What the fuck? I always hear people talking about me. I'm the most popular guy in school! Now everyone's suddenly raving about some new girl who's coming in a day or two. Well, I guess just play-doh in the palm of my hand, another trophy for display. That's right. I've been with every girl here. Well except for Alice Cullen, Rosalie Hale, Danielle Snowden, and Alyssa Grace. The bitch clique. They are the ones who like to play hard to get, but I will get each and every one of them…except for maybe Alyssa… she's not exactly into guys.
I was walking in the hallway when I heard Rosalie and Danielle's followers talking. "Yeah, I totally know she gonna be like, our BFF!" Alice squealed. "And how exactly do you know this?" Rosalie asked. "Well, I get these feelings, and honestly they're never wrong! Like remember the time I had a feeling that something bad was gonna happen at lunch and it did! Edward trough a chili dog at our table and started a food fight!" I remember that. That was so much fun. Jasper my best friend dared me to start a food fight! So…I did, starting with the bitch clique. "Look, I swear if you're wrong Alice I swear this you will be picking your teeth up off of the ground! I don't like new people, I barley like you guys. So I swear if she turns out to be a problem you'll be sitting with Mike Newton during lunch!" Said the biggest bitch of them all, Danielle Snowden.
But just then the realization hit me. Wait, they're actually gonna let the new girl join? They don't even know her! Damn, Alice. She is annoyingly over hyper. The only reason I even associate myself with her is because she is Jaspers sister. I pick the worst best friends. My friends are the a-listers. Even if we don't like each other we still sit together because that's the way it works. I sit with my best friends Emmet, Jasper, Aiman, and James. But of course I also have to sit with the other a-listers, Rosalie, Alice, Danielle, Alyssa, Jacob, Quil, Embry, Paul, Lauren, and Jessica.
Then there is the B-listers, Tyler, Laurent, Angela, Diamond, Carina, Dorian, Marcus, and Josh. They're all wanna be's. Tyler is a fake me out pimp, Angela is to damn nice, Laurent is….creepy, Diamond is ghetto, Carina is mean, but not mean enough to be top bitch, Dorian…I'm surprised he's even B list he's disgusting….dirty ass neck, Marcus has a big old head and plays those weird Japanese games all the time, and josh smelly really bad, take a damn shower! Ugh! And then there are the c-listers. Mike, Erick, Tyron, Cherrah, and assumuo. Then there is everyone below.
"Hey" I heard Emmet say. "Hey, what's up?" I replied "Nutin much, chillin like a villain. So… I hear the new girl is gonna be HOT…you got a plan?" he asked with a fake smile. How do I know it's fake? Because it gets on all the guys nerves that I get every girl first. What can I say? I'm irresistible. "I plan to be her up close and personal tour guide if you know what I mean." I say with a smirk. "Dude, you are sick and twisted! But I can't say I wouldn't do the same thing!" He said laughing. Well I guess I'll just have to be super hot tomorrow for the new girl. I'll have her eating out of the palm of my hand in no time.
Another trophy for display. Easy.