Deadpooling Part 4: ...I seem to have viagra'd my mask.

Dateline hollywood 1945 at the Warner Brother's new animation depart...damn it.

"You can't kill him Deadpool! We don't kill anyone here!" Yukari argued as she pulled DP back.

"Oh come on! You just ruined my badass..ery moment! I had the one liner and everything!" DP argued right back.

"Yeah thanks to you OHoAN had to hide in Mexico for a month. Next time Ezio keep the Assassination at a non-copyrighted level." Brain added.

"I'm a haggler, I can do whatever I want." DP said.

"Please don't kill him Deadpool, I think he's learned his lesson." Yukari asked again.

"Goddamn it Brain." DP said. "WAIT WHAT!? I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!" Brain yelled. "Ummm excuse me who came up with the plan?" DP asked. "You know what!? F**** YOU! Now if you excuse me I'm out of here, and don't think about calling me anytime soon." Brain put on a fadora and trench coat as he walked towards the door. "Good luck having no comedic relief...ow!" Brain fell over. "I see what you did there! NOT F*CKING FUNNY!" Brain exited the story soon after.

"Aw Jesus Christmas now what am I gonna do? Oh wait... my new sidekick." Dedapool looked over at the fairy tale operative he almost killed.

"The hell do you want?" The operative asked.

"What's your name dickweed?" Deadpool replied.

"STFU. And my name's Robert by the way." Robert added.

"Waaaiiittt a minnut... so your name's Robert..." Deadpool thought for a moment. "Do you know another name for Robert?"

"Bob...I don't f*cking know!" Robert added

"So if you were to say put that name on your name tag...what would it be?" Deadpool said with a gleam in his eye...holes.

"Bob: Agent of Fairy Tale"

As soon as Robert said that Deadpool squealed like a fan-girl.

"The hell is your problem?" Bob added (oh hell yeah I'm calling him that :D)

"Say hello to your new life as my Japanese-branch vice president...Bob!" Deadpool giggled and then proceeded to kick Bob in the nuts and shot his kneecap.

"DUDE! MY KNEE! MY ASSASINATION KNEE!" Bob yelled.

"Oh my God this is going to be A-MAY-ZAH!" Deadpool looked over at Yukari. "I'm so glad I listened to you!"

Meanwhile at The Hall of Justice:

"Alright everyone, we have to do something about Fairy Tale. They're planning to plunge the world into total... INJUSTICE! (Buy now for $300.00). Batman what are your thoughts?" Superman said.

"Well I think that..."

"I HAVE AN IDEA!"

"Oh god it's Aquaman." Superman sighed

"HEY GUYS! WE COULD USE MAGIKARPS! MAGIKARPS!" Aquaman yelled

"No wonder you were'nt in Ulimited." Batman wittingly remarked.

Meanwhile Back at Fairy Tale:

"Now let me get this straight... you are a witch... that loves electric shock and getting whipped." DP said to Ruby

"I never said that..." Ruby blushed

"Hey listen if you don't make it with small-balls Tsukune over there I know a guy named Ghost Rider..."

Before DP defeated the online dating suggestion box a mesterious foe appeared before the group.

"Alrighty small-balls let's f*ck this guy up and then go home to eat fish. If ya know what I mean." DP said to Tsukune

"Deadpool that wasn't necissary." Tsukune told the Merc.

"No dude... I meant Magikarp!"

Meanwhile At the Hall of Justice:

"HE DID WHAT!?" Aquaman shouted

Meanwhile...damn it:

The shadowy foe came closer and closer to the group, enveloping the room in an unbreakable darkness. Before he knew it, Deadpool was alone in this darkness. It appeared that Tsukune and the others had dissapeared.

"Yandere senses tingling! Bring it on! I don't care if he is your Yuki! I'm gonna kick your ass anyway!" Deadpool said in a cocky tone.(By the way if you got that reference you are a god. ~Brain)

"Aiya. It seems you survived my last attack. Very impressive. However, it will be the last time you come back from the dead." A familiar voice called out.

"Oh god! I am shitting my pants! OOOOHHH! OH NO! Whatever shall I do! Poor princess Deadpool is trapped in the castle with a bitchy Yandere! Help me! Save me!" Deadpool said sarcasticly.

"You will pay for messing with our plans. You and Moka's friends. Nobody will ever take my sister away from me again." Aqua said in a dark tone

"Oh great. A lesbian yandere with a creepy incest fetish. You know Mr. Ikeda in America incest isn't cool. Just wanted to let you know. Also if you could get me Season 2 volume 11 that would be fantastic." Deadpool said

"Enough. Now you will either fight, or die. My dimesnion sword can cut through anything or anyone." Aqua threatened.

"Well Yuno I just have to say one thing, this is going to be ONE HELL OF A NIGHT!"

One Hell of a Corner:

Yellow. Welcome to chapter 4 of this story. Now thank you all for your suggestions. I especially loved the Bob: Agent of Fairy Tale idea. You guys/girls rock. I love all of you. Even those of you on the pirate bay illegaly downloading this story. But we're going to have to break up for another month. So I hope you enjoied this story. And be on the lookout for chapter five in... JULY!? Wow! This year is just flying by! Catch ya' on the flip side dawgs.

~OHoAN