Disclaimer: I don't own Fairly Oddparents. I own Orion, however.

Remy held Norm's lava lamp in his hands. As he watched the goo inside float, Norm hovered over him. Both were silent, waiting for a chance to act.

Finally, at long last, the Shadow entered the room, creeping from the darkness that had created him. With a malevolent smile, he spoke. "Now is the time. Serve your purpose Remy."

Smiling, Remy rubbed the lava lamp. "Norm, my first wish. I wish the security system at Fairy World Maximum Security Prison was disabled!"

Normally, Norm would twist whatever his master said, either to fit his interests, or just because he was a jerk. But this time, he didn't.

Remy had said exactly what was needed.

Smiling, Norm snapped his fingers.

Binky stared lazily at the control panel. It seemed that ever since the black plague incident, he had been incredibly down on his luck. He was spun around for nearly four hundred years, had his TV show canceled, got blamed for a missile that hit Fairy World, got his wand stolen just when he needed it the most, and got chained down by muscular pixies for wearing bright clothes.

Apparently, the last one had a silver lining. Jorgen was impressed by him standing up to the pixies and gave him a slightly more desirable job: being his personal assistant. This involved a lot of pain, as Jorgen tended to punch everyone, including his friends, in the face. Not only that, but he had been on duty during the mass anti-fairy break out a few months ago, which had been halted by Timmy Turner and Jimmy Neutron. He had taken a lot of heat for that. But maybe things would get better.

However, those hopes were dashed when suddenly, every monitor blinked out.

"What the…" he began, but he was cut off by a worse noise.

He looked behind him, out into the cell area. To his horror, every magical door on every cell was disappearing.

"No…" he whispered.

Suddenly, the air became a sea of black, as nearly every anti-fairy in the universe flew up in the air, laughing maniacally. As they swarmed in the air, Jorgen appeared beside his assistant in a gigantic mushroom cloud.

"BINKY! WHAT IS GOING ON?" He demanded, his voice shaking the building.

"I don't know! The system just shut down! I can't start it back up."

"This must be the work of Anti-Cosmo. Fortunately, the walls of this prison are made of concentrated light magic. Not even the combined efforts of every anti-fairy in the universe could destroy it."

"My second wish," Remy said, still holding Norm's lamp. "I wish that every anti-fairy in the universe had their strength increased ten-fold!"

Once again, Norm snapped his fingers.

Suddenly, every anti-fairy in the prison began to glow a blue aurora. Soon, they stopped moving and floated in place. Soon, they all began to get bigger, more muscular. From the lower levels, Binky and Jorgen watched in horror.

"W-what's happening?" Binky asked, his voice shaken.

Jorgen was known throughout the magical worlds as being powerful. He feared nothing. He considered fear a weakness, and remained confident in his abilities.

And yet, here he was very afraid.

"I don't know. SCRAMBLE THE FAIRIES NOW!" He ordered. Binky quickly poofed away.

At that moment, every anti-fairy pointed their black wands at the wall.

In that moment, something happened that Jorgen could not believe.

The wall exploded.

The anti-fairies poured out of the prison in a river of blue and black. Each cackling maniacally, the evil opposites unleashed blasts of dark magic on any guard that was foolish enough to try and stop them. Of course, they didn't kill anyone. That would have been foolish. Anti-fairies exist to compensate for fairies. After all, light cannot exist without dark, and vise-versa. Killing anyone of them would only mean one less anti. So, they let them live…but just barely.

However, all anti-fairies stopped when an anti-poof was heard. They all turned their heads to see their leader, Anti-Cosmo, floating along side his wife. Like every other anti-fairy, they had been powered up, and had a blue aurora glowing around them.

"My anti brethren," Anti-Cosmo began, "we have been given freedom and power by the magnificent Shadow. Now, he only asks for one thing in return: the utter destruction of Fairy World, and the capture of every pathetic fairy in this wretched place!"

The anti-fairies went wild.

The Shadow watched this scene on one of his monitors with glee. After a moment, he turned to H.P. and Sanderson.

"You remember what to do in case the invasion fails?" He asked.

"Of course," H.P. replied dully. "We use a few loopholes left over from our hostile takeover of Fairy World."

"In a hidden clause we added to Turner's wish after the golf game, we would be reinstated in the event Fairy World is in unfit condition. We could easily make it in our image," Sanderson added.

The pixie laughed their usual monotone laugh while the Shadow smiled evilly.

Blissfully unaware of what was happening above, Chester stood at the entryway of the trailer park he called home. Next to him, Orion was disguised as a dog, while Cosmo and Wanda floated next to him as butterflies. Chester was tapping his foot impatiently.

"Come on, where's Trixie?" He asked.

"Maybe we should go ahead without her," Wanda suggested hopefully.

"No, if we want that amulet off Timmy, we need all the help we can get," Orion reminded. "Besides, maybe seeing Trixie will allow Timmy to fight the amulet."

"Oh, but you will not be removing that amulet," a voice behind them. Every creature there turned his or her heads to see a very muscular fairy.

"Juandissimo!" Cosmo and Wanda said in unison.

