Hammers And Nails
Forrest Behind The School
Shiro stared at the weapon he had barely deflected with a reinforced palm. It was a nail with a chain connected to it. That gave him ideas.
First things first, he projected an industrial strength winch around the chain, a winch which immediately powered up and began spinning, making the chain go taut before being pulled in so rapidly the chain blurred. Less than a minute later, a big object came shooting out of the trees towards him and the winch and he grinned as he projected an object in his hands which began rapidly expanding. Grinning as the figure continued getting closer revealing a rather beautiful woman with long purple hair and for some reason an elaborate blindfold over her eyes, Shiro took a stance and shouted "GET OVER HERE!"
Of course the woman tried to attack him with a second nail on a chain combo as she was yanked forward, but Shiro easily smacked the weapon away with his reinforced self inflating hammer before he held it above his head and gave his best warbling war cry before bringing it down right where the woman would land. Said woman tried to dodge but Shiro's hammer clipped her left shoulder and she stumbled long enough for Shiro to slam the hammer into her gut throwing her against a tree the had a rather large crack form at the impact point. Before she could recover, Shiro pounced with reinforced legs and slammed the hammer into her gut again, sending her clear through the tree with at least one rib, if not broken, then most definitely cracked.
Quickly side stepping the falling tree, Shiro narrowed his eyes at Rider before his hammer glowed with evil intent along with prana and he shot forward again. Even with the strange blindfold covering her eyes he could see the 'Oh Crap!' expression on her face as she began desperately dodging the hammer, which left small craters in the ground and took huge chunks out of the trees. She did NOT want to get hit by that! But then Shiro let go of the darn thing catching her off guard as the momentum of his latest swing allowed it to go far enough fast enough to clip her shoulder spinning her with the force of it. Spinning a full circle in a flare of her long hair, she came back to facing Shiro just long enough to see he had another, even bigger hammer that had a shaft as long as he was tall and a head that was easily five feet wide. Rider only had time to widen her eyes behind her blindfold though because the hammer was already coming down by the time she saw it and it slammed into her torso hard enough that it caused the nearby trees to visibly shudder when she cratered the ground with it.
Pulling the massive toy hammer out with ease after dropping its reinforcement, Shiro put it on his shoulder and studied his handiwork. Seeing Rider splayed out in a small crater softly groaning in pain and with twitching limbs, he nodded to himself before turning around and walking away, having, and giving into the urge to begin singing Here Comes The Hammer by MC Hammer as he began heading back home.
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