And yes it's true
that I KICK A! Soz, ive been watching JibJab. It's that time of
year again… I update. (Hehehe). And this is no ordinary chapter…
it's…
THE ULTIMATE CHAPTER! No, not the last, but something
special happens, and it's not a cameo appearance from Britney or
Justin (ew)… btw, there will be no muffins… don't
ask.
"Look up in the sky!" said a man. "Are they
birds?"
"Are they planes?" asked a woman.
"Actually,
that's a migration of birds" said a know-it-all scientific
person.
"Woot!" said the first man. "You owe me 10! I won
the bet fair and square!"
In the middle of this flock of birds
were Yugi and Ryou, being pecked to semi-consciousness.
"God
damnit!" yelled Yugi, "I HATE these birds!" He ripped off a
piece of hair and threw it at one of them.
Back on the ground, 5
minutes later, the scientist was busy studying what the random
multi-coloured spike in a dead bird's body was.
But enough about
the people on the ground. Ok, Yugi was getting really pissed off at
the birds, and the fact that that his foot hurt from Ryou. Ryou was
getting really pissed off that he was 50 ft up in the air hanging on
to Yugi's shoe. A FRIGGIN SHOE, for God's sake!
Ryou voiced
his theory. "You know, Yugi, this is really pissing me off."
"Well
you know what Ryou?" Yugi asked. "I DON"T GIVE A SHIT! I'm
the one with you hanging onto about my freaking shoe, being pecked by
an inordinate amount of birds, your complaining about YOUR so-called
problems, PLUS, all my blood is rushing to my head. Wait a minute!
Why is the blood rushing to my head?"
Ryou shrugged. "Beats
me, but it's happening to me too."
So the two of them sat
there wondering what the hell was going on. Yugi lay down, and Ryou
sat cross-legged with arms folded. Wait… "YUGI!" yelled Ryou.
"I just realized, why are my arms crossed?"
"Umm… coz
they… are?"
"No… think about. I'm not hanging on to your
shoe. Which means…"
"…that you are falling."
"Yes!"
exclaimed Ryou. "I'm falling instead of flying. Yet you are level
with me. Which means…"
"…that I'm not flying. We're
both falling." He paused. "Shit" he added. "That explains the
blood in my head, the increasing size of that meadow there, and the
vertigo I'm experiencing now."
"Yugi, please, hold it in. I
don't want to die with vomit on my head" Ryou commented.
So
the two counted down the seconds… 10… 9… 8
"Yugi?
"Yes
Ryou"
7… 6…
"I just want you to know before I die…
"OH
GOD RYOU, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!"
5… 4…
"NO,
GOOD GOD! Of course not! I just merely wanted to mention that I still
have some Shounen Jump magazines of yours."
3…
"Oh…
righto… it really doesn't matter now, does it"
2…
"No,
I guess not."
"But in the next life, you owe me."
1…
"Goodbye
Yugi."
…
"Goodbye Ryou"
…
…
…
boink!
"Boink?
Since when does impact from 50 feet up in the air go 'boink!'
?
"I dunno" said Ryou. "But it might have something
to do with that."
Yugi thought about that. "Something to do
with what, per se, or is it best I don't know?"
"Well,
if you like the colour blue then yeah, go ahead and look."
Blue?
Yugi thought. What has blue got to… oh. Right. What the HELL is
that?
What Yugi and Ryou were looking at was worthy of what both
Ryou had said and Yugi had thought. It was blue, and they didn't
know what the hell it was.
"So… what does it do…?
"I
dunno" said Ryou again.
What it was: a sphere. Or so it
appeared. It was blue, but semi-transparent blue. Yugi and Ryou were
both sitting on top of it. Yugi jumped off it and prodded it. It
moved inwards where his finger was, but resumed its normal shape when
he removed his finger. "It's like a sack of gel!" he
exclaimed.
Ryou jumped off it too, and said casually, "Well, we
are alive, and that's good enough for me. Let's just get the HELL
out of here."
Yugi nodded, but was suspicious of Ryou's
casualty towards the fact that they had just landed on a mysterious
and amorphous blue blob that appeared from no-where. He turned away
and walked in a random direction which he hoped was home.
Ryou
waited for a moment before following Yugi, but quickly concentrated
his thoughts onto 'What should I do with this blob?' He decided
to keep it, so picked it up and quickly ran after his friend.
What
Yugi and Ryou were about to find out came as a shock to both of them,
especially Ryou. "Hey Yugi, catch!" he said, and threw the ball
at Yugi, who spun around to catch whatever Ryou had thrown. He turned
around to see Ryou holding the blob in his hand.
"Ya know Ryou,
if you want me to catch it you have to throw it first" said Yugi
blandly. Ryou was struggling with something. "I can't get it off
me!" he exclaimed. "This damn thing won't come off!"
As if
by magic, which is close enough, the blob slowly shrunk. Smaller and
smaller it got, until it was roughly the size of a ping-pong ball,
then it sunk into Ryou's hand, and winked out of existence.
"Buh" was Yugi's
first comment. "Guh" was his second. Ryou's was "Shit, Yugi,
what the hell was that?" Of course this was answered by numerous
words ending with '-uh'.
Ryou asked curiously, "Where did my
little blob go?" Yugi answered, "Juh," followed by, "Dunno
mate, but can I please get back to uh-ing? Kuh... Luh… Muh…"
Ryou
had a thought. "Blob" he said, thinking of the blob. "No, not a
blob… a… forcefield?" He tried again. "Forcefield" he said,
thinking of the bl-forcefield.
Suddenly, the blo-shit, forcefield,
appeared in his hand the size of a ping-pong ball. "Ruh!" shouted
Yugi, as the blob (ah screw it) grew to the size of his hand. "Suh!"
he shouted, as it grew to the size of his head. "What the fuh?"
"I
don't know Yugi, but I think I do… not. You know how you said I
didn't have powers? I'm not so sure anymore."
OMFG! Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuuun! So Ryou does have other powers apart from being British (which he isn't (I don't think))! R+R plz, flames accepted. But be kind. Just think of the muffins you'll coughwon'tcough get!