SasoDei – Sekkus Skato – Chapter 4
Master of the House
When Deidara entered the room once more, Sasori was sitting at the teacher's desk, exact same position as before.
He turned a page, the light shining off his god damn sexy glasses.
"Next time, please keep me out of your sexual fantasies, Brat."
"Ah, sure, un."
Deidara blushed as he sat back down in his seat.
They just sat in silence, Deidara plotting the demise of his sisters.
The bell suddenly rang out. Sasori looked at the clock briefly before slamming the book shut with a snap. He got up, taking his glasses off and slipping them into his pocket. Sasori sat down in the seat next to Deidara's.
"Time table, Brat." Sasori held out his hand. Deidara blinked before passing the paper to Sasori.
The red head scanned over the sheet, cursing beneath his breath.
"Same as me. I don't know what's worse, a school full of guys, or you…" Sasori tapped his chin softly in thought. "Hard decision, but I gotta go with you being worse. Of course, there is less chance of you raping me, since I heard your little fantasy. Shall I call you Uke from now on, Brat?"
Deidara's face flushed and he snatched his time table back.
"Oh shut it, un!!"
The door opened. A lady walked into the room. She wore a creamy yellow jacket and had largish breasts. She wore a mesh shirt and a pair of denim (very) short shorts. She closed the door and looked from Sasori to Deidara.
"Konnichiwa Sasori-San…" She then looked at Deidara. "Onamae wan an des ka?" Deidara just blinked at her. A voice suddenly whispered in his ear.
"Tell her Watashi no namae wa gaki des."
"Watashi no namae wa gaki des, un?"
The teacher blinked at him and burst out laughing.
"BRAT!?! YOUR NAME IS BRAT!?!"
Deidara flushed and shot the smirking Sasori a glare.
"No, un. My name is Deidara."
"Baka."
The teacher sniggered.
"Konnichiwa Deidara-Chan. My name is Anko sensei. So Deidara, is Sasori your 'Danna'?"
Sasori gave a horrified expression.
"What meaning?"
Anko looked at Sasori.
"Well I certainly don't mean Husband!!"
"WAIT!!! DANNA MEANS HUSBAND, UN!?!"
"Yep, I'm his Danna, though not as in husband."
"Good then, now-"
"Wait, WHAT!?! WHAT THE FUCK DOES DANNA MEAN!?!"
"It means Master."
"YOU'RE NOT MY MASTER, UN!!!"
Sasori gave a smirk.
"Every boy who is in this school, their ass automatically belongs to me."
Deidara blinked at him, before giving him an unamused expression.
"And you claim to be straight, un?"
Sasori glared at him.
"So it is settled, kiddoes!! Deidara, you are to call Sasori 'Sasori Danna', and Sasori, you are to call Deidara…"
"Gaki?"
Anko smirked.
"Dei-Chan!!"
It was Sasori's turn to flush. He glared and mumbled poisonous curses beneath his breath.
Deidara suddenly stood up.
"Wait, un…NO WAY AM I CALLING HIM-"
"Sit down, Dei-Chan."
"Yes, Sasori Danna, un."
Deidara sat back down quickly.
Sasori chuckled and Anko bust out laughing.
"YOU REALLY GOT HIM WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FINGER, DON'T YOU SASORI-SAN!?!"
Deidara flushed crimson.
"OH SCREW YOU BOTH, UN!!!"
Deidara stood up from the desk and tried to walk to the door. He found he couldn't though. He looked down at his ankles to see that they were hand cuffed to the chair legs. He flushed deeper and looked at Sasori. He was looking into the distance, twirling a key around his index finger.
"I took the liberty of hand cuffing you to the seat, Brat."
Deidara blinked.
Oh GREAT!!! Now only was he SEXY, he was also good with HAND CUFFS!!!
Deidara pouted and sat back down.
"Okay, Bishies, back to business!! Deidara, welcome to Japanese for guys!!!"
Deidara looked around noticing that he and Sasori were the only students.
Just great. Just FUCKING great!!
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"You should be happy to have classes with me, Brat."
"Well, news flash, I'm not, un!!"
Sasori smirked.
"Whatever gay boy."
Deidara puffed out his cheeks.
"Later."
Sasori suddenly disappeared. Deidara mumbled to himself.
"Bastard, un."
"HEY DEI!!!"
Deidara looked to see Konan waving at him. He gave a small wave back.
"What's next, un?"
"Home economics."
"Cool, un."
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Deidara walked into the cooking class room. Unlike Japanese there were girls.
"Ah, Miss Iwa!!"
"I'm a GUY, un!!!"
The teacher smirked knowingly down at him.
"Anyway, I am Ms Aokira." The teacher had long purple hair. She looked like an older version of Woolfy!! Her eyes were coal black and she seemed to be fairly flat chested. "Let's see…Ah, Akasuna needs a partner!! AKASUNA!!"
Deidara held his breath. Please be Gaara. Please be Gaara. PLEASE be GAARA!!!
"Hello there, Dei-Chan."
Deidara pouted.
"Hello Sasori Danna, un."
Why did the world love to ruin his many hopes and dreams so damn much?!
"Sasori, you will be Deidara's partner in Home Ec, since you are the only one with out a partner."
"Do I have to, Ao? He annoys the hell out of me."
Aokira smirked rather sadistically down at them.
"Yes you do. It amuses me. Plus you provide Comic Relief with your constant bad mouthing of Deidara, and it makes the readers have more hope for SasoDei than GaarDei."
"Oh please, Ao, Gaara hasn't even appeared since chapter 2!! Oh, and I'm straight."
"I'm sure he is bound to re enter the plot sometime or other."
"I don't think so."
Deidara blinked at them both.
"Can we just skip this 'conversation'? I have no idea what the fuck you two are talking about, un."
Aokira rolled her eyes.
"Whatever. You are in kitchen area 3. Today you are making Lemon Tarts."
Deidara pulled on a pink apron (wondering where the hell Sasori got his black one from) and they both started to cook.
As they cooked, Sasori started to hum the tune 'Master of the House' from Les Miserables.
AND THE BASTARD CLAIMED TO BE STRAIGHT!?!
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Lolz XD Sasori and Aokira start talking bout the plot XD
Thanx to my Lonely Planet Japanese Phrase Book X3 Lolz
Lolz X3 I love Lemon Tarts
Sozzy bout having a few OCs in it, they wont be very large roles ^-^"
Anyway, yeah X3
Review please