Yo! Back with the next set of drabbles. The first drabble, Pregnant Women, take place at a time before Yukihime was born. This idea was too funny to ignore. The characters may seem OOC, but you'd be surprised what pregnancies do to people. (I would know, my cousin is pregnant.) I hope you enjoy!

Life With The Hitsugaya Family

Chapter 4

Drabble VII: Pregnant Women

Pregnant. Not a word you hear every day in the Seireitei. That is because it doesn't happen much, especially within the Gotei 13. There has not been a pregnancy within the Gotei 13 in over two hundred years. That is up until now of course. And it is the Tenth Division Taicho's luck that he happens to impregnate his wife and Fukutaicho.

Which brings us to our current situation.

"How dare you call me fat!!!" Rangiku shouted, throwing her tea cup at him from across the room. Toshiro ducked before it could make contact with his head, and cringed when it hit the wall, shattering and spilling the liquid inside everywhere.

"I was not calling you fat! All I said was you're a bit heavier than before!" He defended, bracing himself for anymore objects flying towards him.

"Well it's your fault! You did this to me!" She cried. "You got me pregnant! You should be supportive of your wife who's carrying your child, not commenting her weight you insensitive jerk!" Rangiku shrieked, throwing the lamp on the night stand at him after ripping it out of the plug.

"Whoa! Are you trying to electrocute us?!" He exclaimed stepping to the side to avoid injury from the lamp flying into the wall. "Rangiku calm down! I'm sorry if I made you misunderstand, but I was not calling you fat! Please calm down before you kill us all..." He murmured the last part, but she still seemed to hear.

"When a man gets a woman pregnant he should wait on her hand and foot! Do you have ANY idea about all the CRAP I'm going through?! Huh?! Do you?! All the nausea, the mood swings, the sore feet, the hormones, the aching back, the list goes on! And you have the nerve to say I'm heavier than before? I'm pregnant you moron!" Rangiku roared, grabbing the closest pillow and thrusting it into his face.

Now he was aware that maybe he had said the wrong thing when she was checking her weight on the scale. But pity him for not expecting this kind of reaction, which he blamed mostly on the things she was going through that had just been listed. Of course she did have a valid point in saying he was being a bit insensitive. Most pregnant women can be very sensitive about weight and looks during pregnancy, which is what Rangiku is going through right now.

"Please Ran, calm down. I'm sorry if I was... insensitive, but you kinda have to admit was I said was the truth-" Toshiro's words went muffled as a blanket was thrown over his head.

"You can sleep on the couch tonight you jerk!" And with that he was (Literally) thrown out of his own bedroom, and forced to sleep on a couch that was rock hard when compared to the nice comfy couch at the office. Toshiro made a mental note to get a new couch before the next rampage his wife went on.

About an hour later...

"Toshiro?..." He cracked one eye open, having not been able to get a wink of sleep on the couch, to see her standing by the couch. What surprised him was the soft tone she spoke in, and the apologetic expression on her face.

"The bed isn't as warm as it is when you're in it... And I know I overreacted a little earlier..." He would've commented but decided against it in fear that she'd blow up again. "So I'm sorry... Please come back into the bed with me..." She whispered, staring at her fingers fiddling with each other over her growing stomach. He smiled.

"Come on, let's get some sleep." He said softly, wrapping an arm around her and walking her back to their room. He wasn't mad at her at all, he did not blame her for her behavior either.

After all, pregnant women do strange things.

Drabble VIII: Pictures

"And this is one of your father when he was a baby, isn't he so adorable? Aww look at him with his little pacifier and blanket." Rangiku giggled, pointing to a photo inside a large photo album. Toshiro growled from his seat on the sofa as he watched his wife entertain their child with pictures. Yukihime giggled along with her mother, sitting comfortably in her lap with the large book set in front of her.

"And this one is my favorite; Your father's first watermelon. Look at him, he looks so cute with the juice all over his little face and hands! Doesn't he look so adorable Yukihime?" Rangiku asked the child, who responded by clapping her hands and smiling widely.

"Must you show her my pictures? I'm sure there are lots of other photos you can show her that don't involve my humiliation." Toshiro grumbled. "Oh lighten up Toshi, it's not like I'm sending these photos to Shinigami Weekly. I'm only showing them to our daughter who has a right to see her father's childhood. Besides, you should really blame your grandmother for sending these photos." Rangiku defended.

"That's because you asked for them!" He glared. "Oh did I? Hee hee, oh yeah I did." Toshiro let out a groan. "Alright I'll show her some of my childhood pictures. Lets see..." Rangiku flipped through several pages, knowing which pages were which because of the sections she placed them in.

"Here we go, here's one of me in Rukongai. I was a beauty even way back then." Rangiku said proudly, running a hand through her ginger hair. Toshiro let out a snort.

"How come there's only four pictures of you as a kid mommy?" Yukihime asked, looking up to Rangiku. "I didn't have much of a childhood. And unlike your father, I don't have any baby pictures either. I don't remember anything before I was saved as a child." Rangiku explained, a sad sentimental tone in her voice. Toshiro's frown deepened.

"Who saved you?" Yukihime asked. "Someone I am partially grateful to." Toshiro answered, causing Rangiku to look up at him in surprise. "If he hadn't saved her she wouldn't be here with us right now, and you probably wouldn't exist." He said, getting up from his seat to sit beside them, wrapping his arms around Rangiku.

"Aww Toshi, you hopeless romantic." Rangiku said, giggling at the blush on his cheeks. She gave him a quick peck before returning her attention to the photo album.

"Now I'll show you the pictures taken the day you were born. Like this one; Three hours after you were born. Oh my gosh I'm a mess!" Rangiku said in horror, staring at the photo of her laying in bed, looking like she went through a tornado. Toshiro grinned.

"Wait til you see the one of your mother right after you were born. She looks even worse than she does here."

ROFL. That's it for this chapter. Hope you liked it. I actually wrote more than 1,000 words this time. Don't you love me? Anyway these drabbles were really fun, and I was laughing through most of it all. Toshiro can be so easy to write sometimes, but never will he be as easy to write as Rangiku. But, the next couple drabbles will be up soon, so stay tuned! Keep reading and reviewing you guys! Until next time!

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