(A/N: Sorry for the late update!)
When I finish working, I spot something odd. A flash of dark azure and another flash of frilly pink. Blue and Pink? Whatever is the matter with me?
Sighing, I take off my dress when Aoi-chan enters. "Hello, Aoi-chan!" I say brightly, stowing away the dress in the locker.
Aoi's face turns red and then she runs out, "SORRY!" She screamed.
"Aoi? Uh… Satsuki-san? Is Aoi okay?" I asked Satsuki, who had run in the dressing room to see why Aoi had screamed.
After a series of events, Satsuki let me cook and I did.
What is up with Aoi anyway? She's so… Strange! But that's what I like about her, someone who is different.
But she couldn't have been that different. What am I thinking about now? Sighing, I turn back to my clothes and looked at it disdainfully, comparing it to Aoi's frilly dresses. But she looks like she's only a year younger than me… Boy, am I stupid. How on Earth do I get the best grades in my class? Being the first… Definitely doesn't match my outside-of-school personality. I am an idiot.
I hum silently to myself as I finish changing, Aoi slipping away from my mind. Or not. I am so strange today. I usually would be thinking about… Well, anything. But cutesy little girls.
But I just wasn't myself these days. I kept thinking about Aoi's and Aoi's similarities. They were so alike, their icy blue eyes, their (somewhat) high-pitched (A/N: Lol) voices… I shook my head furiously. No, I am just being me. Stupid. I bonked my head and giggled, closing the locker door.
I glance up casually at the clock. Oh, crap. I've been 'contemplating' on Aoi for about an hour. Ohhhhh no. Ohhhhhhhhh god no.
Mom, she's gonna kill me!
I hurried out and Satsuki called after me, "You look terrible, Kiyomi-chan! Is there something wrong?"
"No, I'm just mental."
"…?"
I don't turn to glance at Satsuki's face, as hilarious as it might be, and instead trotted straight home.
"You. Are late, young lady," I open the door and sheepishly grin at my mom, who has her hands on her hips.
"Sorry." I quickly pass by her and duck into my room. I peek out to stare at her.
Then I turn and mumble quietly to myself, thinking about MapleStory, which was totally inappropriate at the moment.
I quickly flip my bag in the corner and plop on my laptop, thinking furiously about today's events. Not like it was super important, or anything. Is it?
I unconsciously type in the link for Aoi's net idol website, and in a second I find myself staring at Aoi's latest picture. She was such a late bloomer. No chest, at all.
What the FRICK am I thinking about?! I sigh and close my laptop. I hear whispering outside my door. Alice and Meiko.
I really don't wanna deal with them now. I'm not in the best mood, for some reason.
"Leave. Now." I hiss at the door. The whispering stops, and I sigh a dejected sigh before footsteps softly pad away into the distance.
MapleStory time. I seriously can't take more of this melodrama in my life (Or a little melodrama)… The most popular girl in school found my letter. WONDERFUL. At least I didn't sign it.
Heh.
I boot up MapleStory as I think some more. Aoi-chan and Aoi-san are really suspious. They are alike, actually. They would make a…Good… Couple.
I stop thinking and stare blankly at the computer screen. Not possible. Aoi-chan would um, be too sassy for that. Right?
Oh, good grief. I sound like a lovesic-
I feel an uncomfortable blush creep (THAT SNEAKY LITTLE THING!) up my cheeks.
LOVESICK, PFFT, YEAH RIGHT!
You know what? Screw my life. I have a huge report due tomorrow. I will die. Goodbye, world. I will see you again in the afterlife, where I will die again .
It's about the Eiffel Tower. I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE EIFFEL TOWER!
All I know that it's an attraction for lovers-
Somebody kill Aoi-san. He is making me go mad. Plopping down on my bed, I decide it's late enough for dinner.
"M~om! When is dinner?"
"Oh, five minutes, dear."
"…"
Five minutes later, Mom doesn't call me down, so I yell to her,
"MOM! When is dinner?"
"Oh, five minutes, honey."
"… Mom, you said that five minutes ago."
"Oh really? Sorry, then. Just five more minutes."
"…Fine."
I quickly reboot MapleStory and hack away at the monsters on the screen. When I check the time, it's been half an hour.
