Author's Note:
Haya: I'm baaack....sorry it took me so long to update but I was uber sick as well as uber lazy -yawns-
Gaara: -stares into the camera- Haya aka lapushxwolfxgirl does not own Naruto or Twilight
Haya: thats right -coughs- Today's special guest is.....Konohamaru!
-audience applauds-
Konohamaru: -runs into the room waving at the cameras- Hi guys!
Haya: Welcome to the show, word on the street is that you are going to prank Naruto and then post it on the Internet..is that true?
Konohamaru: Yes, it is as a matter of fact
Haya: Do you mind sharing it?
Konohamaru: And ruin the suspense no....
Gaara: Anyway on with the show.....
Sai looked around then at Naruto, "so how long before this flight is over?" As soon as Naruto was about to speak up the captain got on the loudspeaker. "Hello this is your captain again, I just wanted to let
you guys know that Captain Jones of the Mist Village will not be stealling our snacks thanks to the Konoha Air Patrol. Those poor passengers on that other plane won't be going to California now, anyway I
just wanted to say that everyone can calm down and continue watching the movie. And to answer someone's question we will be arriving at our destination in 3 hours." Haya looked over the seat to see
what Sasuke was doing so she could finish carrying out her plan. Sasuke's snoring was so loud that some of the passengers that was seated next to the group either put their headphones on to drown out
the snoring or tried to open their window to jump out the plane. "Hey Sai, can I borrow your marker...the permanent one." Haya asked quietly looking Sai's way. "Um sure but what for exactly?" Sai asked
tossing it to Haya but instead the marker hit her square in the face. Haya gave Sai a death glare before getting out of her seat, she takes the top off the marker walks up to Sasuke's seat. Haya grinned
evily as she started drawing a flower on his cheek, a little mustache and the word "LOSER" on his forehead. Some of the passengers who was sitting near Sasuke was snickering and taking pictures with
their cellphones, Haya quickly admired her 'work of art' and quickly sat back down in her seat before the attendant came back. "Now I see what you wanted it for, I would have drew something else on his
face like a pe..." Sai was about to finish his sentence but Haya gave him a mean glare before he could utter his favorite word. "Why do you like to say that word, are you trying to make up for something
that you might be lacking?" Haya said trying not to laugh. "I'm not trying to compensate for anything, I actually have one thank you very much." Sai said firmly. "Really? You sure fooled me." Haya
retorted. "Why don't you come and see for yourself." "No thank you I think I will pass on that." Haya said rolling her eyes." A few minutes passed by, it was too quiet Gaara was sleeping peacefully he is so
cute when he is sleeping, Naruto was taking a nap as well I guess so he could bother us when we get there. Haya though to herself and narrated as well, she quickly pulled out her cellphone and snapped a
picture of Gaara setting it as her phone's wallpaper. Sai continued to draw looking at Haya every now and then. Haya decided to get up out of her seat and went to sit next to Sai to see what he was
drawing. "What are you drawing?" Haya asked trying not to sound bored. Sai handed the tablet to Haya. Haya opened the book and flipped through the pages but stopped at the last page, "oh my its
beautiful." she said as she looked at the drawing it looked like a wedding cake with a couple on top. "Thanks, I'm not done with it though." Sai said smiling a little as he grabbed the tablet and put it back in
his backpack. "Where did you get the design from?" Haya asked trying to make conversation. "I made it up myself..." Sai said feeling a little embarrassed. "Well it looks nice, who are the people on top of
the cake?" Haya asked a little interested. "Just some people." Sai blurted out. "What is it like?" Sai asked. "What's what like." Haya asked raising her eyebrow. "Baking, I always wanted to bake a cake."
