Hello, Hello! I'm back with a long awaited chapter! VERY sorry about the wait! You can blame writers block and procrastination for this one.

Basically, backstories are revealed and questions get answered

Also, this is most likely the second to last chapter. But after this is finished, I might do some one-shots detailing the adventures and happenings of the gem-matsu crew. Planning on doing a poll seeing what you guys think, along with some other ideas for fanfics i have.

As always, This story was inspired by jigokuhana on tumblr. Check them out!

I hope you enjoy!

Osomatsu-san and Steven Universe belong to their respective creators.


After taking a moment for some amazed looks at Earth's surface, the rather large group of gems gathered inside the barn. Steven, with his hands on his hips, stood up and spoke.

"Ok. We'll introduce ourselves first. I'm Steven, and behind me are Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl. The four of us make up the Crystal Gems, and we protect the Earth from gem threats! There's also Lapis and Peridot. Technically, they're not Crystal Gems, but they still help whenever they can. This barn is where they live! Now it's your turn!"

Steven gestured toward the new group, who were slightly confused with the boy's way of doing things.

"I'm Red Chalcedony!"

"Blue Chalcedony, at your service."

"G-Green Chalcedony!"

"…Purple Chalcedony…"

"YELLOW CHALCEDONY!"

"Pink Chalcedony, hehe."

"And I'm, uh, Rose Quartz."

Steven noticed the Crystal Gems stiffen at the sound of his mother's name. He felt the need to tell the newcomers what was up.

"Actually, would you be ok with a nickname, instead? A rose quartz was the leader of the Crystal gems for a long time, but something…happened to her…" Steven tried to be vague so they wouldn't question further.

The gem was saddened by this, but understood. "Oh. Well, I guess that'll be ok. But, what name?"

"Hmm." Steven thought for a bit. "How about something simple, like 'RQ'?"

"I think that'll work."

"Good! So you're RQ now. How about you tell us what you and your buddies did on Homeworld?

"WE'RE NOT BUDDIES!" RQ burst out, surpising everyone. "If anything, we were co-workers."

RQ sighed, and began to tell their story.

"These idiots were the result of Project Chalcedony. Y'know how Quartz soldiers are real big and strong? Well, the goal was to put that strength in a smaller package and make 'em more efficient."

Steven interrupted. "Like a cell phone!"

Confusion filled RQ's face. "Uh, sure. Whatever that is. Now, I was assigned to guard where the gems were growing to make sure no one would mess anything up, and to watch out for them once they emerged. When they did they obviously looked and acted the same, but after a couple hundred years of tests, they were sent to the Diamonds who dyed them the colors they are now. But somehow each of them developed some sort of quirk that changed their personality afterwards. I don't know if it was something in the dye, or the fact that they were separated, or something else entirely. Who knows?"

"Interesting," Pearl spoke after a small silence. "So, what made you want to start a rebellion in the first place?

RQ shrugged. "I was bored."

"WHAT!?" exclaimed Steven and the others.

"NO, NO, NO! HEAR ME OUT! All I did back on Homeworld was guard duty, which is SUPER boring if there's no one to guard against! Plus, the chalcedonies where the only gems I talked to, which got stale very quickly."

"Not to mention the fact that we were treated like garbage compared to other gems!" Red chimed in rather angrily.

"It's because we're just quartz soldiers." Green reminded the fuming gem. "The higher ranking gems always get better treatment."

Pink crossed his arms. "Hmph! Why do they get showered with praise and affection just for being a better gem type?"

"TOTALLY UNFAIR!" Yellow shouted, an angry expression on his face.

"..That voice of his keeps getting him into trouble, too," Purple mumbled.

"And 'Flashy-dony' and his outfits almost got him shattered once!" Red gestured toward Blue with a smirk.

"I can see why." Lapis said in a monotone voice.

"Yeah," Peridot agreed. "I mean, why would a gem wear a cape? It's so gaudy and has no function whatsoever."

"We get it. Blue's outfit is terrible. Can I finish?" RQ yelled, startling the others.

She let out a sigh. "I guess one day I just had enough. So I convinced these losers to join me, and then stole a ship when no one was looking. But someone must've found out and they sent a bunch of ships after us. With ours under heavy fire and falling apart, I had no choice to take control and use our last resort: the Trans-Universal Warp."

