Author's Note: WOOHOO. Weirdness will again ensue this Authors note. This isn't really a crossover this time. Title says all. Naraku's Diary, Entries 1, 2, and 3. There will probably be more in later stories ;D. And much love to all my reviewers! In case you haven't noticed, I read every review I get ;)! So yours won't go unnoticed!
Entry 1:
Dear Diary,
My name is Naraku. I am a crazy, bi-polar(hey, they say the first step to recovery is admitting your problem right?), half-demon who wears a baboon suit. Note to self, get that thing dry-cleaned. It's beggining to smell. Kukuku...
Today, that terrible villain Inuyasha destroyed another one of my puppets, along with that wench Kagome. I can't beleive how destructive they are. They have absolutely no respect for my property kukuku... It's getting tedious. It's always the same thing.
I get accused of being evil, Inuyasha tries and fails to break through my barrier, I van-cackle, and by some miracle they manage to injure me and I must run away. Kukuku...
Then there's that creepy dead lady who follows me around and declares she loves me. How gross...Ew Kukuku...I hate her. But for some reason even if I kill her she just comes back... It's strange. Kukuku... Kikyo was her name, I think.
Wow, I must sound like a little girl gossiping about people. *Squee* I think I'll glomp Kagura later. She needs a little love. I think she hates me. Maybe I can make her love me kukuku...
Then there's Kanna. She's totally grounded from her phone. She's so annoying. She's gone way over her minutes this month. And to call Kohaku. I mean, he lives in the same building kukuku... Why would you use minutes by talking to someone who lives in the sam building kukuku...
Well that's all for now, Naraku.
Entry 2:
Dear Diary,
I ended up getting injured by Inuyasha again. I had almost completely absorbed his half brother Sesshomaru, but he stopped me. Oh god, how I despise Sesshomaru kukuku. He talks in third person, and calls himself the Mighty Sesshomaru. It's disgusting.
I glomped Kagura. I got the sense I wasn't her type from the black eye and bloody nose. Love hurts. I've learned that from her. I was trying to trash talk about Sesshomaru with her, and she got pretty mad. I don't know why though. Perhaps she likes him, and that's why she doesn't like me. If that's the case, he's next on my list to kill. It makes me hate him even more kukuku...
Kanna's mad that I grounded her from her phone. I think she somehow has another one though, because I hear her talking all the time still. Either she has another phone, or she's talking to herself and making up conversations. If it's the latter, I'm worried about her sanity.
I suppose that most of the readers beleive I'm the villain here. Ever thought about how I feel even once? Probably not. What if I'm the victim here? All I want is the Shikon Jewel, and those meanies are trying to steal it from me! I want it so that I can prevent Inuyasha from becoming a full demo(lies) kukuku... Fine, don't beleive me kukuku...
I didn't get my baboon costume dry-cleaned, so it still smells like ass. Big smelly ass. Oh well. I suppose it serves me right, seeing as I make people breath in my miasma all day, I suppose it's a taste of my own medicine. Kukuku...
Well, that's all for now, Naraku.
Entry 3:
Dear Diary,
I suppose that everyone in the world hates me by now. That wolf demon Koga is particularly angry. I don't care, and I don't even understand why he's so upset. It's dumb. I only made Kagura kill most of his friends and family. I mean, what's the big deal. It's all just war. That's just the way it had to be. I had to manipulate him into killing Inuyasha. Even that didn't work though, and both disgusting canines survived the battle.
I've put Kanna in therapy, because I found out she was going through cell- phone withdrawal. Whatever the hell that is kukuku... She had indeed been making up conversations. What a freak.
Kagura tried to sneak away. I was very angry with her, but I eventually got over it because I love her. I still haven't been able to get rid of Sesshomaru. He's the only one that stands in my way. It's extremely angering. How can one stupid dog demon be the only thing that stands in the way? It makes no sense.! Kukuku...
I finally got that smelly baboon's ass cleaned. Now it smells like miasma. What a lovely change kukuku... It's still horrible kukuku. I should just get rid of it. Maybe it's another reason why Kagura doesn't love me!
Well, that's all for now, Naraku.
Author's Note: So...whataya think? Funnier than the last story? And sorry for grammatical and spelling errors. Feeling a bit lazy today.