A/N: This story has barely anything to do with the original plot of Naruto. Thanks and please review.

KakaKabu
Chp. 4

"Kakashi-kun...what's this all about?" I asked as we walked through the front door of his apartment.

He moved so that he was standing in front of me, placing his finger to my lips. "Shhh, watashi no ai...this is a very special night...you know what it is?" He said smiling.

I shook my head and he frowned slightly. He seemed hurt. "You don't know what today is?"

I shook my head again and kissed his finger. "Enlighten me, ai...what is today?"

He looked down at his feet, his ears growing red with embarressment. "Today...it has been two years since we confessed our love for each other, watashi no ai...remember?"

I widened my eyes. "So then today is November 18?"

He nodded. "Yeah..."

I kissed his lips. "I'm so sorry, love! I didn't mean to...I've just had a lot on my mind lately..."

He hugged me. "It's okay, ai, I understand..."

I sniffed the air. "Is something burning...?"

He shook his head, smiling sheepishly. "No, I, um...kind of made us dinner..." He laughed nervously, rubbing the back of his head. "You know me...and my awesome cooking skills."

I laughed. "You actually cooked, love? How sweet of you. What is it?"

He joined in my laughter and continued to rub his head. "Well, it's supposed to be...um...spaghetti..."

I smiled. "Is it done?"

"Yeah."

"Then let's go eat." I said, taking his hand and pulling him into the kitchen.

"Mmm, ai, this is really good!" I said, trying to chew the mush that was my food.

He smiled at me from across the table. "Really?"

I nodded, swallowing it. "It is...you're skills really have improoved. Now you can be an awesome ninja on the battle field AND in the kitchen."

He flicked some parmesian cheese at me playfully. "Oh yeah...I'll totally kill them with my horrid cooking."

I shrugged. "Hey, ya never know. Food-poisoning no jutsu." I raised my eyebrow at him, trying to keep a straight face.

He laughed, putting his hand to his face. "Wow, you epically fail at the poker face."

I couldn't resist laughing as well. "Yeah, I know."

He stopped laughing and leaned across the table towards me.

"What?" I asked.

He licked my cheek and I closed my eyes. "What are you doing?"

He whispered in my ear, "You had sauce on your cheek, love...I HAD to get it..."

"Kabuto, honey, you need some sleep..." Kakashi begged, running his finger along my spine. I had my head resting against his bare chest and shivered slightly. I wrapped my arms around his waist firmly and shook my head. "No...I don't want to." I said, smiling up at him.

He sighed. "And why not?"

I looked up at him. "Because I want to stay awake with you."

He wrapped his arm around my shoulders and pulled me into him. "I'm about ready to go to sleep my self, ai." He said, yawning.

"Oh okay..." I said, kissing his chest. "I guess we'll go to bed then..."

He nodded and pulled the covers on top of our bodies. "Okay." He said, kissing me one last time before we both drifted off to sleep.

"Happy Thanksgiving!" I smiled warmly as people filed into the hotel we reserved. I felt strong arms wrap around my waist and smiled, looking back at Kakashi.

"And how are you this evening?" He smiled down at me.

I put my hand to the side of his face and kissed his lips. "I'm fine...the same as I was about ten minutes ago."

He smiled. "I know, I know...I'm just lonely without you upstairs with me..."

"I'll be up there soon...we just have one more guest to arrive, watashi no ai..."

He raised his silvery eyebrow. "And that is...?"

"Sasuke Uchiha..."

"Oh...well can't you come upstairs anyway? I'm sure he'll find his own way up there...eventually."

I smacked him playfully. "You're mean...but yeah, I guess I could go on upstairs..."

He smiled and tugged on my hand, pulling me into the elevator, running his hands along my body feverishly and kissing my neck. I leaned my head against the wall and moaned slightly. The doors closed slowly and the looks on Pein and Konan's faces told me that they were officially scarred for
life.

"Whoa, you two...get a room." Kotetsu said as the elevator doors opened. I smiled and Kakashi stopped kissing my neck. "Oh don't act like you and Izumo don't do it all the time..."

Kotetsu stiffened and Izumo just laughed, poking his head into the elevator. "And so what if we do?" He winked and pulled Kotetsu in with him.

I laughed. "Oh, wow, you rebels!"

Izumo winked at us again and grabbed Kotetsu's hand lovingly. "Oh, you know it."

"Uh, Itachi...you know that's not Kisame right? That's a shower curtain..." I said, trying hard not to
laugh.

"It is?" He said, squinting. He scratched his head. "It sure looks like Kisame to me...I mean...it's blue
at least..."

I couldn't hold my laughter back anymore. "Well, it isn't! It's just a blue shower curtain."

He snorted and walked out of the room, talking to himself. "Who in the world would have a powder-blue shower curtain? It's just tacky...I mean come on that's just screaming 'gay'..." He ran into a fern. "Oh hello, Zetsu..."

"Uh Itachi...Zetsu's over there..." I heard Kisame say to Itachi from across the room.

"Really?" he turned around and tripped over a chair. "God dammit Sasuke, watch where you put those big feet of yours, will ya?" He looked back and scowled at the chair. "Freaking moron..."

I covered my mouth, laughing. Kakashi walked up beside me and kissed my cheek. "What's so funny?"

I shook my head, unable to answer from laughing too hard. He raised his eyebrow at me. I swallowed, finally able to speak again. "I-It's Itachi! He's as blind as a bat and it's just too funny!"

He smiled. "Ah, yes...I know."

"THESE DAMN FANGIRLS ARE TOO CLINGY! DX" Itachi yelled, getting tangled up in the coat rack. Kisame sighed and went to help out his lover.

I looked over at Kakashi. "That must be hard...to see your lover graudally losing his mind..."

He held me close. "Yeah...it is."

A/N: I had fun writing the blind scene for Itachi x] Sorry, Uchiha fans, I LOVE making fun of them. 3