Green stepped in to explain. "It's a recent addition, used for traveling to faraway colonies in less time. Problem is that it takes a lot of power so it homes in on the surface of a planet so it can land safely."

"Even I know that controlling it literally takes a steady hand." Red exclaimed. "But get this: Ros- er, RQ slammed her entire fist into the control panel! Then the ship started shaking wildly, but I don't remember much afterward, probably because we were 'poofed'."

"Hmm, perhaps she overloaded the warp with this action, and it was too much for our forms to bear," Blue contemplated. Many gave him pained looks in response.

"Now it's coming together," Garnet said after a small silence.

"Wait. What is, Garnet?" Pearl asked.

"Do you think you know what happened!?" Steven shot up, excitement in his eyes.

Garnet nodded. "I believe so."

"First I should mention, I was unable to see this event with my future vision, which has never happened to me before. However, I have seen what comes afterward. But it is still very concerning."

"I have also noticed that where you are from, gems with masculine forms exist. We came from a strictly feminine gem society."

"Lastly, how you got here was very-"

"Actually, Garnet, may I take this one?" Peridot interrupted. Garnet nodded and let her speak.

"Ok. First, may I ask our guests: WHO IN THE DIAMONDS' NAME WOULD BASICALLY PUNCH THE CONTROL PANEL?! You REALLY should be careful with those models! The results can leave the ship, or worse, YOU, destroyed! You clods are lucky to be sitting in front of me today!"

Peridot was slightly fuming after that rant. Garnet put an arm in front of Pearl so she wouldn't intervene. All six chalcedonies had to hold back RQ so she wouldn't crush the green gem.

"HEY, I WAS DESPRATE!

"Anyway, I believe the Blue one was right when he said the impact overloaded the Warp. And from my experience, those panels resonate with the user's gem and that controls the ship to an extent. It reacts pretty well to feelings of passion and determination from what I've heard."

Peridot winked at RQ, who rolled her eyes in response.

"In conclusion, I believe that with both an impact like that and strong feelings of determination, the Trans-Universal Warp went haywire and crossed not one universe, but many others."

With her speech done, Peridot took her seat. Everyone in the barn had looks of utter surprise or confusion. But Steven, with a look of sheer amazement on his face, looked like he was about to burst.

"Oh man! You guys are from another universe! That's so cool! Just think about how many others there are! AND you're from Homeworld too! I can teach you SO much about Earth. And I can introduce all of you to everyone in Beach City! There's so much we can do! We can…" As he continued, the other gems were left to contemplate the news.

"Perhaps, it was so powerful it created a disturbance in the Space-Time continuum." Pearl pondered.

"That could explain the gap in my future vision." Garnet noted.

"It's still cool either way! I wonder if there are other Stevens out there," Amethyst smiled, looking at the excited gem.

As for the newcomers, they only had one thing on their mind.

"YES! No more dealing with Homeworld! RQ yelled.

"B-But if there are gems here, then Homeworld is still here too right?" Green tried to remind the group.

"Yeah, But it's not OUR Homeworld, right?" Red pointed out.

"We don't have to listen to them! They don't even know we're here!"Pink exclaimed and jumped for joy.

"HOORAY FOR LOOPHOLES!" Yellow exclaimed.

"…Uh, I don't think it's a loophole…" Purple told the loud gem.

"Heh. How about a celebration kiss, 'RQ'? Blue leaned close to the larger gem. RQ punched the chalcedony in response.

After the group calmed down a little, Pearl stood up and spoke.

"Now that all the introductions and back-stories are done, what exactly are we going to do with these gems?"

"Hmm. This is a bit of a problem…" Garnet said, deep in thought.

"What, it's not like you can leave us behind! Besides, I'm gonna need help keeping these guys in line!" RQ said with some anger in her voice.

Clank! Clank! Clank!

A new sound, like metal hitting metal, alarmed the groups. No one moved as it continued. But then Garnet motioned for everyone to follow her outside. Many gasped as the source of the sound became apparent: One of many for the Crystal Gems, but a first for the newcomers.

A gem monster.


Note: I've tried to put some sort of speaking quirk to differentiate the brothers if needed. If you ever wondered why Green stutters a bit or why Yellow always yells, thats why.