Chapter 4 Pig Goat Banana Cricket: Close Encounters With the Cocoa Kind
It opens up to a tree house in it a pig , a goat , a banana and a cricket all named after their kind was at. All were decorating their tree house because they were having a chocolate themed party ; all except Banana who was too busy playing video games to help. Goat " Hey Banana quit being lazy and help us for the party tonight." Banana groins and went to help Pig with the streamers .
Banana as he is putting up streamers " So why are we making a huge fuss on chocolate?" Cricket " It's quit simple Banana to get the whole town to like us since who doesn't like chocolate ? " Pig " And we even have chocolate covered pickles my favorite."
Banana rolled his eyes " Yeah they would be your favorite Pig." Cricket " Well all's left to do is to put up the sign on the roof."
The gang was trying to set up a sign that says :Welcome to the party coco lovers. The four of them was struggling to keep it up. Cricket " Oh my back ." he said in pain .
Just then the sign fell causing them to fling off the roof. Banana " This was a dumb idea!" They for some reason stop in mid-air. Cricket " Why are we floating like this." Goat " Looks up I have a good idea." She pointed to a flying saucer and the gang was in it's tractor beam it sucked them up real fast.
Banana wakes up and sees he and his friends are hanging from a chain " Hey wake up he said to his friends still sleeping." Pig groggy " Oh is this the party?" Banana " No Pig we have been abducted by aliens who knows what they're do with us." Cricket and Goat awoke . Cricket was amazed " What nice science do hickeys ."
Goat " Wow maybe I should writ a song about this place ( More worried) if we can ever go back home." Banana looked around and started to get impatient " So where is the aliens this is an alien spaceship wheres the darn aliens?" a Voice spoke from the distance " Right here." The Gang saw an alien it was round with a red top and a blue bottom it had three eyes floating around the dome , also they was an antenna and two robotic arms and the alien was floating in mid-air.
Pig " Um do you have a bathroom in here?" Alien " No you hold it and like it." Pig " You fiend!" Cricket " Um what do you want from us Mister Alien Sir ?" The Alien " Simple." It takes off the top dome to release red steam , when it clears it's related to be three aliens. They had a hard time to get out as there were squeezed tight. They eventually popped out .
The aliens were all green with a tall single eyestalk and mitten hands and four tentacles down below, however to differeate them there's a some patterns on there tummies one has zig-zags the other has spots and the last one has stripes. Zig-Zagged alien " we need a bigger suit." Spotted Alien " Would you stop complaining they don't get any bigger you are too fat." Strip Alien " Why don't you both shut it we have guests." The three aliens come close to the four . Goat " Who are you?" Stripe Alien " I'm M400 these are my younger brothers the middle child M300 (Spots) and our youngest brother M200 ( Zig Zags)." M200 " And we want CHOCOLATE!" M300 " Indoor voice please."
Banana " They want chocolate ." He said genuinely confused .Pig " What a conquincidence cause the four of us are going to humph..." Goat covered his mouth believing that this aliens were no good. M400 " Going to what? Talk Earth Pig!" Goat shook her head no to Pig, Banana " No we'll never talk you can't make us!" M400 " We'll see about that." He snaps his finger causing M200 and M300 to start pounding on Banana " Ow Ooo Eee ." Cricket " Stop he'll become a bruised Banana." M400 " Oh I'll stop when the fruit talks."
After two hours Banana was all bruised and mushed ; Goat " Oh what are we gonna do we need to get out of here?" Cricket " Don't worry Goat during those last two hours I invented a little gadget to help all four of us escape."
M300 said to his younger brother " You know pounding this fruit isn't getting us no where." M200 " Well what can we do ? He won't talk at all." Pig laughed " Oh you aliens won't get Banana or any of us to tell you about the chocolate party we'll having..." Goat and Cricket glare at him. Pig " Oops." M400 " A Party you say.?" Turns toward his brothers." Stop we have what we need."
A giant hand comes and scoops up the four to toss them but before it does Cricket asks " Why do you aliens want chocolate anyway ?" M400 " For professional reasons none of your business but more personal reasons ( Looks down in sadness) So our father can finally not think were screw ups." The hand tosses the four out of the flying saucer and back on earth.
They land on the ground and made a loud THUD,
Pig was super dizzy from the impact " I like it when we go falling down ." Banana " Well what are we gonna do?" Goat " Stop those aliens from stealing chocolate to take over the world." She said with great determination . Banana " Um do we have to do any hard work." Goat gave a blank stare " Banana the fact that we are going to stop those aliens would require work." Banana " Pass ." sits down and starts playing a video game. Cricket grabbed Banana's hand held device " Hey don't be disrespectful towards Goat she's right we must save the world and our chocolate party from those aliens ." Pig " Yeah they can't ruin our big party." Banana " Fine but only so that the party can make me famous and adored by a lot." Cricket rolls his eyes " Fine just try to warn the others about the chocolate craving aliens." They run off to warn others .
