A/N: Hey! Time to un-suspend that whole cliffhanger thing :3
*~*~Gracias to all you bosslike reviewers~*~*
"What the fuck?" Logan screamed at the naked smushed together couple that lay before him.
"Logan-" James began, not that he had a plan for what to say next.
"Put. On. Some. Clothes. Then. Explain." Logan growled. He slammed the door to wait for them to get dressed.
"Well," James said to Chelsea, getting up off the couch, "at least we used a condom." He took it off and pulled his sweatpants back on, running off to his room to throw it away. Chelsea wrapped a towel around her body and headed off towards her and Katie's room.
"I think I'm gonna go put on some clothes other than a bikini," she told James. She spoke calmly, but she was white as a ghost and clearly terrified of whatever her brother would say. At the same time, she was still a little flustered from the sex, and her hair was all messed up.
"Yeah, I was thinking a shirt and underwear would be useful," James said lightheartedly, dissapearing into his room.
A few minutes later, they both came out into the living room, actually dressed.
"You ready to do this?" James asked. He held out an arm, which Chelsea took. He had to make it look like Logan's baby sister was being treated like gold.
Chelsea sucked in a breath and nodded, and James opened the door and went to face Logan.
He was met promptly by a fist to his face. Chelsea let go of James's arm and let her jaw drop as James covered his eye and winced.
"You got a good right hook, Mitchell," James said through teeth gritted in pain.
"What the fuck James!" Logan screamed, "How could you do this! This is my baby sister we're talking about!" Logan pushed him back into the apartment, "No, I don't want to be in public when I kill you!" He yelled.
"Logan , I can-" Chelsea began, trying to find an explanation.
"And you!" Logan turned to her. The way he yelled at Chelsea was more out of dissapointment rather than anger. "How could you be so stupid? Do you know James at all? Your virginity is not the kind of thing you just run around giving to guys like him!"
James shrugged. He couldn't really argue with that.
"I'm not a little kid anymore," she shot back at Logan, "And you need to stop treating me like one. I decided to have sex with James, okay? And you know what? It was fucking fantastic. He rocked my world. I'm glad I did it! Right there, on that orange couch. Where you sit! That's right, Logan, I fucked your best friend and you can't change that!" With that, she turned sharply and stalked off to her room.
James inhaled sharply and stood, watching Logan. His eye was starting to sting a little less and he was able to at least take his hand off of it.
"Dude, I'm sorry-" he began.
"Don't," Logan held up a hand, "Just... Just don't." Logan's eyes were shiny and a little red and it was obvious that he was upset by the situtation.
"Look Logan," James said, "she's not a little kid anymore. She's growing up."
"That was my little sister you just fucked," Logan shot back bitterly.
"Just hear me out, dude," James pleaded as Logan started to walk away.
"Fine," Logan growled. Sure, he was pissed at James, but he did also like reason.
"Ok, well," James began, "I was sleeping on the couch, and I was all hungover. And then your sister had just come up from the pool and she was still in her bikini and she was all wet and I wasn't wearing a shirt and I think someone at the party stole my underwear and-"
"Whoah," Logan interjected, "slow down. You were sleeping?"
James nodded, "On the couch. And then she was just kinda there. And she sat down next to me and I explained why I was on the couch, and we talked about how Mama Knight would kill us if she found out Chelsea was sitting on the couch in a wet bathingsuit and she'd kill me for being hungover and covering for Kendall-"
"Slow down again," Logan said through gritted teeth. He was trying to keep his cool, but so far, it hadn't worked that well.
"Okay," James took a deep breath, "well then let's see... We were talking... And then we were kissing... And then she was on my lap... And then I got hard... And I took off her top... And then I was on top of her... And she took off my sweatpants... And then she gave me a hand job... And-"
"Nope," Logan put up both hands, "this is too much information. This is my little sister we're talking about here. We're done."
"Well, that's my explanation," James said with a weak shrug.
"So the reason you fucked my baby sister," Logan breathed angrily, "was because she was in the apartment andthere was a lack of clothes between you?" He sounded incredibly pissed.
Logan turned to leave 2J, still no happier than before.
"Logan wait!" James called after him.
"WHAT?" Logan screamed back at him, "Do you need me to punch you again?"
James put his arms over his head and ducked on instict. He opened one eye to see Logan looking down at him with annoyed eyes.
"Think about it," James managed to squeak out, "It's better she lost her virginity to me, not some creep who would break her heart."
"You ARE some creep who would break her heart!" Logan screamed back.
"No," James said gently, standing up with caution, "I know Chelsea really well, and probably will for the rest of my life. It's not like I'd never call back or anything."
"Oh, so she won't be like all the other girls," Logan said with a roll of his eyes.
"You know, she was the first virgin I've done since Emma," James told him.
