The first thing Kagome did when she got inside was call Shizuru Kuwabara. Much like Yukina, Shizuru had become a very close friend in such a short amount of time, the older womens' attitude a stark difference to the naïve ice demon. As much as she enjoyed Yukinas company, she could talk to Shizuru about more…mature things.

"So…You're trying to tell me that after Yusuke was a douche and dumped you, you're suddenly being hounded by not one, but two horny demons?"

Kagome whimpered, she had hoped Shizuru would pity her, she needed pity, her life was hard. She pouted childishly as she swung her legs over the side of her bed.

"Yeah…It really isn't as fun as it sounds. I mean, yeah, Kurama is gorgeous, but he's so freakin' arrogant! If I took him up on his offer I'd just be another notch on his bedpost"

She sulked, kicking one of her stuffed teddies across the room. She heard Shizuru burst out into laughter.

"Oh! And don't get me started on Hiei, yeah, he's sexy as hell, but really? It's HIEI for crap sake! He'll probably regret it afterwards, kill me and eat my heart!"

Kagome blared, ok, so maybe she was over-reacting with the whole heart eating stuff, but still, it was HIEI!

"Oh god Kags, you don't know how good you got it, do you have any idea how long it's been since I've been laid? Damn girl, you gotta get that ass in gear and fuck them both, that'd piss Urameshi off for sure"

She said with a dark chuckle. Oh Shizuru, your evil side was so much fun. Kagome shook her head and brought her knees to her chest.

"Hmm, you know I'm not like that…I…I dunno, I want to piss Yusuke off, you know, show him I'm doing awesome without him….I'm just too nice"

She said with a sigh, dropping her head. There was a moment of silence before she heard;

"Oi! Kazuma! Get your ass down to the shop and get me some booze! Kagomes comin' round to get wasted!"

Kagome shot her head up.

"H-Hold on a second Shizuru, there's no ne-"

"But sis! Urameshis' comin' round!"

Kagome paused, and she felt her mood darken.

"Shizuru"

"Huh? Yeah, wassup Kags?"

"I'll be there in ten minutes, make sure Yusuke isn't anywhere near your house, got it?"

Shizuru giggled manically.

"God Kagome, I love it when you get mad"

The phone went dead and Kagome leapt from her bed. Oh yes, she definitely needed to get wasted, and Shizuru was a worthy drinking opponent. She grabbed a pair of jeans and a dark blue turtle neck, pulled her hair into a messy ponytail and ran out the door (not forgetting her snazzy new boots).

"I'm staying round a friend's mom, see you tomorrow!"

Before Mrs Higurashi could get a word in, the door was slammed and Kagome was already halfway down the stairs, fuelled with the need for booze.

Shizuru put down the phone with a grin that could rival the Cheshire cats. She stubbed out her cigarette in the ashtray and went to her baby brothers' room.

"Listen up Kazuma, I'm the oldest, I pay the rent, so you do as I say, got it?"

Kuwabara looked up to Shizuru with the best puppy dog eyes he could muster. Shizuru looked like she was going to vomit.

"Puh-lease, I invented that look, you just look constipated."

Kuwabara pouted but he couldn't go against his big sis…Her punches hurt. He picked up his bag and dragged his feet out the door, just as Yusuke rang the bell. Kuwabara perked up.

"Oh hey Urameshi! Listen, uh, we can't hang here, Higurashi's comin' round and sis wants us outta the house"

Kuwabara didn't notice Yusukes shoulders, he hadn't told him that they'd broken up, he didn't need the constant whining and accusations. Ever since Kuwabara had met Kagome, he'd been absolutely smitten with her, constantly asking after her, wanting to know how she was. He's threatened to beat the crap out of Yusuke if he hurt Kagome, and whoops, look at just what happened. Yusuke rubbed the back of his neck.

"Heh, yeah, you know chicks, they like havin' their alone time, let's head to the arcade"

Kuwabara nodded enthusiastically.

"BOOZE!"

Kuwabara yelped.

"J-Just goin' sis!"

Kuwabara grabbed Yusukes arm and dragged him down the stairs and out the street just in time to see Kagome coming up the other way. She spotted them, bristled and flipped Yusuke the bird. Yusuke blanched and waved at her, trying to keep up the façade.

"Uh, Yusuke, did Higurashi just…"

"HAH! Nah, that's just how we roll, c'mon go get the booze so we can hit the arcades"

Kagome stomped up the metal stairway to Shizurus flat, the nerve of that guy! Waving at her as if there was nothing wrong, god he was such a, such a…there wasn't even a word to describe that jerk!

Shizuru popped her head out of her door and waved Kagome in.

"Jeez Kags, you look like you just saw…oh, was Yusuke there? Yeah, sorry about that, Kazuma took his sweet time getting his ass out"

Kagome let out a light laugh and entered the home, making herself comfortable on the sofa in the lounge. Shizuru brought out two glasses and a bottle of vodka.

"We can finish this until Kazuma gets back"

Kagome made a none committed noise, gazing off to the side. Shizuru poured out a generous amount of alcohol and shoved the glass into Kagomes hand.

"Drink, you need it"

"So so true"

Shizuru laughed and lit up a cigarette, she rose her glass.

"Here's to guys being retards!"

