A/N: This is my apology for not updating in about a week. I'M SO SORRY! *cries from stress* I have a solo to do tonight in my school's chorus and I'm super nervous! SQUEE! Plus, I'm in the mood for procrastinating on my English essay (don't we all do that?) so enjoy this…EXCERPT FROM INVADER DIB!

Zim was in a mad fury as he watched the camera replay the scene again and again. How could this be? How could they leave him, ZIM, out of the Great Rescue for Invader Tenn? He couldn't fathom the thought! It was…IMPOSSIBLE!

"COMPUTER!" he shouted.

"Yes?" the Computer asked, obviously very bored with its "Master's" rambling.

"When was this message sent?"

"While you were at-"

"When?"

"While you-"

"WHEN?" The Computer "sighed" and then continued its unfinished sentence.

"While you were attending the Earth Skool . The Almighty Tallests have administered a message to all the Invaders to help with the rescuing of Invader Tenn. Thus far, they have encountered a small resistance force against the Irken Empire."

Zim pondered for a moment. What inferior race would go against the Irken Armada? They must be idiots. "Go on." Zim said, while reading over the Irken text the message contained.

"The resistance force has been named The Resisty and-"

"The RESISTY? What a stupid name!" Zim cackled. The Computer "sighed" once again and, if it could, it would have rolled its eyes.

"Yes, well this 'Resisty' poses as a threat to the Armada."

"How can SOMETHING that stupid be that threatening?"

"If you must know, the Meekrob have joined the fight." Zim froze, all emotion draining from his face at the simple fact.

"Did you say the Meekrob?" Zim asked more quietly than usual.

"Affirmative. The Meekrob are supplying the Resisty with everything they need, food, water, troops, weapons, snacks, everything. That is why the Tallests have called the Invaders for back-up."

"I see." Zim's PAK brought out the vocal communicator. "GIR! MINIMOOSE! Get down to the lab IMMEDIATELY!"

"Yes, my Master!" was GIR's response. A few seconds later, a tube popped out of ceiling and released the malfunctioning SIR and the tiny robotic moose. Zim glared at the two for a minute.

"GIR, you and I are going to Irk. It seems as though Skoodge forgot to deliver the message to us."

"Master," the Computer chimed in, "You weren't invited."

"SILENCE! Minimoose, you will stay here with the Computer and guard it against the Dib-stink. Computer! Prepare the Voot!"

"Oooooooooooh, we gonna go and fly with the squirrel into oblivion!" GIR shrieked. He began to run around the lab, screaming the entire time with a chocolate suck monkey in one hand and a taquito (A/N: Thank you JtHM for the "correct" spelling of "taquito". Oh Happy Noodle Boy…) in the other.

"Just come on." Zim said; a bit aggravated with the robot. GIR's body lit up red for a moment and he followed Zim to the hangar with Minimoose right behind him. As soon as they arrived at the Voot, GIR changed back to teal and began to run and scream once again. This time, he was headed to the power amplifier.

"WEEEEHEEEE! WEEEEHOOOO!" he shrieked as he approached ever-closer to the device.

"NO GIR! STAY AWAY FROM THAT POWER AMPLIFIER!" GIR immediately stopped and looked at his Master through teary eyes.

"Awe, but I want to plaaayyyy!" he cried while hugging Zim at the same time.

"No GIR! Stop! Ack! My organs!" Zim squirmed in GIR's hug of doom until he was finally released. "You know, this makes me glad that I prevented the Earth from being squished from a GIANT HUG OF DOOM!"

"Heehee!" GIR giggled. Zim's eye twitched as GIR began to drink the Suck Monkey, hacking it up, and drinking it once again.

"Just get in the Cruiser." Zim said. He jumped into the pilot's seat with GIR to his right. "Computer, put the base in defensive mode." With that, the Voot Cruiser took to the skies. GIR watched amazed as the Earth became smaller and smaller and soon, it was gone altogether.

"Oooooooh."

"Ok GIR, I have increased the Voot Cruiser's speed tenfold so we should arrive at Irk in three to four hours. Then, we shall doom this so-called 'Resisty' and retrieve Invader Tenn!" Zim stated triumphantly.

"Doom?" GIR asked. Zim's eyes widened as a memory six months long replayed in his head.

"No, no, no, GIR! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed, pulling on his antennae. This could NOT happen again!

"I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom. Doom doom doom. Doom. Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doooooom. Doom doom doom!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

End of excerpt

A/N: Tell me what you think of this so far! This is probably going to be in the middle of Chapter 3 or 4, it depends how long I make the intro. Anyway, this is pretty much how the story is going to play out. It will not be in script format since that would be a little too hard and a little too long. For me, it's easier to write out a novelization of Invader Dib. However, if people want me to create a script, I will happily oblige. It probably won't be done until Invader Dib is actually finished but I will do it.

The poll for the ending of Invader Dib is still open for those of you with accounts. For anonymous readers, feel free to leave a review containing your preferred ending as others before you have done. Once again, I'm sorry for not updating in a while and I hope this made up for it. I also apologize that I made GIR sing the Doom Song again. I realize how annoying this can get so sorry for all of you who think the Doom Song in a Zim fic is boring/unoriginal. I will note that it contains the right number of "dooms" that were sang in the first half of the song (feel free to count them and correct me if I'm wrong).

I'm sticking by the original due date for this fic so I probably won't be posting anything else under previews until about a week before Christmas. Sorry, this Author's Note is ridiculously long! Well, bye!

P.S.: If you caught the small reference to an unfinished episode; good for you! Also, if you know why I used quite a few exclamation marks in the dialogue; you are a true J.C.V. fan.