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The Enemy's Lair

Inuyasha crossed his arms over his chest with a soft huff. His normally gruff mood had turned slowly to completely grumpy as the night had worn on. Not even heavy doses of violence, Mountain Dew, and potato chip covered brownies had been able to mollify him. Something funny was going on and he didn't like it.

Sneaking a glance at the girl curled up on the coach beside him he huffed again, feeling his aggravation building like a stone in his chest. Everything had just been completely off. Even Kagome was acting weird. Taking Sesshoumaru's side? Had she lost her mind? Someone must have put something in her brownie because that just wasn't natural.

And then there was the bastard's odd behavior, not that he ever bothered acting normal. But lately it had been completely bizarre. Why couldn't he have stayed the arrogant, antisocial recluse? Why did he have to come out and bug his Kagome?

A soft snarl escaped his throat at the memory of his brother's sneer of triumph when he had been ousted from the kitchen by his own best friend. His dog ears flattened against his skull when the woman beside him looked up, startled by the sound. "Inuyasha? Is something wrong?"

"Nah, it's nothing." Everything was wrong. He wasn't as much of an idiot as his brother thought. He noticed things, damn it. And he didn't like what he was seeing. It wasn't right, not at all. It was against the very laws of the universe and he wouldn't let it happen. "Are there any brownies left?"

"Oh I'm sorry, Yasha. I let Sesshoumaru take the last of them up to his room."

Inuyasha tilted his head back to glare up at the ceiling. Above him was the enemy, most likely plotting his downfall over a plate of his brownies. It wasn't right, and it wasn't fair.

~to be continued~


A/N: Finally betaed thanks to my lovely betas Eric and Luna

Prompt: Funny

Recived: 1/27/11

Source: IDDN