"Mom. I will kill you. When is dinner."
"I said five minutes, sweetie."
"…"
"Didn't I?"
"You did, about thirty FREAKIN MINUTES AGO!"
"Oh. Well, then, come down for dinner, honey! YOU TOO, MEIKO, ALICE!" My mother sounds like a hypocrite. "IF U DON'T COME DOWN MOMMY WILL SPANK YOU!"
Shivering with horror at my mother's sudden character change, I turn off the laptop and bounce down the stairs. I turn the corner to the kitchen, to see my mother with two big bowls of soup next to her.
We're all supposed to eat out of TWO bowls?!
"Noooooo! TELL ME IT ISN'T SO! MOTHER YOU MONSTER!" I scream at her, my voice was practically oozing confusion.
"What? What is it!? Did someone die?" Meiko yells, throwing herself down the stairs and doing a wonderful face-plant into the floor.
"Meiko! Don't commit suicide! Marley needs you!" With a scream, Alice flew down the stairs with their pet hamster, Marley in her hands.
"Uhhhhh." Mom said as she watched Alice trip over Meiko. "No! Marley!" Alice screamed, the black hamster flying out of her hands.
Mom reaches forward, but the black hamster whizzes through her arms and lands on my chest.
"AHH! YOU HENTAI HAMSTER!" I scream, swatting the beast off me. It lands in a bowl of soup and squeaks, jumping off the table and tipping over the soup. It gave a shrill shriek-squeak and ran under the couch.
"Myeeh! Help me! The soooup monster has got me! ACK!" Mom yells, falling over along with the bowl of soup.
"Marley! You need a bath! Come here, Marley! Ow, Alice, stoppit!" Meiko cries, trying to persuade Marley to leave from under the couch, swatting, irritated, at her hands.
"That wasn't me!" Alice protests, trying to help a squealing Mom get up.
"It was Pinkey. You guys seriously need to keep better track of your hamsters." I sigh, rolling my eyes as I watched this comical scene unfold before me. If sweatdrops were possible, I would have done one right now.
Just then the doorbell rang.
"DON'T OPEN IT!" Mom yells, but I pull it open anyway. Oh, good Lord, help me, I think as I see the flash of blue as the boy (He's a head shorter than me) shifts uncomfortably.
"Aoi-san? What brings you here?" I ask cheerfully. His face slips from confusion to horror and surprise as he glances behind me.
Meiko is staring at him, one hand under the couch, Alice is also staring at him, Pinkey in her hands, and Mom is still screaming 'Noooo!', with the soup starting to dry.
"Uhhh I came to see if you had an extra copy of the math homework?" He says, his gaze switching to me.
"Oh, um, yeah, wait a sec… ALICE IS THAT MY HOMEWORK!?" I scream, losing my temper when I see Pinkey chewing something up.
"Oh, sorry, we were in your room and Pinkey sorta… Hee-hee…" Alice laughs sheepishly as Meiko's body freezes, but her hands are still rummaging for Marley.
"Oh, really? My room? MY FREAKIN ROOM! YOU GUYS WANNA DIE?!" I shriek.
"SHUSH YOU CRAZY YOUNGSTERS!"
Aoi and I whip around to stare at Mrs. Hanasaki, the crazy cat lady who lives next door.
"YOU ARE MESSING UP FLUFFY'S EATING SCHEDULE! Of course," Mrs. Hanasaki added sneakily, "I might forgive you if you give me one of your ham—"
"NO!" yells Meiko and Alice, bolting up the stairs. Marley scoots out from under the couch when Mom starts to scream louder, "I'M GETTING ALL DRY! EW!"
I slip down to snatch the hamster, and then turn back to Aoi.
"Uh, sorry, I don't think I can help. Since my sister's hamster monstrosity has eaten mine, I can't make you a copy. Sorry." I say, flashing him a bright smile that tells him 'Kill me now'.
"It's okay… See you later," He mumbles, and then he disappears like a cat. I don't know how he does it, but it's creepy. No joke. I pet Marley and say,
"Your fur is all crusty."
(A/N: I felt like this needed more comedy, but I seriously suck at writing comedies unless I have a good reason to. Please tell me if there are any typos X.x)