"Hey, aren't you that fairy that lost a magical duel to some green haired idiot?" Orion asked.

"Hey, I was that green haired idiot!" Cosmo snapped.

"Whatever. The point is why aren't we going to remove that amulet?"

"Oh, because if that small boy begins to think clearly, he might try and stop us too soon. Which is why no one will be helping him."

"Now hold on," Wanda protested poofing in front of her ex-boyfriend in her regular form. "What makes you think I won't help my godchild?"

Juandissimo smile instantly made Wanda nervous. However, before she could act on this, he pulled something out from behind his back.

Seconds later, Wanda's immense hatred for the muscular fairy was replaced with an extreme attraction.

"Because I have a feeling you would rather be with me," Juandissimo said.

"Another love amulet?" Chester asked, exasperated.

After seeing this, Cosmo instantly went into rage. He poofed into his human for and charged directly at Juandissimo, grabbing his shirt collar. "TAKE IT OFF OF HER NOW!" He demanded.

Juandissimo responded by jamming the tip of his wand into Cosmo's stomach. Seconds later, lightning erupted from the wand, sending Cosmo flying back quite a distance.

This surprised Chester, but Orion was shocked even more.

"You're using combat magic?" He asked, shocked. "You're crazy! You could kill him!"

"That is my goal," he answered simply. "Get in my way and I will kill you as well."

Juandissimo began to float to where Cosmo had landed. However, a fireball, which struck him in the side halted him, sending him to the ground.

Orion held his wand out. Smoke was rising from its tip.

"If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get," Orion said. At that moment, Cosmo poofed next to him. "Do you know any combat magic?"

"Yeah, everyone at the Fairy Academy is required to learn it."

"Good. The two of us can take this guy," Orion replied, readying his wand.

"Perhaps you would be able to handle me," Juandissimo said, rising from where he fell. "But I will not be fighting alone."

He turned his head in Wanda's direction. "Mi amore, that green haired fool is trying to take you away. You must stop him or you'll never see me again!"

At hearing this, Wanda's eyes narrowed into slits, her mouth twisting into an angry expression. She pulled out her wand and pointed it at Cosmo. Out of its tip came three gusts of wind. These gusts rolled over Cosmo...and cut him like blades. He screamed in pain as he fell to the ground, withering in agony.

By now, the fight was beginning to attract attention. People were coming out of their trailers. Thinking quickly, Chester spoke.

"I wish anyone who saw you guys fight would get frozen!" He said quickly.

Hearing this, Orion raised his wand. In an instant, everyone in the park, with the exception of the fairies and Chester, were frozen in blocks of ice.

Unfortunately, Juandissimo took advantage of this momentary cease-fire. He shot three bolts. They stuck Orion, sending him to the ground, where he withered in pain.

"It was foolish to try and stop me," Juandissimo sneered. "I will get everything I deserve, starting with Wanda. Since you got in the way of that, you must be destroyed!" He shot out three more bolts, but this time Orion was quick enough to produce a fire shield up to protect himself.

"Don't count on it. I'm fresh out of the Army. I'm the toughest you're ever going to get!" With that, he flung three more fireballs out of his wand. Juandissimo poofed away from the attack's course, and reappeared a few feet away.

Meanwhile, Cosmo was pulling himself off the ground. He looked up to see Wanda, still looking extremely angry.

"Please, Wanda, don't do this!" Cosmo pleaded, but his words fell on deaf ears. "I love you..."

"Then why do you always insult me?" Wanda demanded. "Why do you say mean things to me all the time? Why do you flirt with other women? Why do you act as if I forced you into our marriage? WHY?"

Cosmo was stunned. Ordinarily, love amulet causes its victim to forget any romance they had previously. Sometimes, however, they take any rage hidden within them and bring it out. Obviously, this had been bothering Wanda for some time.

"I...I..." Cosmo stuttered.

Wanda lifted her Wand. "Die!"

Another blade of wind emerged from her wand. It struck Cosmo in the chest, causing a diagonal cut. His shirt and tie were ripped, and he was bleeding.

Wanda pointed her wand and prepared to fire again. But this time, Cosmo finally got up the courage to point his wand.

Combat magic is very powerful. So powerful, in fact, that godparents are forbidden to use it unless someone else uses it on them first. It's classified into elements. Every fairy and anti-fairy could use a certain element to attack. Juandissimo had electricity, Orion fire, and Wanda wind. Cosmo had one too.

From the tip of his wand, Cosmo let forth a mighty stream of water. The blast hit Wanda, sending her back and into the side of a trailer, causing it to tip over.

Tears were forming in Cosmo's eyes. Guilt began to overtake him. These last few months, he had taken Wanda for granted. He vowed that if he freed her from the amulet's control, he'd never mistreat her again.

"Wanda...please don't make me fight you anymore...I'm sorry."

"Yes you are," Wanda said cruelly, rising from the trailer. She shot another air razor; this one Cosmo managed to avoid.

Chester stood buy, feeling helpless. He didn't know magic, so what could he do to help! Orion and Timmy's godparents were in trouble and he could only stand there. However, the boy was pulled out of his thoughts by the sight of a limo pulling up at the entrance of the park.