PIG!
Pig was in Angry Old Raisin's yard who was taking a nap . Pig came up to me and Shouted" WAKE UP ANGRY OLD RAISIN !" This caused Angry old Raisin to wake up in a bad mood " Pig what's the big ideal?"
Pig " I'm here to warn you about the chocolate stealing aliens." Angry Old Raisin didn't believe Pig. Angry Old Raisin " Pig Aliens don't exist now leave me alone." Pig didn't want to leave " No Angry old Raisin those aliens might dip you in chocolate and eat you. So now I'm going to save you my fourth best friend in the whole world." Pig put Angry Old Raisin in a bag with a friend symbol . Pig " You'll be safe now let's go back to my place." Pig brought Angry Old Raisin back and took him out the bag.
Angry Old Raisin " Why'd you kidnap me Pig?"
Pig " Duh to save you and warn you about the aliens." Pig put Angry old Raisin in a tinfoil bed. " This should protect you now we must save our chocolate for the party." Angry Old Raisin " No aliens aren't real and if there were they wouldn't want to steal your chocolate !" Pig " That's what the want you to think." Angry Old Raisin groins . Pig " No don't go anywhere I'm going to get more plans." Pig left. The aliens spotted the raisin and grinned evilly.
Angry Old Raisin " I gotta get out of here." He ran to the door only to be stopped by the aliens M200, M3000 and M400.
M400 " Grab me ." He told he's brothers which they did. M300 and M200 put Angry Old Raisin in an alien-type cage. M400 " Good now go get more ."
Pig came back in "Hey where did you go Angry old raisin ?" He was knocked out by a gas bomb.
BANANA!
Banana was in his ranger uniform talking to his rhino boss. " Oh Ranger Rhino I need to warned you about the aliens and so that you can make me famous." Ranger Rhino wa sin no mood for Banana's games. Ranger Rhino " Banana if you think that pains will give you an excuse to be lazy with your job your DEAD WRONG !" Banana stammered " But But But."
Ranger Rhino " No buts now get your scots on the double!" Banana " Fine hey scouts come here!" He yelled
His scouts Kyle ,Elephant, Barton, Tom and Sneezy all came through greatly annoyed. Barton " What is it?" Banana " I'm here to warn you about chocolate obsessed aliens and how we must stop there chocolate stealing plan." Everyone laughed and Ranger Rhino as had he enough.
Ranger Rhino " BANANA THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW YOU"RE FIRED!" Banana " You can't fire me." Ranger Rhino " I can and did." Banana " Find but when those aliens beat you up to make you talk don't say I didn't warn you." Banana took of his ranger uniform and left.
Ranger Rhino " You know what I feel inner peace ." He said in a very peaceful tone; A knock was heard Ranger Rhino went to answer it and he got sacked.M400 sacked him and saw the scouts who gulped and ran, M400 " Get'em ." He said to his brothers as they ran off to catch the scouts .Banana was furious " How those ungratefuls their be sorry ."
Banana " Well better not wake him up." Banana left; Just then Psychopath Giraffe winked at the reader and gave a chuckle. Banana then heard screams of tenor he looked back and saw the aliens capturing Ranger Rhino and the scots; the aliens laugh evilly before taking off. " I must save them. Did I just grew a conscience ? Heh whatever." Banana shrugged as he ran after the aliens, to catch up.
CRICKET!
Cricket was going in a building , with lots of scientists . Cricket " Hopefully these scientist should help us with the aliens." Cricket went in and saw Dr. Eggpalntface talking to other scientist Cricket went up to them.
Cricket " Hello Fellow scientist I have a favor to ask you." A scientist that's a ruler asked " What favor ?"
Cricket " A favor to help me a build a device to stop aliens from stealing a chocolate so my friends and I can have the chocolate party." Everyone laughed Cricket was annoyed. Cricket " No I'm serious aliens are trying to steal our chocolate ." Dr. Eggplant " Yeah right Cricket you have officially become a nutcase." Cricket " No it's true a while back my friends and I were abducted by these aliens and they want our chocolate for some reason." This only caused the scientists to laugh even harder.
Cricket " Guys I'm serious in face the aliens could be in disguise right now." Cricket started pulling on some of the scientists faces but just ripped off their skin.
Cricket was chased out of the building . Cricket " I was just trying to warn you about a threat." Lightbulb scientist " The only real threat is a wannabe scientist like you."
Cricket " Find be jerks." He left .
