Delicious!
Chapter Four
Currently, Toon Link was hidden. Where? I don't know. He paid me so I wouldn't tell you. But, he was currently in a box. It was very cramped in there, and he felt something run up against his leg, but it was a place to stay for the moment.
"Kid, will you mind, I'm kinda in a moment!"
"Oh gawd, who is this?!"
"SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
Toon Link laughed nervously. "Hehe... okay then, Snake."
"RAAAAWR! FOOD FOR ME!" The walls surrounding them were ripped to shreds, revealing the two.
Snake gaped. "M-my boxy woxy! You've ruined her. Nooooooooooo! No! This is terrible! WAAAAUGH!" Snake rolled around in the remains of his box, then ran around in circles before jumping out the window, shattering the glass and leaving shards of the fragile substance scattered around the restroom where the two had been hidden.
"... This is the third floor," Kirby said. "Oh well. COME TO PAPA!"
"Aiiiiiiiiiieeee!" Toon Link zoomed out of the bathroom.
"Come back here, sammich!" Kirby screamed, referring to Toon Link as a sandwich.
Meanwhile, the two kept on playing the disturbing game of cat and mouse. Toon Link jumped into Luigi's room, quickly looking for something that could assist him in escaping Kirby's hungry wrath. His abnormally large "cat eyes," as Snake and Sakurai called them, scanned the room. There, sprawled underneath a shoe, was a mushroom.
"Yes!" He sprang onto it, and surely his size changed. But... he became smaller.
"Gwah? Nooooo!" Of course, this act of stupidity not only made him shrink, but that wail made Kirby find him even faster than anticipated!
"There you are, morsel! Yahaha-OWIE!" Kirby was hit in the face by a shoe that Toon Link threw at him.
"Stop laughing! It's so annoying!" said the mini-Link. He reached for the closest object he could find, which happened to be one of Luigi's huge dressers, and chucked it at Kirby. The puffball shouted in pain and was subdued for a moment.
"Wow. I didn't know those shrooms made you strong!" Kirby said before commencing panic at the fact that there was a dresser on top of him. Toon Link took advantage of this and began to run again. Luckily, he grew back to normal size by now.
Finally, he discovered some kind of cellar under a rug. (Don't ask how. Or die) Toon Link ran down there, hoping to find a place to hide, some kind of explosive device, or some vague combination of the two. Unfortunately, he found none. But he DID find some freakish looking laboratory. Hmm. Must have been there for the pleasure of Crazy Hand. Come to think of it... where was Crazy Hand?
In Tijuana, Mexico...
"HOLA COMPADRES!!" Shouted the insane hand.
"... Mami, porque esta hablando un mano?" said a little girl. She then grabbed a conveniently placed lobster and tossed it onto the hand, who began to scream as it clawed out his non-existant eyes.
Back at Smash Mansion/Estate/Whatever...
Toon Link ended up mixing some also-conveniently placed chemicals and hoped they'd do something. In the nick of time too, since Kirby was coming down the steps.
"Haaaai! I know you're down here. And no throwing dressers this time! Those things are REALLY painful!"
"Eat this, bubble-gum freak!" A vile holding a foul green liquid sailed through the air, hitting the kirby squarely on the forehead. At first, it did nothing.
"Ha! Looks like you're BOLTED!"
"What?"
"Oh, it's like being screwed, only it's a bolt, smart, huh?" Kirby said proudly, almost resembling a sane person. BAM! He became blue in a second. Other than that though, nothing happened. Toon Link frowned, but had an idea. He grabbed two pencils and taped them together, forming a wonky cross. He then approached Kirby and stuck the makeshift cross in his face.
"DIE EVIL SCUM FROM HECK!" yelled the child.
"... What the crap?" Kirby then grabbed the cross and tried throwing it, but instead, his now blue hand began to sizzle. "OMG! It burns!"
"Wow, I didn't think that would work!" Toon Link thought as he ran back up the steps. Apparently, Kirby was still being burned. It was strange; the weirdest things were giving him enough time to escape. Oh well, can't question that kind of thing, he thought. By this point, he had reached the edge of Lucario's room, where he began.
A/N: Wow, I wonder what will happen now? Well, I already know, but I'm just acting for your sake. Oh, and the scenes with Snake freaking out and Toon Link using a cross were Atomic Cube's idea. But I changed them a bit. Mwehehe. Thanks for the reviews!