Don't own FMA, never will for how many other chapters that I write.
"You're kidding me, you cow loving, crazy, bastard from hell!" the full metal alchemist screeched for all of central to hear. He had a very good reason to mind you.
"No pipsqueak, this is a real mission." The colonel replied dryly, he been arguing with the bray for the last hour, oh well no paperwork since the blonde got angry enough to throw the pile of paper on the floor…twice.
"You're not sending me there!" Edward yet again screeched when finally coming back from an errand for Havoc came back.
"Brother what's wrong?" the suit of armour question.
"This!" the full metal alchemist half yelled and shoved the paper to Alphonse.
CHQA
Assignment: To capture the one who calls himself the milk alchemist, he'd destroyed milk factories across central and western headquarters. He has also tampered with central's supply of milk.
Next possible target: MMM factory
Assigned to: Major Edward Eric
Reason: The major have been in more cases like this one many times, his expertise will come in use.
Supported by: Colonel Mustang, Colonel Hawkins, Colonel Tyrace
Must be captured by: two weeks from assigned date, before the chocolate festival in central.
"Ohhhhh…."well brother won't like this, his cheeks were puffed and he was crossing his arms and glaring at the colonel as if he was….milk. But Al had a plan.
"Ok, bye colonel, we'll see you when we get back!"The suit of armour dragged the blond who was in his chibi mode as this happened and ran off to find the factory.
At the factory, Ed was grumbling and cursing and ranting at any one who said he needed calcium…which was everyone in the milk factory. They found the Milk alchemist relatively easily, and he was really the M.I.L.K alchemist which was milk is life kid that Ed took as a personal insult. He was about to transmute a girl and milk together, but because of Ed's short rant they were to late….but the only difference was the girl's complexion was creamer and her skin tone was whiter. So the idiot was captured in a matter of second, really seconds.
When they were about to leave the milk alchemist was already handed to the military, Al began his plan.
"Brother, I uhh…. need to go to the bathroom." And the suit of armour sped back to the factory.
Wait did he hear right, bathroom? The kid's in a suit of armour, what he trying to do? Ed thought as he ran after his brother.
When he was deep inside the factory…. A flood happened, it was milk, a freaking flood of milk and the shrimp (HEY!), I mean alchemist got drowned and drank at least a gallon of the liquid he calls cow juice.
While Al was at the sidelines sighing, "need to make the transmutation smaller, can't have brother drown before we find the stone, or at all….." Alphonse Eric transmuted a large hole into one of the many milk huge milk containers. And Ed when he finds out who did it, duh who else, the factory workers don't know alchemy…..they can only pour milk on him, smaller scale, the crazy idiot wasn't there so it had to be Al' doing. And he's so gonna pay.
Author's not: Review and can you guess who's going to force feed milk to Ed next? CHQA stands for central headquarter assignments.