Chapter 4: Swearing is in the air
Kimberly: That was awesome guys you did great! Brick: Thanks to you the whole world knows my most embarrassing secret! Blossom: You made me feel like an idiot on live television! Buttercup: IS IT 17 MINUTES ALREADY PLEASE SAY YES! Butch: it's been only like 10 minutes. Buttercup: grrr! Bubbles: I never felt so humiliated in my life. Boomer: Tell me about it. Kimberly: Next show in 20 minutes. Buttercup you can get out of there now. Buttercup: Yes! Butch: Nooooooooooooooooo! Kimberly: 10 minutes! Everyone got dressed and into position. Kimberly: nice to see you again fans now it's time to play TRUTH OR DARE! Kimberly hands the microphone to Jenny. Jenny: I have the nastiest and most evil dares in the world you guys must do one at least. Jenny: this dare goes to Blossom and Brick. Blossom:*gulp* Jenny: Blossom this one is for you. Blossom: okay! Jenny: How many guys you dated? Brick: Yeah, how many guys you dated? Blossom: 5. Jenny: Could you name them all? Blossom: Mitch, Dexter, Fred, Bush, and Kevin. Buttercup: I knew you dated Kevin! Jenny: What about Brick? Blossom: I'm still dating him doo- doo. Jenny: moving on… Brick how many girls you dated? Brick: uh…. Blossom: we are waiting? Brick: 12. Jenny: Dang boy. How old you said you were? Brick: could I sit please? Jenny: Sure! Next dares go to Buttercup and Butch. Buttercup: let make this clear. I don't want to be in a small space or anything with Butch. Got that? Because I know where you live. I'll kick your –. Jenny: Please enjoy this commercial of inertia it taste good. * Winks at the camera* Kimberly: I specifically said NO CURSING. Security put soap in her mouth! They grabbed her. Buttercup: You better let me go before I kick you're *beep* *beep*. Unhand me before I *beep* you up! I don't deserve this. I don't deserve this *beep* *beep*. Kimberly: What's gotten into her? Everyone just shrugged their shoulders. Kimberly: we are back we had to take a commercial cause someone had a TRASHY MOUTH in our studio. Jason: Butch I dare you to lick this sock. Jenny: That is Mojo's nastiest sock. It has worms, mold, holes, toe fungus, smells like someone died and wasn't buried, and has athletes foot. Butch: *clears throat* I rather die than lick that sock. Jason: okay. The tank of fish appeared. Butch: hand me my swim trunks boys. He actually dived in the water. Butch: Woo! It' actually nice. Buttercup: You'll never take me alive. She jumped in the water also. The security guards backed away scared. A shark approached Buttercup. Butch punched the shark. Butch: Hands off my future fiancé! Buttercup: Who told you I was going to marry you? Butch: You know I'm irresistible to you. Buttercup: Know you're not. You're like a rash to me can't get rid of it. Mojo jojo: Alright who took my sock? Everyone pointed at Jason. Mojo jojo: won't you kids find something better to do with your lives? Blossom: We haven't had any special guest yet. Kimberly: The Powerpunk girls! Powerpuff and Rowdyruff: What? Berserk: Look girls our old boyfriends are here! Brat and Brute: Hi boys. Butch: Didn't I ditch you like a year ago on my birthday! Brute: I may be cruel and evil, but I never forgot our first kiss. Buttercup: What the heck are you guys talking about? Brute: What your dating those lame powerpuff girls? Buttercup: I'll show you who is lame. Brute: Bring it on slut! Kimberly: Sit the * beep * down you two! Buttercup: Hey, you said we couldn't cuss. Kimberly: The show is not rolling. Buttercup: touché! Brute: let me beat her *beep* silly! Kimberly: Security we need 2 bars of soap! Buttercup: Not again! I didn't even cuss. Bubbles spilled juice on Blossom's dress by accident. Blossom: Son of a *beep* Kimberly: what's gotten into you kids?