Joe explained to him. "You never know when someone's just going to get away from you, and you don't have anything but a knife with you."
"OK, but I still don't like it." The Professor aimed his knife at the blindfolded policemen. He was very nervous, and unsure if he would hurt anyone. He took the knife, aimed it at the policemen, and threw it as hard as he could. It traveled the 25 feet, and was shoved into the policement's left arm. He yelped in pain, and swore under his breath.
"Did I get him!? Did I get him!?" The Professor asked in excitement. He had never been more anxious in his life, not even when his girls were created.
"Yep, you got him alright. Oh boy, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen. Seth MacFarlene's not going to be happy about this. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET HIS TESTICLES, YOu BASTARD!"
"So?"
"Do you realize we'll be sued for about 5 mil!"
"5 mil what? YOu mean, windmills?"
"Go f-- yourself, man!"
Oh poor Joe! He's got his work cut out for him big time. Unfortuantely, so do the Griffins back in Quahog. They have to take care of the Powerpuff Girls.
And speaking of said girls, it was now nighttime and the girls were getting ready for bed in the spare room. Lois and Peter were also in there, to help the Girls in case they couldn't get into bed themselves. After all, they were far from healed as anyone could see. Stewie was also in the room, but only because Lois carried him in, and because Bubbles requested them.
"Now we're only a few doors down, but if you girls need anything, just holler." Lois explained to the tired and weary girls. As a mother, it was her job to take care of her kids, and although the girls weren't theirs, she couldn't just leave them outside. Peter could, but not Lois.
"Thanks guys, but really, it's not necessary." Blossom begged. "We can handle it."
"Honey, as far as I can tell, you're battered, bruised, and sick in the worst possible way. There's no way you can fend for yourself out there...not just yet."
"Yep. You need all the help you can get, you little son of a bitch." Peter said to them, the last five words he whispered to himself.
"Thanks. This really...means alot to us." Blossom and Buttercup both climbed into the bed. Bubbles stayed back for a moment to say goodnight to Stewie. She asked Lois to put him down so she could say goodnight.
"Goodnight, Stewie." She said sweetly to him. "Now remember our promise, OK?"
"Yes, you ho. I haven't forgotten, and I haven't told a soul." He put his hand sbehind his back, and crossed his fingers.
"OK. Goodnight." She said again sweetly to him, and then leaned him to kiss him on his forehead. "I'll be in here if you need me."
Stewie was about to say something to insult Bubbles again, but her kiss to him took him back, and caused him to blush a little bit. Bubbles giggled, then climbed into bed with her sisters.
Both Lois and Peter said their goodnights to the girls, and then went out of the room to let the girls rest. Lois went into their bedroom, while Peter headed towards the staircase.
"Peter, where are you going?" She asked him as soon as he hit the staircase.
"I'm going out."
"What for?"
"Because I have absolutely no idea how to take care of five year old girls."
"Why not? You had Meg."
"But Lois, Meg sucks for god's sake! I mean, she can't even get a science nerd to date her! I mean, come on! I need to go clear my head."
"Look, at least promise me you won't drink. Alcohol always leads to trouble."
"Come on, you're worrying about nothing."
"Oh really? Remember that time at the ice cream store?"
(Cue Cutaway)
Peter and the family were standing in an ice cream store, licking their ice cream cones.
"Ah Butter rum's my favorite!" Peter said, as he licked the ice cream. Then, he collapsed onto the table.
(End Cutaway)
"OK, that was one time."
"Oh I don't think so. Remember that-"
"OK, OK Lois. I get it. Don't worry. I won't drink." Peter walked down the staircase and to the front door. "Of course by the time I get home, she'll be so knocked up with a documentary about rats, I could literally hold a party and not wake her up."
End of Chapter 4.
Next time; The Powerpuff Girls and Family Guy collide again!