Logan raised his eyebrows. Emma had been James's serious girlfriend for awhile back in Minnesota, sophmore year. She was the girl he'd lost his virginity to.
"That's right," James nodded, "I have a soul."
"Well what about Chelsea now?" Logan asked, "It's not like you guys are going to have a big relationship. She's leaving in a week!"
"She knows that!" James shot back at him.
"Most girls want to have a relationship with the guy who took their virginity!"
"First of all," James said, "You're saying it like I raped her. Your sister was definitely willing, an she was plenty wet, so obviously she was-"
"James!" Logan yelled, "Too much information."
"Ok," James waved him off, "but anyways, we can do coupley shit for the week if she wants, but it's not like she thinks I'm going back to Minnesota to marry her! She's a big girl, Logan." James's eyes softened. He knew Logan, who was always nice and innocent, didn't want his baby sister to grow up.
"Did you at least use a condom?" Logan replied quietly.
"We did, Logan," James told him with a nod, "we did."
~*~*Page break! I just got a little carried away with exclamation points*~*~
"Hello?" Kendall called out into an apparently empty aparment.
James peeked out from up on top of the balcony of the swirly slide.
"Are you alone?" he hissed.
"Yes..." Kendall said, confused. He didn't know where James's voice was coming from.
"Come up here."
Kendall turned his attention to the swirly slide, figuring out that was where James was.
Kendall shrugged and went up to meet James. He was used to weird things happening in apartment 2J.
"Before I tell you this, do you promise not to kill me?"
Kendall considered for a minute. There were a lot of things James could've done.
"I won't kill you," Kendall decided.
"Or beat me up," James clarified, "or hate me."
"Jesus christ, what did you do?" Kendall asked increduslously.
"I-" James opened his mouth, "I- I slept with Chelsea."
"YOU WHAT?" Kendall screamed.
"Sssshhhh," James slapped a hand over his mouth, "Logan's already pissed enough at me. I don't need you swinging at me too."
"What the fuck James?" Kendall jumped up to tackle James, but James was ready. He grabbed Kendall's leg and dragged him to the ground, jumping on top of the dirty blonde boy.
"What the hell!" Kendall yelled, twisting James's arm.
"You said you wouldn't kill me!" James yelled back at him, grabbing Kendall by the waist. He used his better size and position to pin Kendall down.
"You slept with Chelsea?" Kendall yelled at him.
"Yeah, and she's fine! Relax!" James screamed back.
"Let me go," Kendall told him.
James considered for a minute, then decided it was safe. He let go of Kendall and sat up.
"So now Logan's pissed at you," Kendall stated, "because you fucked his sister."
"Yes," James said, "but at least this means she has standards. And it's not like I can just not call her."
"That's a good point," Kendall said, starting to calm down. "you used a condom, right?"
"Always got one on me," James said with a smile.
"Whoah, literally?" Kendall asked in confusion.
"Dude, I mean like, with me."
"Okay, so why do you need me?"
"I had to tell you before Logan did, because, you know, he wants me dead."
"And are you gonna, like, have a relationship with her?"
"Maybe," James shrugged, "for like, a week. If she wants to."
Kendall closed his eyes and took a deep breath. Okay. He could do this.
"Dude, are you like, meditating?" James asked him.
Kendall opened his eyes. "I'm gonna go talk to Logan," he said, "and in six years, I want you nowhere near Katie."
"Aye aye, capt'n," James said with a salute as Kendall rolled his eyes and turned to go down the swirly slide.
*~*~Now down to the lobby...~*~*
"Do you know James AT ALL?" Logan yelled. The lobby was strangely empty, even Bitters was gone, leaving Chelsea and Logan alone.
"Yes, actually, I've known him for my entire life!" she shot back
"Well do you even like him that way?" Logan asked her in disbelief.
"No Logan, I slept with him because I think he's ugly and annoying," Chelsea told him flatly, her voice dripping with sarcasm. She crossed her arms and clenched her jaw challengingly.
"You leave in a week! You're barely gonna see him! James doesn't do long-term relationships. No. Way."
"I know that, for God's sake," Chelsea said with a roll of her eyes. "It's not like I think I'm gonna marry him! Why can't we just date or whatever and make out and stuff, but keep it really casual, and then just end it when I go back," she said, showing how obvious it was.
"I-" Logan opened his mouth. Okay, that could work, he had to admit.
"Fine," Logan finally said, "there. You win."
"Well clearly," Chelsea said, "It's not like you can undo it!"
"Hey," Logan grimaced, "I'm letting you off. Be thankful for that."
~*~*La la la la laaaa*~*~
A/N: Ok, I feel like this chapter was kinda rushed. I don't know, it was a lot of dialogue, and yeah. I was originally planning on making this the last chapter, but I'm gonna have to do a fifth. It just won't work otherwise. Review please!