Sai said boldly. "Uhh its fun, maybe one day we can bake one." Haya said trying not to sound or look surprised. 'That was weird..Sai wants to bake...weird oh well.' "Well I'm going to go back to my seat
now.." Haya said as she went back to her seat next to Gaara. Haya sat in the chair quietly texting Hinata abut thirty minutes later she dozed off. About two and a half hours later, the plane finally
landed...you wouldn't guess where. In Forks, Washington, why would Naruto want to go to Forks? The motley crew of five got off the plane and was stopped by security for some ninja items that was
accidently packed in the luggage. The security people made a big scene, the gang was taken into the back for interrogation. "Alright you kids, what are you doing with all these weapons and why do you
have a gourd full of sand?!" The security guard yelled at them as his eyes got as wide as saucers, he resembled Ibiki Morino a lot, we'll just call him "Baldy" for now. Naruto being the leader of this group,
decided to speak up only causing more trouble. "Well we're ninjas from Konoha and we forgot to leave our ninja weapons at home..." There was a long pause after Naruto spoke, then he spoke again. "The
sand belongs to him!!" Naruto said yelling pointing to Gaara. "Sir I did a internet check on this "Konoha" but it said on google that it is a made up village in Japan and that it doesn't exist." A young looking
security said frantically, if a person wasn't thinking they would take a double take and say is that Rock Lee. The interrogator moved his gaze from Naruto seeing that he isn't going to get anywhere with
this kid. "So you guys want to play games huh, where are your parents and do they know about this?" Baldy said. "Well if you mean strip poker then we love games and thats non of your business" Sai
said firmly. "STRIP POKER!?" Officer "Baldy" said in a surprised tone. "Strip poker, really where?" Naruto said frantically jumping up out of the chair. "Shut up di..." Sai was about to finish his sentence then
he gave Haya a puppy dog face, "alright fine you can say it." Haya said. "Shut up you dickless moron." Sai said throwing his shoe at Naruto hitting him where the sun don't shine, causing Naruto to fall to
the floor with a loud thud, with his hands between his legs. 'These kids are going to drive me crazy..' Officer "Baldy" thought to himself. Sasuke couldn't help form laughing from what was happening,
actually getting on everyone's nerves. "Shut up you gutless homo!" Haya shrieked at Sasuke causing him to sink in the chair he was sitting in. "That was niiiiice." Sai said in a Fonz like voice. Gaara
stretched out his neck to read the officer's badge. "Look Sanchez, we're just a bunch of kids who won a contest and someone pulled a prank on us by putting those weapons in our luggage, that's all. We're
not mentally capable of being dangerous let alone mature..See what I mean." Gaara said pointing to a now fighting Sai and Naruto, Sasuke was in the corner sobbing like a mad man from the statement
Haya made. Haya was in the chair next to Gaara laughing and texting Konohamaru frantically. Officer Sanchez slapped his forehead from all the madness that was happening. "Oi, he can control sand!!
Watch!" Naruto said as he chucked a balled up piece of paper at Gaara, his sand didn't defend him so instead he got hit in the face. Gaara just narrowed his eyes sending death glares to Naruto. "See what
he mean, so can we please go then?" Haya said not looking up from her cellphone. "Look you kids can go, get the heck out you kids are going to drive me crazy!" Officer Sanchez opened the door and
literally threw them out of the interrogation room, he then slammed the door behind them screaming curse words in Spanish on the other side. "Wow that was weird, good acting guys!" Haya said almost
in a cheerleader like tone. "Um what acting, we were serious..." Sai said in mono tone. After all that confusion, our heros went to the Starbucks inside the airport to plan what their going to do next. "Is it
me or do we look different..." Gaara said looking at Naruto and the rest of the gang. "What do you mean?" Haya asked in confusion. "Here look for yourself." Gaara said handing Haya a small mirror he
had in his pocket. "Oh my gosh!! I got pimples!!" Haya screamed nearly crying. "Um you had them all along except now their more transparent on your skin.." Sasuke said poking a zit on Haya's face. "So
you're saying that I'm dark now!" Haya said as she balled up her fist about to attack, Sasuke backing away slowly. "Well my theory is that, when we left from Konoha we must have entered into a parallel
universe causing us not to be anime characters but real people, thats why Gaara's sand didn't protect him from the rouge paper ball that Naruto threw." Sai said rubbing his chin looking into the camera.
Naruto disappeared for a few minutes then reappeared, smiling happily. "Guess what a limo is going to be picking us up and we're going to be staying in a hotel!" Naruto said jumping up and down, Haya
quickly calmed down then squealed happily. "Um that good and Naruto, but who is paying for all this?" Haya questioned. "MTV thats who, we're going to be on a show called, "Raccoons, Foxes and
Wolves." Naruto said holding up a contract with some poorly signed signatures of Sai, Sasuke, Gaara and Haya. "I do not sign my name like that!" Haya shrieked snatching the contracting from Naruto
trying to rip it up. "Did I mention that we each will get two thousand dollars a week to buy stuff..." Naruto said nervously twiddling his thumbs like what Hinata does. "Oh well then that settles that then,
I'm good no complaints." Haya said calming down smiling. "The Producer said that if we get good ratings, did I mention I'll have all the ramen I can eat, we'll have celebrity status, and we'll get paid
more...." Naruto said trailing off.
Sasuke: So you mean to tell me we're going to be on a reality show?
Naruto: -walks into the room in a fox costume- Yep, on MTV -smiles-
Haya: That means we're going: to be famous, fangirls/fanboys woohoo!!
Sai: Nice, so when are we going to get some new threads?
Naruto: In the next chapter
Haya: One question, why are we in Forks? And what is the motive of this show, and how did MTV find us?
Naruto: You said one question! That's secret, and the show is like any other reality show on MTV, and I sent MTV a tape of our antics and the rest is history.
Gaara: We're out of time, see ya later guys -waves-