The scientist all laugh when M400 and his brothers all put them in bags. M400 " We got everything we need now it's tim e for a trade."
M300 " Oh goodie I love a good trade." M200 " Me too." M400 slapped his brothers across the face. M400 " Dummies. Now for the giant part to this plan of mine."
Cricket angrily marched back to the three house but when he got their he saw Pig and Banana being forced to make a trade with the aliens. Cricket " I need to call Goat."
GOAT!
Goat was walking in the city trying to finger out a way to warn the whole town.
Goat " I know I'll ask the president of the planet if I can give an announcement about the aliens." Goat ran to the city hall to talk to the president. Goat did as such but the president just laughed at her " Oh that's a good one aliens wanting chocolate." Goat " no I'm serious Mr. President there are aliens and they do want to steal our chocolate the same chocolate my friends were going to use for a party ."
Just then Goat got a phone call she answered it it was Cricket "Um Goat could you come home now it's an emergency?"Goat " What's the emergency ?" Cricket " Just come and see it."
Goat did that with the president as a form of back up. Goat then ran into Thomas Jefferson. Goat gasps " Thomas Jefferson outta the way my friends are in trouble." Them sJefferson took a fighting stabler " You'll have to fight me first Goat." Goat " So be it." Goat and Thomas fought Goat got a few good hits and Thomas walked Goat with his nun chucks . Eventually Goat won by head butting Thomas back into a nickel. Goat " Come on." she told the president to follow her.
When the two got to the tree house they saw Pig, Banana and Cricket with the aliens trying to make a deal with them.
Cricket " Hey goat this aliens are holding hostage of everyone we know that raisin guy, Banana's scots and they'll only give them back if we surrender the chocolate ."
M400 " It's simple give us your chalet and we will let these people go ." M200 " We keep our word." M300 " No joke." Banana " Wait why should we care there didn't believe us." Cricket " Because it's the right thing to do." Pig " Cricket's right besides Angry Old raisin is my fourth best friend and no aliens is going to steal him from me."
Goat turns her head to the president " You believe me now?" President of the world " Yep do now."
M400 " So are we clear we get cholera and you guys get your buddies back it's as simple as that." M300 " Yeah you can't go any simpler than that." Banana " I don't know can we get some cash to go with it." Cricket bops him on the head for saying that."
Pig " Maybe some pickles too." Goat facepalms ; Cricket " Wait that's it." turns to Goat ; Cricket " Goat go down to my lab and hand me my pickle ray gun." Goat " Why ?" Cricket " You'll see." Goat did as such the aliens were a little suspicious . M200 " Where is she going? " Cricket " Oh just getting my test tubes now we'll more than happy to give you our chocolate."
M400 " Good a little cooperation ." Cricket " But you won't get it tell tonight when the chocolate come for our big party so you'll have to wait." M400 " Oh very well but no funny business ." Cricket " Oh there won't be." He winks at Banana and Pig. Later at night the chocolate came in a truck. Pig walked up to the door to sign the form of paper than a giant bag of chocolate was tossed to him.
Pig brought out a bag of chocolate " Here's your chocolate you stupid aliens." M400 " Well your a stupid Pig." Banana " Hey nobody calls Pig stupid but me." he said defending his friend .
The aliens released Angry Old raisin , Ranger Rhino , the scouts and the scientist. Pig in returned gave M400 the sack of chocolate .
M400 " Pleasure doing business with you." Just then Goat came in with the pickle gun and tossed it to Cricket. Cricket " Take this ." he said as he zapped the chocolate turning it into pickles causing Pig to get hungry " Oh pickles yum." He ate the chocolate turned pickles in one gulp.
Everyone cheers in celebrating Ranger Rhino " Banana you're re-hired ." Banana " Sweet . So can I get a hottub?" Ranger Rhino sternly " Don't push your luck."
The aliens were in utter disbelief M400 shouted " YOU SCUM BAGS!" Banana " Oh you gonna cry ? " He said mockingly M300 almost zapped him with his ray gun."
M400 " For most of or lives our father thought we were major screw ups and this mission would win back his respect but now you and everyone else on this path planet will pay a dear price."
Pig " You mean like money." M400 " No as in death." M400 and his brothers got in their robot suit which flies in the above flying saucer and flies away.
Goat " You think we should be worried?" Banana " Nah lets party."
With that the four and their friends all party hardy in the three house. Everyone was having blast the scientist were showing science stuff to the scouts and Ranger Rhino was talking to Angry Old Raisin about how they can't deal with Banana and Pig.
The four were having nice time also and hi-fived each other saying; all four " Pig , Goat, Banana and Cricket stoping aliens from ruining our party hi five."