Trixie.

"Orion! I'm going to help Timmy! Keep that muscular freak off my back?"

"No problem," Orion said, dodging another lightning bolt.

Juandissimo sneered at this. "Go ahead! No matter what you do, you will not remove that amulet!"

Chester didn't hear that last statement; he was already out of the park.

Orion shot a fireball at Juandissimo, which he managed to dodge. Where the hell is Jorgen? Orion thought. I think the use of war magic is important enough to warrant a few men down here!

Apparently, Juandissimo could read his thoughts. "Oh, don't count on that muscular oaf Jorgen to help you, he has his hands full at the moment."

Orion raised an eyebrow. "What's that supposed to mean?"

"It means the anti-fairies are destroying Fairy World as we speak.

Orion's eyes went wide. It was worse than he thought. "You...you're in league with them. You're a glitch!"

Glitch was a slang term for an evil fairy. Fairies and anti-fairies existed to maintain the balance of good and evil. Fairies were usually good, and anti-fairies were usually bad.

Usually.

Sometimes, a fairy would become evil, and as a result the anti counterpart would be good. These were referred to as glitches, as they were considered mistakes in the balance.

Juandissimo smiled. "Yes, and in a matter of a few hours, I will be in a seat of power in the new magical order!" He declared, casting another bolt.

Orion dodged, then shot a blast of fire. He was nervous. Things were bad, and he had a feeling they were going to get worse.

Trixie exited her limo. The driver was nervous about dropping her off in such a place, but that fairy had said to come alone, and a few hundreds from Trixie's pocket were enough to shut him up.

As the limo pulled away, Trixie walked toward the entrance. However, she was surprised when Chester ran out, looking rather frightened. Trixie opened her mouth to ask what was wrong, but Chester cut her off.

"Trixie! We're going to have to help Timmy without the fairies!" That really surprised Trixie.

"What? How do you know about..."

"I don't have time to explain. We just got to get to him!" He said, grabbing Trixie's arm and pulling her in the direction he was running. After a second, Trixie got the hint and followed.

"Remy," the Shadow said in a low and emotionless voice. "You were in charge of scanning the area for other fairy godparents, correct?"

"Yes, Master, I was," the young boy replied.

"So tell me. Why has your godfather encountered some resistance other than that green haired idiot?"

Remy suddenly looked very nervous. "I-I don't know. When we performed the search, we found nothing!"

The Shadow's angry look faded when he remembered something. "You said you performed the scan weeks ago?"

"Y-yes sir, when we were still formulating our plan."

"I see. Remy, unlike most villains, I retain a realistic assessment on whose fault it is when a mistake is made. I admit, I should have ordered another scan before the plan started. Oh well, Juandissimo should be more than a match for that fairy."

At that point, the Nega-Chin entered the room. "Sir! I think there's something you should see," he said, flying to a monitor. He adjusted the frequency until a new image appeared.

Shadow looked at it and smiled. "This could work to our advantage."

Tootie sighed as she sat on Timmy's lap. The two of them were in the park, sitting on a bench. It was still only morning so they were the only one's in the park. Tootie was immensely enjoying herself.

"Stroke my hair," Tootie ordered. Timmy obeyed, and the young girl practically melted. "Kiss me," she commanded. Timmy began to follow the order when...

"HOLD IT!" A voice said.

Tootie looked up, annoyed. She was even more annoyed when she saw Trixie, Chester right behind her.

"Hello, Trixie," Tootie said icily. Then, she smiled. "Looks like I finally have Timmy, so why don't you just leave?"

"Because Timmy only loves you because of that amulet around his neck. Take it off of him!"

Tootie was surprised Trixie knew. "I don't know how you know about that, but I won't! Timmy's mine, you don't deserve him!"

"I think it's you who doesn't deserve him!" Trixie shot back.

Surprisingly, Tootie didn't say anything. She got up, brushed her skirt off, then spoke to Timmy.

"Timmy, that horrible girl wants to hurt me. Don't let her!"

Timmy's reaction was nearly identical to Wanda's. He instantly went into a fit of rage. He ran at Trixie with every intention of hitting her.

That never happened. Chester tackled him to the ground and pinned him down. Chester was pretty strong, so Timmy couldn't force his way back up. "Come on, Timmy, don't make me hurt you," he pleaded.

"LET HIM GO!" Tootie demanded, heading toward Chester. However, Trixie blocked her way. "Not until you take the amulet off!"

"You can't make me!"

"I bet I can!"

"Don't try anything or I'll make you wish you hadn't!"

"Oh please, I don't think a crybaby like you could hurt me!"

"Yeah, well I don't think a prissy rich girl can throw a punch"

Angrily, the two leapt at each other. Trixie threw a punch, but surprisingly, Tootie blocked. Tootie threw a punch of her own, which Trixie blocked just as easily.

"So, you actually know how to fight?" Tootie taunted.

"My dad taught me not to totally rely on a bodyguard. How do you know?"

"Please, I lived with Vicky for ten years. You don't live with someone like that unarmed!"

Instantly, the two were fighting again.