This is Matthews take on The bunny curse
As Mr Watson looked around a late 20th century car "anything peculiar" said Sherlock through a earpiece "nothing really" John replied "apart from apart from a golden bunny "John added ." Great the bunny thief .What will they think of next".John was also confused just as much as Sherlock but wasn't going to admit it. "Ask what the police think" Sherlock ordered John and John did as Sherlock asked. "So what do you think" said John to Sargent Sally Donovan."A normal everyday car crash obviously " she said then John asked the rest of the police officers and they came up with the same answer. "Well?" Sherlock asked "they don't think it's a murder" said John "what does that mean Sherlock .Sherlock. Sherlock!".Then Sherlock just said " I don't know".
In John and Sherlock's apartment John was staring at the laptop which lay on his knee's .He was bored and you could tell, Sherlock you didn't need to look at he was that bored."What are you writing" asked Sherlock ."Just brushing up on some detective skills" John said and continued "like your hair for instance its long black and curly"." So what's your point?" asked Sherlock "the police set up a network for themselves to catch criminals from witness statements .I thought it could even help the great Sherlock Holmes". Sherlock was disgusted with this insult to his intelligence but before he could get angry with there was a knock at the door .Sherlock went up to get it and it was Mrs Hudson with a letter. Sherlock quickly opened the letter, turned to John and said whilst looking at a small piece of paper in the letter said " do you want to go for a coffee ".
Sherlock and John grabbed there coats and went to speedy's.
Inside Speedy's Sherlock and John sat thinking about how no one believed them it wasn't just a ordinary car crash whilst John time the last sip of his tea Sherlock noticed something at the bottom of John's cup .John noticed a golden bunny .So Sherlock said "What's that writing" John Stared at bottom of the mug that read 'tu me deesset' "What does it mean" said John "probably made in China knowing this day and age".
Later that night John sat with the laptop on his knee's bored out of his skull "just go to sleep if your tired" said Sherlock equally as bored " In a minute he looked up on the Internet quite a boring translating website and typed in 'tu me deesset' and on the English side it said ... did you miss me...