Kagome giggled and rose her glass.

"Here here!"

She took a swig and winced, it had been a while since she had had a drink, but the vodka had a nice burn to it in the back of her throat. She sighed happily and relaxed into the pillows behind her. Shizuru was already halfway down her glass, her beginning to turn red. The silence was comfortable as they sipped at their drinks, but it was cut short when Kuwabara came running back in, practically threw the bag of alcohol at them.

"Hi Kagome! Bye Kagome!"

And he was gone. Shizuru tore out the bag, grinning in glee.

"Now THIS is what I'm talking about!"

She pulled out bottles of Sambuca, tequila, Bacardi and something that looked like toilet bleach. She shrugged and downed the rest of her drink, hiccupped, then held her glass out for another. That process repeated itself several times before neither of them could form coherent sentences.

"So then I sez, I sez *hiccup* whut did I sex?"

"PFFFT, y-you sed seeexx, not sez. Speakin' of sex…who ya gunna fuck?"

Kagome chocked on her toilet bleach drink, half of it spilling on her top.

"SHIZURUU~! You can't say thaaat!"

She laughed, wobbling in her seat. Shizuru pouted and chugged her drink.

"But yanno, they seri…seriu…eugh,, seruzly want you, like…totally wanna bang you, you fucken' deserve it!"

Kagome shot up and slammed her glass down onto the table.

"Yer right! I…I deserve this shit! Yah know whut! I'm gonna fuck AAALLLLL of Yuuuzkes fr-friends, show hi, whos boss!"

Shizuru burst out into uncontrollable laughter and downed the rest of her drink, Kagome followed soon after and then the rest…was a bit of a blur.

The next morning, Kagome woke up feeling like death, her head hurt, her back hurt and her arm hurt.

"Uuuhhhrrghhh"

Was the noise that she managed to gargle. She slowly sat up, trying to avoid any sudden movements in case it made her spew. She rubbed her forehead and groaned, only now did she realize that she was missing her top, she had a sock on her hand and Shizuru was passed out curled in the corner with a bottle of booze in one hand and a really scary china doll in the other.

"Ugh, what happened last night?"

She rasped, her mouth as dry as the Sahara. Shizuru jolted awake with a snort, dropping the bottle and throwing the ugly toy to the other side of the room.

"What the? Where am I?!"

She tried to stand then fell on her face, moaning in pain and holding her head.

"Why does everthing huuuurt?"

She sat up, to find something stuck to her forehead.

"What's this?"

She pulled it off and Kagome managed to crawl to the older womans' side. They both stared at the piece of paper with dual confused expressions. It read:

I, Higurashi Kagome, now declares that I will have sexual intercourse with every eligible male that Yusuke Urameshi calls "friend" If I am to break this promise, I will allow Kuwabara Shizuru to shave off my hair and draw whatever she wants on my bald scalp.

Signed,

KHigurashi and SKuwabara

Well, it would have said that, if it weren't covered in ink marks, spelled as if a child had written it and had the toilet bleach drink spilt over it, but you get the jist.

Kagome laughed.

"What the hell is this? That's hilarious, as if I'd do…something like…Uh, Shizuru…why are you looking at me like that?"

Shizuru was grinning like a mad man, she took the piece of paper from Kagome and held it up with a smug look in her eye.

"Well well well, look what we have here, now you don't have an excuse not to go have fun"

Kagome paled.

"Uh…what? You're kidding right?"

Shizuru tsked and waggled a finger at the Miko.

"Oh Kagome, you gotta read the fine print, 'If I am to break this promise, I will allow Kuwabara Shizuru to shave off my hair, blah blah blah. So~ Go get em tiger"

Kagome gaped at Shizuru. She was serious, scarily so…Kagome liked her hair, she didn't want it shaved, what if she had a weird shaped skull or something? She swallowed and nibbled her lip.

"I…I guess I gotta do it then…"

She mumbled, poking her fingers together. Shizuru clapped her over the shoulder with a cheer when she noticed something else, on the other side of the paper was a list.

"Ohhohoh, this is good, this is sooo good"

She giggled. Kagome snatched the piece of paper, her eyes widening with each name.

"Oh…no…no no no…ew, oh god!"

The names went;

Hojo (old bf)

Chu (weird Australian guy)

Touya (ice dude)

Jin (cute Irish demon)

Kurama

Hiei

Youko

Kuwabara (ew no, gross)

Kagome felt like fainting, mostly from the alcohol, but just as much from the names listed. Thankfully, Kuwabaras name was scribbled out, she didn't think Shizuru would appreciate her popping her baby bros cherry. Kagome scrunched up her nose, a vague flash back from last night hitting her. Something about her joking about fucking Kuwabara and then….Ohh so THAT'S why her arm hurt. Kagome sent a small glare to Shizuru, who stared on with a goofy grin unknowingly. She sighed, the motion hurting her head like hell, she barely knew most of those guys, sure, they had come to Genkais temple to train, and yeah sure, they had hit on her a bit, but it was all in good fun, she couldn't fathom actually sleeping with any of the-

Her thoughts were cut short by the noise of an electric shaver buzzing next to her ear. She yelped and scrambled back. Shizuru towered over her with a menacing glare.

"Get to it"

Oh god…What have I gotten myself into?