She's the real Reaper
Lah los aak.
Overwatch memes have been keeping me steady for a while, what about you guy's?
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The Normandy was a pretty cool place with lot's of interesting characters and tech, but by far the most fun to talk to was Kasumi. She and Spider could talk to their hearts content about stealing things. It didn't matter how big or how small, or even if they only imagined stealing the item. It was fun to have this type of conversation with another person that understands every once in a while, you know? Kasumi even managed to talk Spider into wearing one of the same suits she did, though Spider didn't want to completely rip off the look and went without the hood.
But even the good times must come to an end when duty calls. "Kasumi, suit up because we're going to be landing on Tuchanka in five." Shepard said over the intercom.
"Well it looks like I'd better be going, but make yourself at home here, it can get quite boring when your stuck on the ship." Kasumi left after her small comfort to Spider.
Seeing nothing to do Spider decided to talk to a few crew members, this was going to end well.
Wandering around the ship Spider managed to find herself in engineering passing through the right hand side door. Passing through the corridor and into the engine room unnoticed Spider found Ken and Gabby bickering between themselves before turning to a new conversation when one of them won the last argument.
"So what do you think of the newest member? Never seen her out of her armour but I'll bet she has looks to flaunt." Donnelly said to Gabby.
"What is it with you and the bodies of females? You always have something to say about them." Daniels replied to the man next to her.
Spider thought she should probably intervene before Ken embarrasses himself. "I'm sure that as long as he doesn't have trouble working it's fine what he thinks about."
Both engineers practically jumped out of their skins at the sound of her voice. "Don't do that..." Gabby tried to say but could only stare at what Spider was wearing. Do I need to point out that Donnelly was staring too? Just thought that it would be obvious.
"It was Kasumi's idea." Spider said knowing full well that the skin tight suit was just a little bit of a surprise to them both as it would be to the rest of the team no doubt.
"S-sorry but, we didn't..." Donnelly stuttered through his shock.
"I just wanted to acquaint myself with the team properly and I found my way here."
"I'm Gabby and this is Ken, we're the engineers for the Normandy and keep the ship from breaking." Gabby was the first to recover apparently.
"Well, allow me to thank you both for ensuring our safety aboard the Normandy, if there is anything I can do for either of you then let me know." Spider smiled to them both, hoping to seem less foreboding than usual.
"Well there is one thing..." Gabby started nervously but continued after Spider gave an encouraging nod "Genius over here," She jabbed a thumb in Ken's direction. "decided it was a good idea to make a comment on Jack's choice of clothing when she was walking past."
"I didn't know she was there." Ken protested but was steadfastly ignored.
"She took a coupling that was supposed to make our jobs easier, and a few personal items." Gabby explained.
"Could you describe these items, I'd like to know what I'm looking for." Spider requested.
"Ken's niece sent him her teddy and my mom gave me a picture to remember my family by." There was emotion in her eyes and if they talked for much longer, Spider was sure the woman was going to shed tears, but one question had to be asked.
"I can somewhat understand this Jack stealing something of Ken's, but why you?" She asked
"Probably because I agreed with him." She answered.
"Where is Jack right now?"
"Probably still sulking in her room, it's just through that door." Ken replied.
Spider nodded and proceeded to make her way through the doors. It was dark, but had a red light to illuminate something about the room. Okay that was pushing it, Jack slept in a corridor not a room.
Spider saw who she presumed to be Jack lounging on her bed, the woman looked up at the visitor but turned away as if uninterested. This is going to be pleasant.
Spider was now scanning the room for the items she was sent to get and found them on a nearby shelf. So she walked up to it and began reclaiming the belongings in the name of Gabby and Ken.
"What the fuck gives you the right to take my stuff!?" Jack yelled at Spider, biotics flaring around her.
Spider didn't even respond and just turned to walk out. She even made it to the door before she felt a strange force attempt to pull her back towards the waiting subject zero. Shaking off the effect Spider then continued out into engineering and proceeded to give back the stolen items.
"Excuse me a moment." Spider told the engineers after they gave her their thanks.
"Your going back in there with her?" Gabby questioned
"I don't care for those who would do something like this for petty vengeance." Came Spider's simple but truthful reply as she re-entered the corridor.
Jack was still standing there ready for a fight. "How did you do that!?"
"Well the door opens automatically so nothing really." Spider took slow and deliberate steps towards the woman.
"How did you escape my biotics!" By this point it wasn't a question and more of a demand. Didn't stop Jack from throwing another pull at Spider though.
Spider was done with this childishness, walking right through the attack, she swung a solid punch to the side of Jack's head. The force was enough to knock her back a bit but nothing to really damage her.
Pulling off what must be her signature move by now, Spider grabbed Jack by her throat and raised the woman off of the ground. "You need to learn that everything does not revolve around how you feel. I know that you think what you went through in your life is worse than anyone else's experience and they would never understand. I can guarantee that I have been through more hell than your brain could handle and the moment I hear about you taking such petty revenge against something like an off hand comment from good people like Ken and Gabby, there will be nothing you can do to stop me from coming after you. Think about that."
Spider dropped Jack as if she were nothing and walked out of the corridor. Maybe Miranda would like to talk. She thought to herself.
…...
Spider was walking towards Miranda's office when she was stopped by doctor Chakwas. "Spider? I was hoping to do a medical examination on you, it's just to make sure your healthy."
"Thank you doctor but I can assure you that after a century of restoration magic training, I'll be fine." Spider replied to her.
"Would you be willing to test that theory, I could ask someone to shoot you and we could try your magic then, or the medical scan. It's your decision." She said to the Dovahkiin.
"First, I doubt the bullet would do much, and second, I just don't like medical scans."
"Well I'm afraid there's not much I can help you with if you are injured so don't complain when there's nothing I can do." Chakwas replied rather exasperated with the response she received from Spider.
"You won't hear a peep." Spider said to the doctor as she left. Turning back to Miranda's office Spider politely knocked on the door.
There was a slight hesitation before the reply finally came. "Come in?"
Spider walked into the room and noticed the practicality of it. The office set up at the front with a bedroom at the back. Perfect for working late.
"I only wished to see if you wanted to talk." Spider spoke to the genetically 'perfect' woman in front of her.
"And just what gave you that impression?" She said in response.
"Well I assumed that you had problems just like anyone else and I specialize in making said problems disappear."
Miranda took a moment before replying. "Sit down and we'll talk."
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Promise I will get on making a part 2 to this, have some faith guys jeez.
Anyway, love you all and thanks for reading.