The Disclaimer of many Disclaimed Disclaims!

I don't own anything except this story. Sue me and I will give you a lint ball, because that's all I have right now.

Note: this chapter will have no plot advancement (not that there is a plot) because MisFox requested this and I have no free time to write something hooked with this, so whatever. Request something when I'm not in a Romano-prone-week. INDEED!

And the many *cough only one vote really? Cough* votes are in, and Mavis is counted "one Mavis, two Mavis' three Mavis' four Mavis' etc."

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Let's try to remember what happened last time. Mavis is now three Mavis', Syaoran is scared shitless, Xiao Lang is yet to be found, and Seto is fiercely protective of the two "Cosplayers" that happen to be Syaoran. Oh, and Alice, by demand, is now Fai's slave. All in all, it has been a normal day.

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"What the heck?" was pretty much a collective cry from the petty five person audience watching as Mavis suddenly became three Mavis'. Two Mavis' were enough, now there's a third one? That is horrible!

But nobody had much time to worry about poor Syaoran except Seto, who is always thinking about him and his clone and whatever anyway.

"ALICE! YOU HAVE A ROLE NOW TOO! YOU HAVE TO CAUSE A CHARACTER DEATH! WHY? LOOK AT MY CELLPHONE! I GOT A TEXT FROM A MAVIS THAT IS HIGHER UP IN THE UNIVERSE TO MAKE YOU KILL SOMEONE! AND I WANT A CHARACTER DEATH ANYWAY, THIS IS JUST CONVINENT!" yelled Mavis, quite happy that there would be a character death.

"Wha- bu- eeh- why- why do I have to do it! Do I have to?" asked Alice.

"YES!" caroused Fai and Mavis.

"Bu- wha! FAI!" yelled Alice indignantly.

"If I disagreed, Mavis would kill me." said Fai.

"True! Very true! Mwahahahahahaha" Mavis was cut off when she suddenly fell over, twitched, and died.

"That was annoying." Said Seto. "But anyway, I will explain the details of this. You kill Syaoran, you die. You kill Xiao Lang, you die."

"And if you touch me, shorty, you die." Added Kurogane.

Who can I kill? wondered Alice. Let's think. Kill Kurogane=dead. Kill any Syaoran=dead. Kill Fai=? She looked over at Fai.

"You can't kill me or yourself." said Fai cheerfully.

"Is Mokona an option?" asked Alice hopefully.

"If you can travel to different dimensions yourself, then yes, you may." Said Mavis cheerfully.

"Then who can I kill?" wailed Alice.

"Mavis." Said Mavis.

"Wait! When did you get alive again? And what do you mean that I can kill you? The entire army can't kill you, what makes you think I can?" said Alice.

"Oh, no, not me, Mavis! The other Mavis'! Which to kill, the Hero Complex, or the Royalty Complex? Said Mavis, ignoring the other questions. "The one you don't kill will help you, too! Because I really want a character death!"

"Uhm… I will kill-" Alice was flustered at being asked to kill someone, and it being an alternate self of one of the friends wasn't helping. "Um- Hero! Wait, no Royalty!"

"Alright! She's gonna kill the hero!" yelled Mavis, apparently to Steve, the 'Awesome Shapeshifting Unicorn That Was a Fairy Right Now'

"Wait! No!" yelled Alice, but it was too late.

"Oh, and you have to wear a cat outfit, too!" said Fai, clearly not paying attention to Alice's unhappiness, and shoved a cat outfit into her arms, then gesturing to the changing room.

"When did there get to be a changing room?" asked Alice.

"Since I made one." Said Mavis.

"I hate you." Said Alice bitterly as she walked toward the changing room.

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Well… MisFox said my Fai was less perverted than VixenSetosTsubasa's, so things happened in my mind that shouldn't have been there.