Snape
Dear Diary,
I hate rain, possibly more than anything else. Any ideas why? Well, let me tell you! I was stuck with the six brats and Draco the entire day! At least they woke up at a tolerable hour today, but the rest of the day was a NIGHTMARE. It had begun raining torrentially very early, so of course as soon as I was downstairs, I was met by shrill whines and numerous complaints about how they'd have to spend the day inside (and with me). Draco got into a fist fight with Weasley over who would be finishing the Froot Loops. As much as I wanted to sit back and watch, I broke them up and got splattered by the remaining Froot Loop milk. I WAS NOT AMUSED! By noon I had had to reverse nearly a dozen hexes, and that was the easy part. Granger and Lovegood (curse them both!) got the bright idea of board games. I had to frickin play Scrabble with them all for like three hours! Some evil Potions master I turned out to be, right? I'm a disgrace…if the Death Eaters could see me now…After our torture-by-board game session was over, Longbottom was graced with a not entirely horrible idea (though sleep would have been preferable): watch a movie. The problem was picking one. Titanic won by popular vote (two people actually agreed OMG). Everyone else (including myself) groaned most of the time and got walloped with pillows by Misses Weasley and Granger, who were trying to pay attention. Dinner was even worse than the "spaghetti incident" so I dare not recount it here. Just know that afterward, I sent every last one of them- even Draco- upstairs and put wards on the room to prevent their escape. Hrrrm. Oops. Just remembered the girls were supposed to be sleeping downstairs. Aw, screw it…this way there will be no more pink bows.
Harry
Dear Diary,
Dude, I'm soooo pissed it rained today! But, we did get some very good Snape-tormenting in so it was probably worth it. Draco and Ron got into a fight over Froot Loops and wouldn't stop hexing eachother the entire morning. Hermione and Luna made us all play Scrabble (they claimed it would "bring us all together"). Since there are eight of us, we had to play in partners. Me and Ginny lost. Alot, though not as much as Neville and Ron. Hermione and Draco won a few times, but Luna and Snapey were the undisputed champions. I was forced to watch Titanic. (IT BURNS!) Correction: it actually sinks, but you know what I meant. I wanted Back to the Future, and I even wouldn't have minded Van Helsing (Draco's choice) but NO! We had to watch the longest, sappiest chick flick ever made! Oh yeah- about dinner—Snape was about ready to Avada Kedavra every one of us. Someone (I highly suspect it was Ron) switched Draco's apple pie with an exploding tart and before we knew it, the room was covered in apple gook. Draco aimed his steak at Ron's face, but he missed and hit Ginny. As I wasn't going to tolerate that, my mashed potatoes hit him square on the top of his perfect head. A food fight like no other erupted after that. Snape was covered in tapioca before he stood and stunned us all, mid-fight. We've been locked up here ever since. Even the girls—who are at this moment giggling on the bunk bed above Draco. I've decided I don't want to know why. Draco's laying down but he keeps getting up to yell at us to "shut the hell up". Ron is playing wizard chess with Neville (who is taking his horrible losses like a Gryffindor, if I do say so myself). Hmm…I think I'll have another go at getting hold of Draco's diary. Later.
Hermione
Dear Diary,
It rained the whole day today so we couldn't do anything interesting (or anything to escape Snape). Ron and Draco had a hexing war that started over Froot Loops…why they couldn't share, I have no idea. Scary part was, I really wanted to jump in and help Ron sometimes, but other times I couldn't help but root for Draco. What the hell is wrong with me? What's worse is that he was my partner when we played Scrabble. I blame Ginny, since it was her idea to put all our names in a hat and pick them so the teams were fair. Fair my ass. He kept bumping into me the whole time and I swear he even winked once. CREEPY! There was a massive food fight at dinner (no doubt Ron's fault) and Snape pretty much had a coronary and locked us upstairs. Just about everyone is asleep now except Neville, who seems to be aimlessly pushing chessmen across the board. I can't sleep. My brain is just—BLEH-. Well, I'll try and rest anyway. Goodnight.
Draco
Dear Diary,
Rain sucks. I kind of wanted to go to the beach today, but no such luck. This morning, Weasel decided he was going to go for the last of the Froot Loops, so, naturally I felt the need to pulverize him. We hexed eachother silly for most of the day, but I so won. I hate Scrabble, too. Bloody Muggle game. Though it wasn't ALL bad, because it gave me the perfect opportunity to hook the necklace I bought onto the sweater Granger had stuffed into the side of the couch. VERY slick on my part; she'll never know it was me….OH NO….what if she thinks it was Weasley! We decided to watch a movie, but nobody else wanted to watch Van Helsing (WTF?) so I was forced to endure Titanic. It was sooooooo long. I thought I would die before it ended. But, eventually, it did, and we had yet another disaster. It was fucking awful…but highly entertaining. Weasley exploded my pie, which was all it took to trigger a SWEET food fight. Snape wasn't as happy about the idea as everyone else, but the look on his face was priceless. Except now I won't EVER be able to sleep because I'm sharing my room with six people, three of whom are giggling above me (and probably about me) at this very moment. So…see ya later.
Neville
Dear Diary,
It rained. Me and Ron lost seven Scrabble games. I learned "heffalump" is not an actual word. It rained some more. Ron and Draco tried to beat eachother up for the Froot Loops toucan. Ron exploded a pie. It rained some more. Snape got covered in tapioca. I never knew the guy dies at the end of Titanic. We're locked in a room upstairs. Draco is still a jerk and I suck at wizard chess.
Luna
Dear Diary,
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Holy crap we're trapped upstairs!
Ron
Dear Diary,
Draco (is a Froot Loop hoarder)
Harry (still defending Ginny)
Leo (drowns)
Pie (KaBOOM)
Potatoes, tapioca, steak, etc. (can fly)
Rain (Raining)
Neville (shouldn't play chess)
Me (shouldn't play Scrabble)
Heffalump (isn't a word)
Snape (pissed)
Time (to check Neville's king)
Ginny
Dear Diary,
I hate diaries. But I'm getting better. Um….There was a food fight….and we're locked in a bedroom—HELP! And we played Scrabble and watched Titanic. Still hate diaries. I'm going to go before my diary tries to eat me. Aaaah!